Venice Peach

Yes give us a Paradise throwback Lana! 

Going in with no expectations can sometimes be the best. The way I see it, it’s her we’re talking about : she never released a bad album. Some were better, some were excellent, but each one has some unforgettable songs. I can’t see why Chemtrails would be different, although everyone is free to enjoy an album or not lol 

it'll be kind of sad if there's nothing to go along with COCC like imagine it's her best album sonically and lyrically but with minimal visuals and no interviews or anything besides an album photoshoot and knowing chuck it'll be 3 pics in the same setting and outfit  

Let's see where we are at.
A.) She really is having a breakdown. She looked in the mirror and her brain said, "You are Lana Del Rey, you can post anything  you want".
B.) She is trolling or playing just out of boredom like the rest of us.
C.) This is part of a well thought out coordinated promotion for the upcoming release.
You decide.

question for the culture, tropico gif, long hair, flannels, habits remix, cola. yup we're back in 2012

I see it too! She posted that Tropico gif in May and even though it was fake, that fake twitter insider said COTCC will have a lot of biblical imagery, but with Tulsa Jesus Freak and the biblical metaphors from its snippet, I could see an album that is thematically similar to Paradise! 
 
Lana also chronicles her life in each of her records and kind of recounts what she’s doing through her imagery - with NFR she mentioned Long Beach and had a lot of sailing/surfing imagery and we know she did a lot of that while writing the record. She’s been going to church for a few years now and hardly explored that lyrically in NFR, maybe we’ll see that in COTCC!

and a demonic version too! A dark album incoming, ladies 

why do i feel like this is legitimately something she would say jlsefkfjlsejfsja

Lana on the 5th: Very proud to release my new record, White Noise Beats To Get To Sleep To, featuring airplane noises, screaming and Jack Antonoff's sleeping noises

or just this 
 

time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future  what's not clicking 

Lana is like a random auntie

Just got off Facetime with Lana. TJF will drop yesterday as the lead single, the album will be available to pre-order last week, which will mark two weeks from the release, a week earlier due to the leak that happened tomorrow.
 

I want full on mellotron Norman sounding psychedelia with weird flutes and weird drums and violins and electric guitars and bass. Just give me it Lana please

YES i passed out when i heard it for the 1st time, if she sticked with original concept it would be her best album

Then I hope you've heard 'Serene Queen,' which was recorded for Lust For Life and then cut. For me, it's one of her very best tracks ever, though I would call it 'trip hop' and not 'hip hop trap.' 

what else are they supposed to do  i used to have fish so dgmw it's just so funny how you said that lmao

Literally the whole fandom: Lana where’s COCC???? Make some kind of announcement!
 
Lana: SYLVIA??????? 
 

I actually love her audiobook a lot more than i thought i would, it get's better everytime i listen to it. It's stunning. So i honestly can't wait for BTIG. Do we know if she's actually doing an audiobook for Iron Gates, did she confirm that? I really hope so. It's pretty cool that we could be getting beautiful audiobooks alongside beautiful music. Violets is one of my favourite albums released this year, i still class it as an album because i like to listen to the music just as much as the poetry

this happens EVERY time and we are surprised every time..
 
at least she's leaking the book and not the album this time around

ok wait a damn minute, i remember nicki saying she was tweaking her 2018 album Queen up until its release. And other artists I've heard say they were working on it until right before it came out, i think we could still get a sept 5th release

I still think the album is coming on the 4th/5th. It’s a long post, but it’s worth it. Here’s why; 

a) She never posts this frequently - she’s been posting on average  4-5 times a week since the beginning of this month! I can’t recall her ever doing that unless we were close to an album. 
 
b) Ed said the album isn’t finished. Well, she has to have finished mixing since at least July 25th, according to the ATRL insider, as they said the album is being mastered right now, and we know that an album is mastered by someone else besides Lana, Jack, and Laura (maybe Chris Gehringer, as we’ve all heard about). This could be right up until the last minute, so that the album can only be released digitally in September, and then by December, vinyls will be available. 
 
c) Ed also could have been just saying that the album isn’t done to avoid any potential leakage as the insiders who claim to have access to the album‘s contents have so far been respectful to Lana in not sharing any actual music and they want to keep it that way. It’s likely that Ben and Ed are keeping quiet about the album because with Love leaking in early 2017, it was due to it being in a lot of people’s hands - I think it was as early as August 2016 (!!) that people had screen caps  from the video, and a trader had the demo the month it was recorded (April 2016). We know how Lana and her managers feel about leaks - they suck - and rightfully so. I could imagine that denying the album being finished is to prevent even having any damage to control.
 
d) As for that review on the “What’s On” website, it’s not uncommon for some publications to listen to an album before it is available to the general public. The other articles by that author don’t seem as unprofessional/suspicious as the Chemtrails review, but I’m still taking it with a huge grain of salt. It could be that the article was just uploaded early because it was a clerical error or a glitch, but the fact that the article repeatedly calls it “Chemtrails over a country club” leads me to believe otherwise. It does seem strange though, that that article is by the same author who has written otherwise coherent pieces. 
 
e) If the album was delayed, we would have known by now. This situation is unlike LFL or NFR’s release date confusions, as all those dates came from other sources and the actual
ones were confirmed by Lana herself. For LFL, the May 26th date that was thrown around was disputed by Paris Match Magazine, when it published Lana’s feature with the July 21st date in May 2017. Lana then went to Twitter  to confirm this with the legendary “July 21st fam” tweet. With NFR, the March 29th date came out of a bunch of other sources, and before anyone says Lana is at fault for saying it would be released “at the top of the year,” I wouldn’t hold her accountable for saying something when casually asked by Zane Lowe in a pretty friendly and informal interview. Same with Violet, as Chuck was unfortunately robbed and I’m sure she didn’t anticipate getting a book deal/spoken word deal with Simon & Schuster at the time. With Ultraviolence, even, a paparazzi asked her the date as she was leaving the club (LOL), and she said May 1st, but then later confirmed on social media that it could come in June. The June 13/17th dates, July 21st, and August 30th dates came from her social media - much like the September 5th date did. If it’s in a written record where she is announcing things unprovoked (unlike a casual interview or being asked on the spot etc.) then I think that gives her the accountability that was/is missing when she’s asked by others and responds pretty casually. This was a different situation all-around!
 
Just my two cents; even if the album doesn’t come in September, then, oh well  but I have hope - and I hope this gave you some too! 
 
 
 

inb4 LanaBoards Management debuts and we get her career back on track

Ever since Dula Peep appeared TapMGMT have pushed Lana to the side. I truly think she deserves better management.

-scrapping Jerk Zantonoff yup yup yup ill be down for that