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Question for the Chemtrails Over the Country Club Pre-Release Thread:
 
Now that #TeamCocctober has had number ones with posts about being intelligent, being correct in their evaluations, etc  - can we please go back to writing posts about being excited , feeling hopeful by waiting for this record even if the rollout is not perfect, or spending too much money on magazines and poetry books - or whatever we want - without being crucified or saying that we’re being delusional??????
 
I’m fed up with LanaBoards members and supporters saying that we’re delusional when in reality we’re just positive people writing about our hopes for Lana Del Rey’s upcoming record of what we are all now seeing as very prevalent emotionally-introspective speculations all over the forum. 
With all of the theories people are conceptualizing on this thread I just want to say that over the last 5 months I think it’s pathetic that our minor speculative exploration detailing our sometimes incorrect evaluations has often made people say that we’re delusional and setting the forum back months.
Let this be clear, we’re not not realistic - but there has to be a place on LanaBoards for people who look and act like us - the kind of people who have hope and optimism regarding the music and artistry - the kind of people who are slated mercilessly for being their authentic, imaginative selves, the kind of people who get their own stories and theories taken away from them by self-identifying superior members or by members who hate extreme speculation. 
 
We’ve been honest and optimistic about the challenging waiting periods we’ve had. 
News flash! ? That’s just how it is for many people. And that was sadly our experience up until the point that Lana Del Rey’s records were made. So I just want to say that’s it’s been a long 5 months of bullshit replies up until recently and we’ve learned a lot from them but we also feel it really paved the way for other people to stop “raining on other people’s parade” and to just be able to write whatever the hell they wanted to say on their forum - unlike our experience where if we even expressed a note of thought in the first 5 months of waiting we were deemed literally delusional as though it was literally 2019. 
Anyways none of this has anything to do about much but we’ll be detailing some of our theories in the next two pre-release threads on LanaBoards (mostly this one). Yes, we’re still conceptualizing album covers and vinyl concepts with our choice of visuals, which we’re very happy about. And I’m sure there will be tinges of what we’re pondering in the Chemtrails Over the Country Club post-release thread that comes out October 30th. 
 
Thanks for reading
Happy quarantining

can y’all stop policing what ppl can and can’t be vocally frustrated about on a forum it’s literally either this or everyone goes back to comparing lana albums to fruits and vegetables

every single day i wake up and put on my silly little clothes and brush my silly little teeth and open up my silly little macbook and log onto lanaboards dot com and i read this thread with my silly little expectations and silly little hopes and every single time the voice in my head says "ha ha you dumb whore of course there's no news" and i get embarrassed and hate myself all day

it's so funny that sheridan is promoting Lana the most lmao

omg #TeamDelulu has been REVIVED!! who’s with us??!! 

user on ig : Is there a video coming too? When can we expect that? Heh
interviewmag :
y’all!!! Allow us to have at least one trick up our sleeve!! (See you later this week ?)  

FUCK Live PD.

Dealer >>> Yosemite don't @ me

does Jared contradict himself? Very well then, he contradicts himself. He is large - he contains multitudes.

If she means "folk and country" in the AKA way, I'm down, but I don't think the album is going to be folk-y

not j*red, the user who refuses to listen to a lana song that isn't produced by Jackoff and immediately dismisses them as artistically inferior, calling other users closeminded... i've seen it all

Hi! I'm positive that the magazine cover was shot anytime between June 30th and July 8th for the following reasons:
 
1. She was first spotted with the baby blue nails we see on the cover on her birthday, June 21st, so it had to be anytime after that point
 
2. She has lash extensions on the cover and not removable false lashes; she was not pictured with these lashes until she posted to her Family Heirlooms TikTok on July 3rd;  the last time she was pictured both without lashes and with baby blue nails was June 29th, when she was hanging with friends in her yard and on a trampoline.
 
3. On July 9th, Lana was rocking a sparkly pink nail-colour, as briefly seen in the video she posted to social media announcing that Violet was coming out. She wore this nail colour until late August, when she switched it up for red nails (first pictured in her latest recitation video of Patent Leather Do-Over and then through her lace gloves on the set of the COTCC video)
 
4. Her hair colour on the cover is the warmer blonde shade that she had from early June until July 27th when she visited the salon in Tulsa for a slightly cooler/grayer blonde shade; this further validates the first three points I made.
 
 Hopefully that's what you were looking for!
 
 

our new date to look forward to for the album release is every friday. that way we can look forward to something every week. 

trans person here, so i know what I'm talking about on this issue. lana can't assume the role of a trans woman in her music, period. it's insensitive for a multitude of reasons but the biggest one is that she's never had to endure what being a trans person is like. so her taking this identity that many wish they didn't have (dysmorphia is a bitch) and using it to essentially play dress up without having to endure what trans folks like myself have to DAILY would just be insulting. obviously she's not going to do any of this, but your comments come across as extremely ignorant and close minded.

yes, from what I understood I think she deleted the TJF snippet because she changed her mind about the first single and on the video she says that in the meantime between now and the cocc music video we will hear LMLYLAW

I need songs like WC, MTWBT and SQ on this album  I wanna feel slutty 

LFL should've been (using only released tracks) 
13 Beaches  Lust For Life Love Cherry White Mustang In My Feelings Summer Bummer  Groupie Love Heroin Change a serve 

I'm hoping for a good balance between acoustic masterpieces and upbeat bangers. Plus, I want the grand guitar sound from UV back.

too much logic

u know what was a moment? the SoC guitar bridge yep 

saw a screenshot of that the neighbourhood dude on the post - did it really happen? wonder if he's just showing support of if he's somehow involved in cocc.

y'all can't be mad at her for postponing. we're getting a well made MV and a Neil Krug-shot album cover (POSSIBLY RIGHT I'M PRAYING). 
 
SHE SERVED

U GUYS
Isn’t Chip Chrome on Instagram the lead singer Jesse Rutherford of The Neighborhood?
 
He commented on the post: “♥️?”
 
DOES THAT MEAN......?

COLLAB CONFIRMED.