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LIPSTERS OF LANABOARDS, PREPARED TO BE GAGGED BY THE MELANCHOLIC, GLAMOROUS QUEEN OF CAMP MYSELF, LANA DEL REY!

“For this glamorous couture campy look, I went with an old blue sweater I found while raiding my sister Chuck's closet as always. The dark blue color represents the shades of blue my baby lives in and his eyes, jazz, and attitude. I also chose this long black and white skirt that emulates melancholia. I stole it from H&M when I was doing a campaign for them years back. I also chose these Hollywood sadcore black leather sandals that I found at the beach, pointing towards the ocean. I can't believe someone would leave such beautiful shoes behind! I also chose this glimmering, nostalgic necklace that I bought from an angel headed hipster on the streets of L.A (where the future is now) for $45. And for the hair, well, I just put it up and hope for the best. I just kept the makeup simple and didn't make it complicated. So, yeah, that's my campy look to put it.”

looking camp right in the eye...
 

Miss Kate Bush 
 

 
I actually posted this photo elsewhere earlier this week, and wow... quilted dress, parking garage, alligator on a leash? Camp couture classic! 

Introducing Our Cast for Cycle 1 of LanaBoards Next Top Model
 
 
Lizzy Grant - @Surf Noir
Naomi Campbell - @DeadSeaOfMercury
Miranda Cosgrove - @lmdr
Lady Gaga - @shadesofblue
Kate Moss - @southbeachswing
RuPaul - @Paris Hilton
Tinashe - @TheBoss
Kate Bush @sparklertrailerheaven
Lana Del Rey - @Daytona Beach Sparkler
Beyonce - @keps2013
Mitski - @ultrabanisters
Britney Spears - @bia
Jane Fonda - @Say Yes to Heaven
Charli XCX - @bunoner
Anya Taylor Joy - @jimmyjimmycocoapuff
Megan Thee Stallion - @DemonMic2003
 

 
 
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The Game:
 
Welcome to LanaBoards Next Top Model, I am your host Lindsay Lohan who will be telling you what to do and then judging you on how well you did it.
 
Each week (every day or so) you will be given a fashion/photoshoot challenge based on a theme.
You have 24 hours to submit ONE photo or you are at risk at being eliminated.
To submit a photo you must send your photo in this thread or DM me.
 
Example:
 
Each week there will also be a winner. The winners prize each week is the power the sabotage one girl of their choosing.
 

 
 
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Week 1 Challenge:
 
We're starting off this competition STRONG. Your first theme is... "CAMP COUTURE"
 
You have 24 hours to submit your campiest photo.
...But remember. This is a fashion competition so be mindful of why you were invited into the section!
 
Our special guest this week who will be helping me critique is the masterful seamstress... @Rorman Nockwell
 
Good Luck!

i love the idea of someone logging on to lanaboards in a few days, missing this context, and seeing marilyn monroe, kamala harris and geri halliwell in a slay off 

Well, we did have that surprise triple single drop for BB..

NO MY MOD QUEUE CURSE

Welcome to LanaBoards Next Top Model! 
 
LanaBoards' first reality show designed to find the greatest top model in all of LanaBoards!
And I am your host... Lindsay Lohan.
 

 
 
Each week (every day or two..) each LanaBoards model will participate in a challenge where they must successfully fulfil the requirements of the task in order
to make it to the next round. 
 
An example of one of these challenge may be: finding the best photoshoot associated with your celebrity that successfully matches the theme of Western Glamour or Homeless Chic.
 
At the end of each week (Every day or two..), I, Lindsay Lohan, will be judging your summitted photo.
The weakest link of each week will be eliminated until there is one sole winner!
 
If you're interested in playing the game, reply below with 3 celebrities you'd be interested in portraying in the game, you only get to play as one of these people
so choose your three wisely.
 
Feel free to ask any questions.
 

 
(Would love to get around 12-16 people to play )
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Challenge 3 on Page 14
 
This Weeks Models (Theme: Retro Revival)
 
Challenge 9 Submissions
 
 
Week 1 Results on page 7
Week 2 Results on page 13
Week 3 Results on page 17
Week 4 Results on page 20
Week 5 Results on page 22
Week 6 Results on page 25
Week 7 Results on page 26
Week 8 Results on page 28
Week 9 Results on page 30
Winner announced on page 31
REUNION... TBD
 
Placements:
 
Vote for your favorite model here!
https://strawpoll.com/NoZr3jXvBy3

Well, we did have that surprise triple single drop for BB..

Good afternoon models.
Two weeks left until the finale.
 
I hope you know your history because for this week we're going back in time.
A versatile model can slay in any era.
 
Your theme this week is "RETRO REVIVAL" 
 
By random draw, you will be given a random decade that you must use in showcasing yourself in,
For example, if you get the year 1608, I'm expecting to see you in 1608.
 
You have 24 hours to submit your decade-themed photo.
 
 
Our special guest helping me this week is newly signed 5 Points Records artist and Ex-Top Model contestant... @Surf Noir
 
 
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
 
 
Charli XCX, for this challenge you are timebound. Instead of having 24 hours to submit, you have 12 hours.
Everyone else may use their 24 hour limit to their advantage.
 
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Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Decade:
 
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - 1970s
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - 1960s
Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - 3000s
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - 1980s
Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - 1950s
Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - 1910s
 
Good luck!
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Here is your updated portrait

 

she needs to do a huge promotion for this single, like she did with “love”. we need posters all across the cities  if we are getting another lfl we need that level of promotion 

Well, we did have that surprise triple single drop for BB..

Well, we did have that surprise triple single drop for BB..

Well, we did have that surprise triple single drop for BB..

Well, we did have that surprise triple single drop for BB..

Well, we did have that surprise triple single drop for BB..

Well, we did have that surprise triple single drop for BB..

the culture wasn't ready when it was questioned as well 

No cuz for what we know it could randomly drop tommorow and music video later

i'm sure there might be one song or another in classic nashville style so i'm fine with her playing with other genres too

Tbh I'm not super keen on this being for Lasso, but I do trust her judgement! This album may not be the classic country sound I expected after all, but I'm sure we're in for another ride