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get off the damn phone while you're driving

Are we sure that's a bad thing

 

im shaking this is insane... 

Interlude - The Trio be like:
@111 @DragonWhore @TheDollClub
 

Us when 111 enters the users browsing:
 

did you know i have a tunnel for your peepee to slide into

We're so used to giving that we finally get to receive

is @Elle power napping right now?

i think this is the safest place for lana stans, on twitter they are weird and on tiktok they are weirder 

Do Not Cum

ok i’m bored so let’s talk astrology 
 
someone mentioned how the announcement being on dec 7 could be because of the full moon that day, which is probably true knowing lana. 
 
something interesting about this full moon is that it’s in exact conjunction with mars which makes it have a very intense energy. there is a lot of anger, frustration, and aggression surrounding it, which fits in with LDR9 being an “angry album”. perhaps this could’ve also been done on purpose by miss lana . 
 
it’s also in the sign of gemini, so there’s a focus on communication and speech. combining this with the energy of mars, there’s can be a lot of debating/arguing on this day. it’s best to be careful of what you say and use your energy for creativity and physical activity instead of getting into heated conversations.  
 
overall i think it’s a perfect day for lana to announce info about her angry, conversational album and for us lipsters to argue our thoughts on what it all means 
 

All you have to do is listen to her words and watch who she is dating to understand the vibe you'll get. 
She was unhappy with Chemtrails, she wanted to get it out asap and move onto Rock Candy Sweet (lol)/BB. She was unhappy because she felt like she couldn't say what she wanted to say about her family and she also felt like the production was too "Jacky" (sparse, letting the vocals and lyrics breathe while the production is as restrained as possible). That's not to say she doesn't like working with Jack, but during that period she was feeling rage and confronting her generational trauma after Sean. That's why she sought out different producers to give her moments like the ending of Black Bathing Suit or the drums on Wildflower Wildfire - angry, noisy, expressing her rage. That album was about her history, hence the lack of promo and the feeling of it being mixtape-y. Now that she got that out of her system and hopefully worked through some of her grief with her mother, comes the acceptance and grace as well as making it feel more like a proper rollout and era. She referenced Swan Song out of nowhere recently, a song about acceptance in some ways and moving on. She's also majorly influenced by the men she is dating due to her codependency: Francesco gave us beautiful Italian influenced vibes on Honeymoon, Berry gave us indie-rock vibes, G-Eazy gave us trap shit, Sean (and Nikki Flop) gave us midwest folk vibes, now I don't know much about Jack's music or personality but I see a lot of confidence, experimentation and a bit of witchy coven like vibes through the Neil flowers and W Magazine shoot. Flipping the narrative of her trauma of being the survivor of a cult and becoming a coven leader after processing her generational trauma? We'll see. 

She needs to release her Preacher’s Daughter. Dreamy but dark and with heavy instrumentation. 

Also..the December 7th isn't a random date I think. Its a full moon 

Beauty Routine on Vogue, please 

fixed it for you  
 
 

i’m praying for this
 
lilacs in my mind all the time are blooming beautifully
even though some stare and say her last affair went brutally
 
*beat switch
*trap beat starts

well, i don't let them rain on my parade
that's not my thing
'Cause i've got love on my side, now
i've got nothing to hide, now

I saw dragonwhore on the side of the road with a piece of cardboard that said “will give LDRX info for 5 cents” so I gave him 5 cents and he said “rockefeller………….” then I kicked him in the face and took my 5 cents and ran. 

omg on midnights release……
that fucking wench Taylor swift stole her laptop and sold it so she could afford a meal at McDonald’s and a night at a motel because she’s currently homeless. That is so sad !

Roses Bloom For You confirmed!! WE WIN!!!!

Roses Bloom For You truthers rise up!

Oh of course I believe you honey, now let's get you back in that cell you poor thing all alone out here in the boards with real insiders you must've been terrified

hot-take but i kinda wish we could stop making jokes about mental health in regards to people just being goofy and speculative in this thread

Manifesting roses bloom for you to turn up on this album 

anything tiktok stans do give me the ick, like they can post a random photo of lana and i’ll get annoyed atp