Furor Poeticus

Lanz if you’re reading this re-record Tired of Singing the Blues with an updated production and slap it on RCS please and thank you

We're about to outsold the COCC post-release besties 

Still can't quite believe that Lana has outsold the rest of the top 10 combined, like fuck (that's including Bieber)... The 100 formats really did pay off! 
 
Honestly still in awe of this record and dreaming about Rock Candy Sweet... Lana it hurts to love you but I still love you. 

she replied "just a selphie"

so no cherry blossom official release

Dealer cult, come through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 


 

I keep seeing comments saying she hasn’t done promo, but they PUMPED out Facebook and Instagram ads, have a whole village of merch, countless magazines and interviews, she performed on late night TV, and they put her name in the sky. 
 

 
They’ve definitely been doing their job of making her new album known (and all the negative press is helping too because fans who didn’t know the album was coming see her name every time they blink)
 
she’s never done a ‘promo free’ era. NFR and COTCC (the two ‘no promo’ eras) both have multiple high(ish) budget videos, so so much merch, and have had events for album release day. (NFR had the ice cream truck and COTCC had the sky advertisement.)
 
I think RCS will either be absolutely no promo, album dropping in June, or it’s going to be delayed a little so the label can plan promo 

I made an updated and accurate chart list

so proud 
RCS come through!!!!

That would be excellent, the Lolita hoes would eat that up 

2000th post i hope this record is real

One song will be called "Inclusive af (feat. Adele)", and it'll have Jamaican and eastern influences

The pussywillow. Getting strong woman vibes from this one 
 

She should give Queen Of Hearts/Don't Stop a spot 

One song will be called "Inclusive af (feat. Adele)", and it'll have Jamaican and eastern influences

One song will be called "Inclusive af (feat. Adele)", and it'll have Jamaican and eastern influences

One song will be called "Inclusive af (feat. Adele)", and it'll have Jamaican and eastern influences

I wish I could move on and let Masochism go, but I just can't and I'll keep making a fool of myself

One song will be called "Inclusive af (feat. Adele)", and it'll have Jamaican and eastern influences

One song will be called "Inclusive af (feat. Adele)", and it'll have Jamaican and eastern influences

If this is it, I'm signing off
Miss doing nothin' the most of all
Hawaii just missed that fireball
L.A. is in flames‚ it's getting hot
Ariana’s getting darker as the days go on
"Life on Mars?" ain't just a song
I hope the live stream's almost on
 

The song "Ariana is not black" will be critically acclaimed, SOTY and influence the next three generations of artists.

One song will be called "Inclusive af (feat. Adele)", and it'll have Jamaican and eastern influences

help

One of the songs should be titled ‘I’m not racist I have black friends’. 

She will finally release "I wish you were dead already", the monumental diss-track she's been cooking up ever since that Guardian interview in 2014.  However, she'll still mix up Tim Jonze and Alexis Petridis in the lyrics, which will cause another big controvery that will lead to her announcing LDR9 two days prior to Rock Candy Sweet's release day.