Deadly Nightshade

The universal praise… the looming stadium tour…. 
 
I cannot believe those of us who survived 2020/2021 are alive to see this 

ultimate smack cam 

It is kind of crazy to me how she’s actually “teasing” the album this way, I feel like she didn’t really do that for past albums. She’s really leaning into the aesthetic for lasso. 

UM YASSSSS QUEEN MOTHER OF CERVIDAE CREATURES MCQUEEN BOOTS THE HOUSE DOWN SLAY HUNTY MAMA

20+ HQ photographs from the carpet -
 

Lana literally acts like this every time she does interviews why are you guys so desperate to make it seem like she hates Taylor and her music 

To be fair, if I starved myself for likely a few weeks, shoved my body into that corset, and then showed up just to be outshined by someone who probably blew a cherry flavored vape cloud in my face on the drive over - and for my entire appearance with her to be overshadowed by some lady who's probably at home with her cats, unaware of what's going on - i'd be dying inside too. 

Kim looks really weird 😭 She genuinely looks like she is about to pass out and die 

To be fair she barely remembers her own songs. 

whatever that title was..... oh she was fighting for her life trying to remember any song from the album lmfao
 

i actually wrote a paper in college about how the Kardashian's represent so much of the decay in our society and I'm 2 seconds away from posting it on here. 

She needs to be careful with those antlers before she pops Kim's head like the empty balloon that it is. 

LANA CONFIRMED CHUCK PHOTOSHOOT PRE MET GALA

OMG HER GETTING INTERVIEWED WITH KIM SJDFHJKSDHF
 
swifties on life support

queen of having taste because that’s indeed the best song on the album BUT there is no need to ask lana about taylor all the time as if lana is an irrelevant indie artist who needs promo  

Literal bambi eyes. This is so high fashion and I love when she plays with bridal silhouettes like this - 
 

SHE DEVOURED SO HARD I FEEL LIKE I AM BEING DIGESTED IN HER STOMACH NOW AS WELL

https://www.vogue.com/article/lana-del-reys-2024-met-gala-look-references-an-iconic-alexander-mcqueen-collection
 

SHES INSANE FOR THIS

Okayyyy
 

Please. The woman would not know taste if it was glued to the back of her fuck ass bob

I just woke up did she turn up or what
ETA I don't have glasses
ETA2 I'm tired

If I was a celebrity and a millionaire and had an invitation to this year's Met Gala, I would let Dior to make a replica of this Haute Couture Spring-Summer 1949 Miss Dior Trompe L'œil Line dress and wear this at the Met.
It would be perfect for that because it perfectly symbolizes "The Garden Of Time" dress code theme this year - the dress and the collection itself was a tribute to Christian Dior's sister Catherine's passion for flowers and also it would be the 75th anniversary of this dress! The tribute was described as: "Her unconditional love for flowers led to her rebirth. Catherine became a “flower representative”, delivering flowers in Paris and sending fresh flowers all over the world."
What a beautiful dress, I hope there is a celebrity out there who had the same idea as I had and does the same for Met Gala. This dress is just so beautiful and ethereal, a stunning piece of art!


Here's a miniature version of this beauty!


Worn by a model at that time!

 
I would pair this look with custom Dior slingback pumps, like these but decorated with flower motifs similarly to the ones on the dress!

 
I'm not sure about jewelry, I wouldn't really like a shining diamond necklace and earrings on this dress because it would grab all the attention from the flower details. Rather I would wear these Vintage Haute Couture Christian Dior earrings and choker/pendant from Spring 1998 collection! They would, again, suit the theme but I'm not sure how would they look with the dress but I do know that the main attention, the "main star of my outfit" would be the dress. Obviously, I would be fine without jewelry, maybe I'd wear a sophisticated golden ring.


Or this beauty! 

 
Or this silver toned pairing!


 
My hair would be dark brown short hair but with glamorous and chic finger waves. My make-up would be rather simple, more like natural style, I wouldn't have a lot make-up on. I'd rather have a face with fresh skin care with foundation. Maybe with Lana's Love music video inspired long eyeliner style too but I'm not sure. I know that with this dress, natural pink lip color would maybe suit with the spring themes of it but I'd rather have dark cherry red lip color (dark burgundy but not too dark) to let my big grey eyes shine (to be honest, the only feature of mines I actually like)! My nails would be also rather simple, not long but normal length and nude colored!
 
I don't know how all of this combination would actually look like, maybe it looks nicer in my head but what I do know is that this dress would suit this year's Met Gala 100%!!!!!!! 

I barely had 4 hours of sleep today yet am I still going to stay up until 2 am just to see photos from an event Lana may or may not show up to… maybe…