Alison by Slowdive

I have some inside info for you all. The aunt of my snake plant is a  friend of Nikkis cactus,  who is best friends with Lanas pink geraniums. So they told me the album will be out  Decembruary 33rd in  2023⁵.  In the mean time we get an album  called " Happy Birthday " . Every song is dedicated  to one of  her friends &  she wishes them a happy bday in it. Tex is playing the piano, while you can hear Mex fucking a random dog in the background in all of the songs. Niko  does some backing vocals. Topanga will have his own song  which is a bonus track which is actually a cover of TNBAR  called  " The Next Best American Litter Box -  Topanga's Hot Tonight ".  The album cover for it will be shot by one of her chickens.
 

She needs to brighten our moods by giving us the single 

praying for this thread rn 

I can't take this anymore. I need the album NOW. THIS SUMMER 
 

blue banisters? 2022? 
 

Blue Banisters
Green Banisters
Red Banisters
Yellow Banisters
BOOM LIKE THAT
BOOM LIKE THAT
BOOM LIKE THAT
BOOM LIKE THAT
#LeakUFB2021
where's the album sis?

bitchhhhh that looks so good omg

My prediction : nothing will happen before August, but after that, it’s going to a bit more busy, with the single and preorder. 

Well, every time Ben or Ed gives us some sort of “hint or update”, it comes through. It’s HER we can’t trust 
if she isn’t done and lingers on, then maybe it won’t happen in 2021, but I’d be surprised. Besides, anything under a year between the lead singles and release will be better than the NFR era 
 

Like I said, it’s not an absolute guaranty, especially if she is still not done, but I can’t remember any update of any sort during the NFR era, but her managers did say we’d get new music from her before end of last year for the Chemtrails era (which was true, though not a complete album). 

I think he sad that was when the album name changed was still called Blue Banisters (according to his sources). Then the album title changed, she scrapped majority of the songs, and then she anounced the album with the title Blue Banisters again.So, it seems like the plans have changed if there was any in the beginning.

We’re getting very much ahead of ourselves. Ben or Ed (can’t remember which one) said we’d get the album before end of year. Does it mean it’s a certainty? Not at all, but his caption makes me believe the album was talked about with Lana and it should be out before or in December. 

i'm starving for some controversy  or at least for the scrapped album to leak i'm almost looking forward to it more than the actual release 

Happy page 1300! And not for nothing cause we got:
3 (or 4) possible album covers
3 whole singles
2 fake release dates
2 alleged unreleased tracks in the album
2 (even 3) album titles 
2 MV snippets
1 single snippet
1 album scrap
0 real dates to look forward to
And the most important thing:
No real controversies this time 

I just remember that BOZ said that the three singles were just the beginning... of a hiatus? waiting for the rest to come... 

@The Stargirl Pinky @Venice Peach @Alison by Slowdive thank u guys so much  v2 is my fave, I wasn't even sure if I should post it cuz I didn't think anyone would like it I'm so glad that u do
 
Here u go!!
 

i trust her tbh - we know the picsart selfie trio were a joke and she's never failed before in terms of album cover art (imo, even cocc was so fun, happy n iconic). i feel like there's potential for BB's cover art to be even better given that she's working w neil again - their work together has always been so considered, experimental, and meaningful for the album's overall concept

i trust her tbh - we know the picsart selfie trio were a joke and she's never failed before in terms of album cover art (imo, even cocc was so fun, happy n iconic). i feel like there's potential for BB's cover art to be even better given that she's working w neil again - their work together has always been so considered, experimental, and meaningful for the album's overall concept

naaah just you 
but it's so sad that she was sitting on yosemite for so long because she "wasn't there yet" and she finally found a guy who she was supposed to be "there" with and now the guy is gone. i truly hope that she finds her happiness and gets to build her own family 
 
but for now... this album better be heart-wrenching. angry. lyrics that scream lost opportunities and bitterness. no more candles and sisters and jennys and chickens

dude u or someone should send all 3 to everyone on lana's team  time for them to be flooded w this CONCEPT (which is 60s but make it sexy)  

how dare you, it's amazing
 
text book

Another summer without the most summery icon of our generation

someone... please... give us... news...
 

Not the Yosemite slander 
YAAAAAAS