Jojo

girl that is NOT lana 

thunder was reworked into a trap song

didn't you know
 

the collective IQ of this thread is 3

really?? i though when she said "chucky's making birthday cake" she was talking about this

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I've come to the conclusion that the reason why Dealer hasn't leaked in HQ, it's because nobody has it. They only have the old demo, same as the other songs (the ones Lana submitted way back) 
In my mind, Dealer is solo (that's why Miles isn't credited) and the other songs were reworked. That's how my fantasy works and I've made peace with it. 
 
And even if they weren't reworked, I'll rework them myself 

Stop lying. We know u are referring to The Tradition by copysey...or Stoned at the wild at heart nail salon by Lorde...

EVERYBODY MOVE

didnt nfr! get snubbed for that award itself? along with many great albums that suffered that same fate - and the tea is folklore really wasn't that deserving of it 

not the text book slander on such a holy day i can't 

Love her getting all spiritual thanking God for giving her breath to sing ME TOO GIRL ME TOO

I came twice while listening to Arcadia 

i can't believe she's acknowledging barrie's existence 

No one but Tailor Thrift and Borde will attempt! 

I bet even your momma disagrees  

You've got a thunderbird, my daddy had one too! 

little update after my 13th Dealer listen:
 
 

quoting this bc some of y'all can't be bothered to read the thread before posting 
 
n-e-wayz plastiscguy producing for LDR9 when 

i warned y'all about yosemite and i warned y'all about this

This HAS to be a demo. I refuse to believe this is the final version. Maybe the album version is a solo version? This sounds terrible... 
 
Besides, it sounds different from the snippet that leaked

Lana: *breathes* 
Insiders: It must be from the UV era! 

Text Book is the longest song on the album, Boz confirmed