grandpas glass

https://www.stereogum.com/2279182/travis-scotts-label-disputes-sabrina-carpenter-beating-him-to-1-on-album-chart/news/

The data analyst who has to consolidate all the free form answers for what should be brought back is gonna have their work cut out for them next week lol rip. 

Hmmmm. The email about the Pop Up and Merch. They're definitely preparing for the Lasso rollout. 

it’d be really cool for them to do more pop ups I hope they actually do more. I asked for old merch, heart shaped vinyl and the heart coke necklace
 
also that was a cute vid <3 

no no, they mean “bought back”. They’ll be breaking into our homes and taking back the Heart Vinyls, Coke Necklaces, and Paradise Box Sets. 

Saturn please

Her car selfies are always so iconic 

Do you date him or do you not?
I heard one thing, now I'm hearing another

Maybe @Elle hasn’t changed the thread title bc Lana told her somethin somethin when they met a few months ago 

Hello girls
 

well, you certainly wrote that in the correct thread.

it's my time to shine

This is the glass ship that flies!!!

Just realized Lana Nikki and sierra will perform on the same day and that means prettiest girl in country music live 

How much you wanna bet she doesn’t change the setlist much? Like I’m sure she’ll do a few country covers and probably sprinkle in a Lasso tune or two, but I lowkey don’t think it’s going to be a drastically different playlist. 
 
We totally need Nikki Lane though! And get her to do a song with Zella Day too 

Darlin darlin darlin
I ride your airboat when I’m with you (yeehaw)
I ride your airboat
My sweet tea and moonshine, biscuits and gravy
and all of my cornbread (are ruined yeehaw)

Date: April 25th, 2025
 
It was the day the Lanaboards community had been waiting for—the day Lana was supposed to perform at Stagecoach. Despite her promise to release two singles in 2024, it was now four months into 2025, and still, there was nothing. Fans were desperate. The only sliver of hope was a shady insider, whispering rumors that Lana would debut her elusive lead single during the Stagecoach performance.
 
In the forum threads, anticipation buzzed like wildfire. People speculated about song titles, debated potential lyrics, and clung to every rumor like it was the last drop of water in a desert. But hope was a dangerous thing. Deep down, many were cautious—after all, Lana had made promises before.
 
As the sun dipped behind the California desert, the livestream finally began. Lana appeared on stage, bathed in soft, golden light. The crowd in the forum collectively held their breath. Could this be the moment? But then, she started to sing“All the ladies of the canyon” The crowd in the chat paused, unsure, giving her the benefit of the doubt. Then came “White Mustank.” Wait, someone typed. This seems...familiar. By the time “Pretty When You Cried” echoed through the speakers, realization hit: **it was the exact same setlist she'd performed for the past two years**. Chaos erupted. People on the Lanaboards thread cried out in disbelief. "No new single?" someone wailed. "Not even Lasso news?" Tears were shed. Others couldn’t take it. "I’m gonna vomit," someone typed, accompanied by a string of emojis that barely scratched the surface of their heartbreak.
 
Despair turned to outrage, and soon, there was a mass exodus to the Survivor threads, where voting for their favorite furniture types had become a bizarre form of group therapy. Eames Lounge Chair, Barcelona Chair, and Chesterfield Sofa all faced the chopping block. ”Barcelona Chair needs to go, sorry not sorry,” someone posted, anger still simmering from the Stagecoach disaster. ”I CAN'T with Chesterfield right now. It's too… vintage,” another user wrote, unable to separate their emotional distress from their interior design preferences. The voting intensified. As each piece of furniture was "voted off," the sting of betrayal started to numb. Slowly, through their emotional Survivor threads, the Lanaboards community found solace. 
 
And so, the legend of the April 25th Stagecoach performance lived on, a moment of collective heartbreak, made only slightly better by the removal of the Barcelona Chair.

so we’re getting lasso jan-march 

Two single before the end of the year...record in march/april 2025 

i'm actually not so sure lol. zach's had a huge breakthrough with his 2022 record, got even bigger with his 2023 music, and had yet another successful album this year. his duet with kacey musgraves only left the billboard hot 100 this week, despite being released more than a year ago, and his 2022 song "something in the orange" stayed in the charts for 66 weeks. he's probably the hottest artist in country rn
 
at least he like lana's music. i'd love to see them collab tbh

I predicted she’d be at stagecoach in 2025 might have to go idk 

it doesnt make any sense at all doing the same show in a specific country festival, and we know she did changed her setlist last year on the newport festival to be more folky