Jeanne Dielman

It slayed, it served, it ate, it snatched wigs, boots mama, twerked the house down, tongue pop, etc. 

Ok after thinking about it for a minute, I actually kinda love the title Did You Know There’s A Tunnel Under ocean Blvd is actually really slay  

I'm honestly 50/50, this rollout has been fairly consistent (despite the minor mess up today on Youtube) and her streaming numbers are amazing right now so I feel it's the perfect time for her to come back on her main(s) to a good reception. But she's Lana so I think she knows all her fans will find out things through honeymoon anyway so does she really care to even go back to her main accounts? who knows 

an artist like lana comes once in a lifetime, so we're so lucky lana still chooses to make music even though the industry and the people have failed her again and again. we truly don't deserve her  i admire her so much because she is just such a genuine artist. i can't wait for ldr9/ldrx, this is all so exciting

March 10th  right before my birthday  
 

I've been putting off getting my license for years because I hate driving and it scares me a lil bit. But I have a drive test December 27th and I will own my first car and this will be the first Lana album I'll listen to while driving. I can't wait...gonna have to plan a long drive somewhere when it releases. Hopefully it'll be a long album 

howling, miley come collect your mother

tomorrow can’t come soon enough, i‘m losing my mind 

this thread is so crazy, so much has happened, i don't have anything sweet or silly to say, i'm just enjoying today's energy and chaos
 

I’m lowkey sad so much as leaked about the album but I’m sure tomorrow will be full of extra fun surprises. I think I’m going to stay off social media until it is announced tomorrow😭

omg wait actually, the last song on Blue Banisters is Sweet Carolina -> Ocean Blvd with a tunnel under it in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
 

The new font reminded me of Pulp Fiction.

no don't regret posting it! nobody is coming for you and it's giving us more things to talk about! 

remember our insider claiming Beautiful as surf rock song and VFR as jazz bop

the only song description that i trust is the one BoZ gave us

The person who posted the description isn't even known to be an insider 

this makes no fucking sense 😭 why are insiders always terrible at describing music, they never give coherent descriptions 
 

never forgiving them for saying solar power would sound like Venice bitch 

I feel like insiders are always way off. Didn't one of them say LMLYLAW was like Fine China?
 
Idk, 7 songs that have different feels all being compared to each other seems a bit of a stretch 

idk if y’all saw it yet, but here’s one description of what the single will sound like! Take it with a grain of salt, of course!

yeah just like when someone said that watercolor eyes would resemble pretty when you cry 

and 95% of the time they're incorrect 

OMG

Okay here is my amateur attempt at a cover lol, I thought her all glammed up in the abandoned tunnel would be a nice contrast

People need to really understand what the word pretentious means
 
If Lana was a talentless hack, yes, this title would actually be very pretentious
 
However, she has shown her entire career that she possesses the creative force to create the art that she sees fit and convey it with authenticity and without entitlement. That is quite opposite from the word "pretentious"