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This is so 2017 Lana

ooo or are we gonna get to order things first?  

Why did bens post say “limited early access” like what does that mean lol are they going to stop allowing people to sign up?

I kind of love this cause it seems like she can use it as a little blog which is super cute… hopefully she actually uses it tho lol

The fact that the picture of the new website it’s from honeymoon, always alive and breathing

Oh it’s up 

Umm I don't think I've ever been this excited to sign up for a mailing list before 

It seems Openstage (the host site) is meant to help artists "reduce [their] reliance on social media" – that, paired with "this will be the official source from now on", makes me think she'll cease use on Instagram shortly...but it's kind of exciting - also manifesting everything under the sun (AKA re-release, unreleased album, and tour) 
 
https://www.openstage.live/

When she starts using sparkle jump rope queen as her name and the tiktok girlies don't get tickets because they dont know, she is a genius

Bill Clinton announced his 1992 run for President in Little Rock. 31 years later, Elizabeth Grant will announce the re-release of her first studio album, AKA, featuring never heard before songs in the same city; and launch her “Sparkle Jump Rope Queen Stadium Tour”
 
Both events changed the trajectory of the world 

The way I didn’t even hesitate and think about it
well it’s too late now. I have never given my information quicker

im so stressed because im so poor

imagine if it's a new website that's reminiscent of her old myspace pages with kitschy and campy glittery gifs and 2000s internet aesthetics hosting a bunch of her old lizzy grant songs and all of the old homemade music videos     

i really hope this isn’t for a tour… we kinda have confirmation an unreleased record is coming so i hope it’s for that

When it’s Sparkle Jump Rope Queen Hotline and select fans get to facetime her while she sings Axl Rose Husband a capella 

ok id love if she just sent us selphies through iMessage instead of posting on insta  that's some real gatekeepy shit and I love it

So I wonder if she's going to close Honeymoon again now that there's a platform to announce stuff... 

I think she’s deactivating again after this 

not her using sparkle jump rope queen again LMAOOOO it makes me wonder if she's gonna release music under that as a stage name or something. it'd be pretty iconic. just do all the unreleased on bandcamp or something like that

I JUMPED  LIZZY STANS STAY WINNING

Nature Boy (Intro)
Thunder
Chemtrails Over The Country Club
Norman fucking Rockwell
Mariners Apartment Complex
How to disappear
Wild At Heart
Ride
California
The greatest
Arcadia
Yosemite
Living Legend
Yayo
For K, Pt. 2 (Pretty Baby)
Candy Necklace
Paris, Texas
Dance Till We Die
The Grants
Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
Video Games
 
 
 
and then i woke up 

WHITE DRESS LIVE DEBUT 

wdym? diet mtn dew and white mustang would be perfect at a folk music festival 

i hate so much these "fans" on twitter that spread misinformation about lana and go viral like WHY would you do that

I think she soundchecked SYTH before her first Mita show