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My cousin works at Interscope and gave me the following insider tea about LDR9:
 
- Album title (as of now) is “Daddy’s No Carnivore”. “Diseased New California” is an alternate title that the execs are really liking right now.
 
- The album is described as “pussy in a can”. Very experimental and bombastic with a floral twist. Being compared to Charli XCX’s Vroom Vroom EP.
 
- She will incorporate trap remixes of her old discography as interludes. Songs currently being considered include remixes of Pin Up Galore, Jesus is My Boyfriend, and Scarface.
 
- Album opener is titled “Roll Me Round”. Album closer is a 10 minute recording of Lana and friends & family doing various kinds of ASMR set to dissonant plucked guitar played by Jack Antonoff. 
 
- Track 3 is called “Hit Me From Behind” (previously “Fuck Me From Behind”) and is definitely the Dealer of the album. A jazzy, beachy screamer that comes from the heart, sampling “Maha Maha” and “Wayamaya”. 
 
- One of the tracks includes snippets of voice memos she recorded of herself talking to her cats while her phone spun in the dryer after she accidentally dropped it in.
 
- She caught some flack for ad-libbing “Fuck Stefani Germanotta” in multiple tracks. Expect chaotic energy coming from every song.

Manifesting dark grunge trip hop surf rock lush grandiose drugs sex black and white psychedelic screaming wailing reverb REVERB REVERB scatting Billie Holiday Nina Simone guitar solos palm trees beaches depression angst melodrama melancholy vibes 

i wanted to be delusional n believe some of that but in no world would lana have a somg called brokeback bareback or leopard leotard 

y’all wondering if this is true or false when one of the tracks is called brokeback bareback pleeeeeease 
 

sounds like it could be a serve if it has that middle of the night with no lights besides a fireplace & sketchy infomercials playing from the television speakers type of ambiance

The way she surpasses Adele, Beyoncé, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, Olivia Rodrigo, Shakira, Katy Perry lately & has been staying in /clinging (near) to the top 10 most streamed female artists since the beginning of the year is fucking insane. Especially without any singles, album rollout, promo, SNS, radio, playlisting, tour (3 years) meanwhile huge acts like Beyoncé even has her new album coming out next week.
 
She's doing the most by not doing anything. 

they said "lana maybe you could do a summer upbeat song" and then she said "ok what about this track called sculptural vase below the chimney, with my dad on the piano as i do my one take automatic singing performance with intentional voice cracks and pitching mistakes"

I just know Interscope headquarters are a mess right now... they are probably trying to make her release something a bit more commercial while she just pitched her 7 minute acapella lead single with the words fuck, bitch and slut in the title 
 

I was swimming in the ocean when a mermaid suddenly approached me and whispered in my ear "Just drown, LDR9 is not coming you little bitch".
The next thing I remember is that the hottest lifeguard ever was performing CPR on me so yeah... kinda bittersweet 

Lana visiting her Dad in London only to hear him and Jack remastering Boom Like That for RG1 on the other side

big boobs? what?

Lanas managers walking to her studio only to hear her and Jack remastering Boom Like That for LDR9 on the other side 

this is sending me LMFAOOO

"Ideas don’t even come to me in the car anymore, my favorite place". - WMag
 
Maybe she's travelling around the country for inspiration.  I wouldn't mind if she pulls a Sufjan Stevens. 

not her only surpassing huge mainstream acts like Nicki, Katy, Adele, Gaga, but now - even Olivia Rodrigo? OMFG
 
DO SOMETHING NOW MISS DEL REY, because these arent just insane numbers, these are INSANE ORGANIC NUMBERS
 
 
And to be honest - she might be the only artist among these artists that has no number #1 hits, top 10 hits in a single album, nor billion-viewed music videos. Because she doesnt even need any of them.

She is gaining more streams than ever without any new release. Imagine if The lead dropped this week or the next 

Her last instagram post gives me iconic Blue Banisters OG photo. A pic she's going to become randomly obsessed with and be a hint at the new era

i would love not to see it 

DragonWhore reading all of our wrong theories while contemplating if today is the day the website should crash with the tap of their finger

Overdramatic album opener needs to make a comeback. Give us another BTD, Ride, CW and HM. 

„Dont tell us ur gonna release an album if u arent going to say ANYTHING about it“

We would also complain if we knew nothing at all, let‘s be honest 
 

When Lana gives her unreleased songs to Rob and he opens his record with:
Hair to my ass will be flying in the wind
Shootin’ heroin and speedballs
 

 

I'd rather have no official era start than endless teasing and 6381829 Insta snippets.
 
The NFR roll out still haunts me. 

Me looking at his retina’s reflection for LDR9 tea