never to heaven

just imagine the sad wordy bop that she could turn this into 
 

This is why I haven’t used songs as my alarms since I was like 10. Whenever I’m in public and someone’s phone rings and it’s one of my many morning alarms, I get triggered as well  

I can’t listen to Wait for Life anymore bc I made it my morning alarm and after a while it started triggering my anxiety lmao 

Agreed, love LFL but the "political" songs aren't my cup of tea 

i have only ever played when the world was at war we kept dancing a few times because i was deathly afraid of nuclear war in 2017 and my ocd tendencies told me that if i listened to it we would all die so i didnt listen to it and basically saved the world you’re welcome you guys

This! I feel so cringe now hearing 'Now my life is sweet like cinnamon' and I was screaming those lyrics out loud thinkin I ate  However BTD will always has a special place in my heart because it is essential to my younger self 

Dark Paradise because I when I was like 15 melodramatically texted it to my ex like three days after he dumped me after we dated for maybe a month. That song takes me right back to that moment and brings up so much cringe. 

She’s only done one album with mostly piano which was Blue Banisters…..so let’s just cut the BS and call it what it is: y’all just want another pop record 

I love the people refusing to stop complaining about piano-led songs as if pianos aren't one of, like, the key instruments in songwriting and music production across all genres and eras of music 

im still convinced the DNC stands for do not care cuz she did not care how that outfit looked...

It's giving fig tree "starting the album with very experimental and chaotic electronic jewels and ending it with 20-minute long automatic singing masterpieces". 

Yet this isn’t a work of reinvention. ‘Candy Necklace’ meanders through some familiar Lana themes, depicting Gatsby esque visions of high society.
 
This is from the Clash review. First glitch-pop and now "Gatsby esque visions of high society"? Did we listen to the same track?

still giggling at the fact that they locked those music review writers in the basement for a s**** listening party and it backfired at her  

These reviews are honestly lovely damn , seems only “negative” is that it’s Long and meandering which is a win in my book! 

Wasn't the suprise the global listening party?

no <3

y'all are still talking about the surprise? 
it was obviously just the global listening party she's not releasing serial killer or smth

officially changing my pfp from that crash album cover cause i feel like it's associated with me hating on ocean blvd... it's cursed now! this is not who i am and, frankly, have never been! 
 
i am officialy back to being a whore for anything lana does, a #1 ocean blvd stan and anyone who says otherwise will be hearing from my therapist! 

Then do the reviews mean anything in the first place? Tbh this is an unpopular opinion but the only reviews I find interesting/care about are pitchfork and fantano… GP opinion is more important in the music sphere for relevancy so im waiting to see how they will feel about it. 

sorry but i’m gonna cry if the released cn is glitch pop  i love how haunting the piano was i dont want it to change  hopefully the glitch pop was just a demo or something 

honestly these reviewers just have to think of different ways to describe a song with the most unused words in the dictionary and "glitch pop" was what they thought worked 

the fact that there's NO WAY it's just that the magazine messed up... we're really saying goodbye to the haunting masterpiece that is CN

I THOUGHT THAT THE CANDY NECKLACE MESS WAS OVER, BUT IT CAME BACK AND STRONGER

her power is growing