notthatdreamy

why oomf saying charlie was in the kitchen making cookies for people in the queue but he got shut down by the FDA...

she will sing fine china and will release it on Ultraviolence 10 years edition + Say Yes To Heaven+ Flipside
 
My white horses and my ivory almonds

LMAO ya’ll are gonna have to tell her it sucks in person I don’t envy you my fomo has vanished my skin is suddenly clear 

If anyone is going please take pictures if you are allowed to and TELL US 👁️👄👁️ what they sold there!!! I wish I were able to go T_T I want to know everything that was available there and I will di3 if it was the rosary necklace. 

Subscribers of Lana Del Rey’s SparkleJumpropeQueen Openstage newsletter have received an email to RSVP for a pop-up shop event this Wednesday in Los Angeles, California where fans can buy new merch from her festival collection.
Subscribers who have purchased a ticket to Coachella also have the opportunity to enter to win a VIP guest list spot for the performance

i feel like her leaning so much into the coquette aesthetic just feels so inauthentic and forced, and i say that as someone who likes the aesthetic and it's motifs (bows, hearts, pink, red, etc.)

still ugly!

Here’s Anne Hathaway posing with A&W playing in the background!
https://x.com/ldrcrave/status/1772389083823661259?s=46
 
so impressed with her posing on the edge of a bathtub in heels like omg I’d trip and fall and break my teeth if I were to try that

There’s another vid of her on this shoot listening to A&W as well!

https://x.com/popcrave/status/1772394376892690503?s=46&t=zffH_fE_49GPoWjNJ3lMZQ
“Anne Hathaway vibing to “Fingertips” by Lana Del Rey during Vanity Fair photoshoot.”
idk if this has been posted yet but slay

just because she's praising lana doesn't mean a collab is gonna happen. just let her praise lana in peace, she's clearly a true fan 

For an artist of her calibre, it's really disappointing that her merch always looks so cheap and phoned in. There is no thought, just stock standard Redbubble type shit that anyone could do. 
The stuph with the bows and polka dots reminds me of underwear or baby merch
And we already tried the "we can do better, let us try" and iirc a person from here won the contest and they never made/sold their design please correct me if I'm wrong 
I want more meaningful designs. Not just slogans in some lame fonts on a t-shirt
And yes I will design it myself so hit me up Lana and I'll show you 

For those interested about the early years of her career, we FINALLY got the Gramercy Theatre performance in full! So happy to have another full video of Gold Diggin' Love: 
 

the portals pre release era was actually so exciting and fun
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
and then the album dropped.. 

IDC at this point girls career is a huge mess and she should just give up being so stubborn because look where it's gotten her 😐 I love you Melanie but you're not helping yourself 

IMO the Portals outtakes clear the entire album like 

The way all the Portals leaks eat up the actual songs on the album… my God is it bad! 
 
the only good songs we got are Tunnel Vision, Leeches, Moon Cycle, Nymphology and The Contortionist and most of them were already leaked… the production change on Moon Cycle was for the better tho 
 
Stiiiill not over Garden, Needle & Thread, Dragons Blood and Fingers Crossed not being released… like WTF!
 
Her label better start controlling her art, for real… she constantly complaints about the industry and how they “control” her but Crybaby is her best work so far and the label was heavily involved so… 
 
if I was her boss I would put her in a studio, record tons of songs and select myself which ones are included in the album, then give her a lower budget for a MV for every song, less CGI and, OF COURSE, no stupid costumes nor lyrics about penises and piss. Also, no 4 year gaps and some singles to feed the children 

I personally think she’s sending us a subliminal message that we should leak more of her music 

exactly like at this point her fans are the only ppl who like her as pretty much everyone in the GP thinks she’s a weird furry  and then she constantly acts like they are the worst people ever for giving her any form of attention at all. i will forever be a hater melanie omg 

she needs to watch her tone  i don’t know why she always gives this attitude when she’s talking to her FANS

you guys were delusional for thinking she was going to release music a year after nymphology in the first place lmao

Melanie just posted that nothing is coming anytime soon and that it'll be years before we see anything, and no EP either 😞 her career is officially over 

“writing music where i wrote a bunch of songs on portals” yes babygirl and you scrapped all of them 

Every time I see her trending on twitter it’s literally just a bunch of her annoying ass fans spreading misinformation..
 
Is she really that boring of an artist that y’all have nothing better to do 

So for the recent issues some of you may be experiencing with auto-embedding pictures & links, liking posts, using the @ feature, etc -
The reason why this might not be working is because your browser is blocking “insecure content” aka things encoded with http rather than https.
While LanaBoards as a site has a SSL script, these certain features are encoded with http rather than https, which marks the site as partially insecure.
There was a recent update with Chrome that automatically blocked “insecure content” aka http features, which has prevented many users from using the site features encoded with http.
To fix this, I recommend following the instructions in this post.
 
About a year ago, I actually tried to re-encode these features with https rather than http after users voiced concern about seeing the partially insecure warning, but it ended up breaking the features for everyone, so I reverted it. At the time I reached out to both Invision Power (forum software) and my host company (SSL script provider) but unfortunately this was fruitless in solving the problem. Invision Power was helpless (their support team is the worst rip) and while my host company put in a lot of effort to help me, it still didn’t solve the issue as it does seem the issue is more on IP’s side since they provide the forum features that are then encoded.
I reached out to Invision Power again recently after everyone voiced issues about liking posts, but they haven’t been very communicative with me. Hopefully I can provide a permanent solution for everyone soon, but for now the best fix is to make sure your browser isn’t blocking “insecure content” aka http encoded features for LanaBoards. That, or using another browser that does not block this sort of content such as Firefox or Safari x