The Grants

happy bday to this amazing ep
im so sad that is not an actual album because it would’ve been her best and also her cuntiest one omg
however cola will always stay in my top 5 of lana songs 

specially this since imo jazz is one of the sexiest music genres 

Tbh I think the album is finished and she finished it in September or early October and submitted it in early October and that's why BOZ heard it.  Ben said in August the album is nearing completion and shortly after that Lana posted a snippet and the " Ian and I making magic " story after not mentioning anything album related since W magazine. I think maybe they were doing final touches then, though the Rockefeller snippet video could be older ( with that I mean not from the day she posted it) and she just decided to post it because the album was close to being finished or for whatever reason. The vinyl takes several months ( I think it's like 5 months) to get pressed and maybe they didn't wanted to start the roll out yet ( possible reasons could be SOTB and Mariah Carey's defrostation aka xmas/ festive season getting started). Maybe they were unsure how to do the roll out because of the theft and the possibility of leaks and they need time to figure out a good plan. I take the ad , BOZ kinda confirming he talked about Lana & FJM confirming he is featured on the album as a good sign that the album is coming in a few months ( maybe  March / April 2023) but only time will tell. Maybe they decided to start the roll out closer to the release date this time since things could possible leak left, right & center once it gets announced. But only time will tell and all we can do is wait. I think if we get anything this year it will be this month, if that's not happening then it will be next year,which is fine. Even though I just remembered Lana dropped the COCC teaser close to xmas ( wasn't it like December 22nd or sth). There are many possibilities, just wanted to share my thoughts though because I have alot of them regarding LDR9 lol

I don't think boz would expose himself like that tho... if she didn't submit the album the only way he could access it would be through the stolen laptop and the statement about the collab being fantastic would tie him to the theft 

happy bday to this amazing ep
im so sad that is not an actual album because it would’ve been her best and also her cuntiest one omg
however cola will always stay in my top 5 of lana songs 

specially this since imo jazz is one of the sexiest music genres 

specially this since imo jazz is one of the sexiest music genres 

She needs to stay far away from her current AC sound. Piano or otherwise. There’s no flavor. Blue Banisters and Adele’s 30 are a cut from the same cloth. A snooze 😴. 

I want something like Brite Lites or Mermaid Motel not necessarily the same sound but conceptually wacky like that. Or even combining genres again. BTD was iconic for infusing orchestral music with hip hop beats but that has been done to death now by other artists and Lana herself. UV was soft rock with strings, Honeymoon was trap with cinematic strings, LFL was basically BTD lite but worse, etc.
 
Honestly, if she’s going the jazz route. We do not want old people’s jazz (I don’t want to use the word “old” here because I don’t want to seem ageist, but it has to be said). Please not like Cheek to Cheek. Not that type of jazz.
Make jazz music that we can pole dance to, please. Now that be would revolutionary .

happy bday to this amazing ep
im so sad that is not an actual album because it would’ve been her best and also her cuntiest one omg
however cola will always stay in my top 5 of lana songs 

babe just look at my user like  

Petition for ……Rockefeller— to become the new Sylvia…

……Rockefeller—

babe just look at my user like  

just listened to buddy’s rendezvous after probably three months and it felt so fresh… she is really coming for everyone’s heads 

just listened to buddy’s rendezvous after probably three months and it felt so fresh… she is really coming for everyone’s heads 

just listened to buddy’s rendezvous after probably three months and it felt so fresh… she is really coming for everyone’s heads 

babe just look at my user like  

babe just look at my user like  

just listened to buddy’s rendezvous after probably three months and it felt so fresh… she is really coming for everyone’s heads 

babe just look at my user like  

jack when he describes nfr scraps written 4 years ago possibly gone forever as bombastic knowing the word "bombastic" will feed the lana stans for months if not years despite no concrete connection with any songs soon to be released

babe just look at my user like  

I think the possible album names are ALT (least probable but also would make all the sense for CTRL+ALT+DELETE), NO CTRL (because of the shirt mv), PSA (I think the song is going to be called like that) and SOS (because of that one last still of the teaser)

ok so i don’t know if there is already a topic for her 😭 however i wanted to share this and honestly I can’t wait for her she is REALLY coming this time
 

just listened to buddy’s rendezvous after probably three months and it felt so fresh… she is really coming for everyone’s heads