For K

Ok but where the fuck are the leaks… ur telling me it’s the 10th anniversary of the greatest album ever made and these hoarders couldn’t open their pockets and not even drop a single crumb? Smh…
 
edit: Just realised this is the lasso thread but whatever 

MY NEW THEME IS SO GOOD TY

How about two? 
 
 

uploaded this just for this thread
 

https://kansascitymag.com/win-lunch-with-lana-del-rey-via-kc-magazine-and-jazzoo/



Hadn’t seen anyone post about this yet… the Kansas City Zoo has a yearly fundraiser called Jazzoo, and they had a raffle. One of the prizes was lunch with Lana when she comes back to Kansas City. 

Long story short, I bought my ticket to Jazzoo just for the raffle. I cannot believe I am typing this. But, I won.
It’s been a dream of mine since I was 13 years old. I feel like I’m floating and also dreaming and wondering when I am going to wake up??? I thought this was so random of her (but we love our “lol I’m so random🤪” queen) but I was told she has family ties here, either with someone at the zoo or KC Magazine. Either way, I’m stoked. I was literally crying screaming throwing up when I got the email (ok maybe not throwing up but yeah)  
 
Felt like this all day: 

There were hundreds of people at Jazzoo, but only 15 raffle tickets were bought for Lana’s prize. Below is a picture of me during the event last Friday night manifesting my dream come true… and a wayyy better pic of me wearing the dress she wore to the 2019 Grammys party. ANYWAYS, if you need me I’ll be planning my funeral because I’m pretty much dead  Let’s hope I’m able to eat with her sitting in front of me lol 
 



editing this to add I hope this doesn’t come off braggy or anything I just was so excited the first thing I thought was sharing the news with my Lanaboards family cause I love you all so much!!!!! ❤️🥰

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

So nice of her to feed us a snack before the 20th  well deserved award on her part 

OH WE'RE GOING TO EAT

LET’S GO THIS IS AMAZING, CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HER LOOK AND HER SPEECH 

i’m so excited for the mass leak we will definitely be getting on the 10 year anniversary of ultraviolence! can’t wait for the mass leak we are getting for sure!

chuck cody and jen standing there like 🧍‍♂️

magnitude 9.4 cuntquake 

In gonna lose it the Barrie James O'Neil soNH are imo her best songs
It's the lipsters Rosetta stone

magnitude 9.4 cuntquake 

Oh we know things are serious when we do bring back that damn scribbled notebook as some sort of artifact