Ramada Hydrangea

when lana releases "Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd: Pearl watch me on ring a bell psycho lifeguard Edition"

Track 1: Pearl, Watch Me
Track 2: Ring a Bell
Track 3: Psycho Lifeguard
Track 4: Say Yes To Heaven
Track 5: I Talk To Jesus
Track 6: Fine China
Track 7: I Can Fly
Track 8: On & On & On
Track 9: Roses Bloom For You

The surprise is a collection of 25 upscaled YouTube rips available on streaming 3/33/23 

If she does end up doing an album with leaked songs I hope it'll be a thought out one that flows well and not just a compilation with Queen of Disaster and SYTH being tacked on the same album. That would be terrible. And chances are Queen of Disaster would be a mastered youtube rip.

if this is the surprise that bozo made such a big deal about i’m flying to poland and beating his ass 

I don't even care atp...
Back in 2019 I had no idea she basically posting all Norman songs everywhere so when it came out it was like 90% fresh to me, then with Chemtrails I didn't even know when the album was coming out so one day I just woke up and saw the entire album on youtube  BB was the only album I bought beforehand, also had no idea that it had leaked and I also didn't know the unreleased songs 
 
But LanaBoards has made me a different person. A person who listens to LQ snippets and claims songs I know nothing about. A person who ventures into the dark side of the internet and risks her own ears trying to catch a glimpse of the new album slay.
This is my first time listening to l*aks, my body is ready. I'll take anything LQ and untagged, thank yew

I feel like lana doesn’t get enough appreciation for overcoming a lot of stuff bc she wasn’t *super* public about it, but she suffered through drugs, depression, (allegedly) ED, and toxic relationships all while in the public eye. But no one ever really talks about it. 
 
she never had a full scale Amy Winehouse type of breakdown but she was pretty blunt about being depressed and struggling with drugs and unhealthy relationships with men who belittled her (her music is littered with drug references and suicidal ideations, also the infamous “I wish I was dead already” interview)
 
and no one really affords her the same grace they do others. I think it’s because she never devolved into a full spectacle and kind of flew under the radar unless you were really paying attention. But people act like she has this charmed life but she’s been through SO much in the last 10-15 years. 

This is the smart thing to do
 

So I cleared my search history and the discount code worked ! LDR15OFF

It's so beautiful. Her vocals are 10/10

I haven’t listened to the leaks yet so at first I was deeply confused by the intro. But now that I’ve listened to it probably a dozen times it’s really grown on me 

I also realized I now need to track down the paradise tour flask so I can complete my set of degenerate merch (pillbox, lighter, and coke necklace) 

Lmaoooo I’m still dying at #MerchGate2023 

Lolol miss lana really be taking all my money this release… like no thank you I do not need a whistle but I’m gonna buy it anyways 

what’s lana gonna do when all her fans get the whistle and decide to blow it repeatedly at her performances like the vevuzulas (no idea how it’s spelled) of the world cup. how long before she bans them from every show? #whistlegate2023

i bought the whistle last night n now i don't remember why
what tf will i use a whistle for, and a £22 one at that... i'm so tired
 

I’m predicting the whistle has something to do with the whole “psycho lifeguard” thing …

Saw people talking about a whistle earlier but I had no idea there was a merch drop and now it’s all starting to make sense  Why a whistle lmaooo

The Grandmother’s line brings me to tears. Literally.

I also realized I now need to track down the paradise tour flask so I can complete my set of degenerate merch (pillbox, lighter, and coke necklace) 

I also realized I now need to track down the paradise tour flask so I can complete my set of degenerate merch (pillbox, lighter, and coke necklace) 

Lolol miss lana really be taking all my money this release… like no thank you I do not need a whistle but I’m gonna buy it anyways 

Lmaoooo I’m still dying at #MerchGate2023 

This song is just so stunning and really gets better with each listen. Not gonna lie it had me tearing up when she sings about her grandma 

I also realized I now need to track down the paradise tour flask so I can complete my set of degenerate merch (pillbox, lighter, and coke necklace) 

Lmaoooo I’m still dying at #MerchGate2023