Apple n Apple

Legit, the cringe of that subreddit alone pushed me to create a LB account after lurking for so long

But why does she need to re-spark that joy? Obviously I would love a tour and music videos if we got them but the music will always be the only truly important aspect and if she keeps delivering constant quality like she has been her whole career I can't imagine insisting that she should become more of a popstar. Clearly that's not what makes her happy so I personally don't really care if she never returns to touring and big music videos if she doesn't enjoy those things.

Legit, the cringe of that subreddit alone pushed me to create a LB account after lurking for so long

Legit, the cringe of that subreddit alone pushed me to create a LB account after lurking for so long

i really really REALLY think lana should take a break after this album, each era she's doing less and less stuff, she's clearly fed up with the "popstar" life. i think a short hiatus would really be beneficial to re-spark her joy in things like touring and filming music videos

I fear Lana is doomed to be haunted by the "I was born in the wrong generation" "This is real music, not that radio crap" 14 yearolds in future 

Legit, the cringe of that subreddit alone pushed me to create a LB account after lurking for so long

Legit, the cringe of that subreddit alone pushed me to create a LB account after lurking for so long

Legit, the cringe of that subreddit alone pushed me to create a LB account after lurking for so long

Legit, the cringe of that subreddit alone pushed me to create a LB account after lurking for so long

Legit, the cringe of that subreddit alone pushed me to create a LB account after lurking for so long

Legit, the cringe of that subreddit alone pushed me to create a LB account after lurking for so long

cringetrails over the r/lanadelrey subreddit

forum wars we love to see it

The Lana subreddit kind of gives me vibes they are all like 12 year olds…the ‘I luv Larna Del RAY’s music xx’  Something going on over there…like they’re been eating lead paint. 

This is one of my favorites I’m so glad I took a screenshot 

r/lanadelrey is the Facebook of Lana fan spaces, and that includes the actual Facebook fan spaces 

r/lanadelrey is no longer a safe space.
 
I know, I know. You can call me childish for wanting a safe place. Maybe there is no safe place in this dark world, but if you know me then you know that I’m a dreamer. I’m an idealist. I’m a lover.
My life has been so tumultuous and destructive, and r/lanadelrey was truly a safe haven for me to express myself and keep up with all things Lana, with a community of wonderful people who appreciate true ART. My posts were peaceful. My love was full. But now, that subreddit is a cesspool because of the complete infestation of that crook bitch Taylor Swift’s rabid fans.
When the “song” Snow on the Beach was released, we were having so much fun at r/lanadelrey. We made memes that playfully held Taylor Swift accountable because of her cold, calculated betrayal against Lana and Lana’s fans. You see, we Lana fans rise above. We could’ve wallowed in self-pity that we didn’t get a true Lana song, but we had fun with the situation instead by making fun of Taylor Swift. We know that woman needs to be held accountable for her reckless behavior, but us Lana fans are also so much fun and very light-hearted at our core, just like Lana. So, funny memes were everywhere! These memes and comments made me laugh and laugh. They made me totally forget about my disappointment regarding Snow on the Beach. And on a deeper level, these memes attacking Taylor Swift made me forget about my crippling drug addiction and dwindling relationship with my older brother. Like I said, r/lanadelrey was my safe haven. But that woman Taylor Swift and her rabid fans have now ruined the one place i had comfort and peace in my life.
Right now, that subreddit is just pitiful. Lana posted one Instagram story of her and Taylor from some party from like 4 years ago to promote snow on the beach (she had no recent photos as they aren’t friends at all). We all know Lana doesn’t care about Taylor Swift or that song, which she only did as an act of service for AA or something. She called it the “snow ❄️ song” and she didn’t even know the words when a fan started singing it to her on video, trying to get her to sing along. Lana just whispered in the background of the song while trying not to laugh. And that’s okay, we can be proud of Lana for holding firm boundaries with Taylor.
But now, this 4 year old photo is being posted over and over and over again! “TAYLANA TOGETHER OMG!!!” “IM SO GLAD THEYRE FRIENDS!!!” “TAYLANA FOR LIFE!!!” and all that bullshit is crowding r/lanadelrey. And half of the posts now are along the lines of “DAE Think Taylor is super talented and we shouldn’t hate on female artists???” “DAE love Snow on the Beach???” “DAE not like Taylor Swift being cyber bullied???” It’s just not the same r/lanadelrey it used to be. Now it’s just another Taylor sub. And any accountability on this topic is downvoted and removed.
I am sorry for this long rant I just didn’t know what else to do. I feel like this subreddit understands me more than all others at this point. and I am honestly worried about being kicked out of r/lanadelrey at this point. I’m sure a Swiftie is going to grab a moderator role and ban me retroactively because of my history of holding Taylor Swift accountable for her actions. I just wanted to share my thoughts. Have a great day.

NOOOO LMAO THEYRE ALL GONNA COME HERE

Meta-Cringe 

crying lmao i had to leave the subreddit bc all the posts were like I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT SHE COPIES LANA!!!! or WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE LANA ALBUM! POLL! 

the fact that people actually believed those fake tracklists i made never ceases to amaze me
and ATRL says we're dumb nnn

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