Blossom

My dream for this era:
* A Rolling Stone US cover and/or an American Vogue cover (long overdue imo)
* A proper single release with a high budget music video a month before to drive momentum
* Interviews throughout the first week (Zane Lowe etc.)
* Guest on an unexpected podcast (even Joe Rogan idgaf)
 
Reality:
* She releases a piano ballad with a music video by Charlie or Chuck
* She does an IG live the day after release and calls it a day
 

ok don't get too crazy

if Ajayii was listening to album she would probaly thinking that Jack singing is Lana singing (she literally thought that with Miles)

kintsugi is repairing/gluing broken ceramics with gold
 
what if the first letter of the acronym is "gold"?

This album’s potential and overall secrecy/mysteriousness is making me horny.

I’m currently going through all of the ppl BOZ follows on twitter to see if any of them tweeted the acronym and it’s driving me insane how many dua lipa tweets I’ve had to read

im gonna have chronic migraines and night terrors until the GPSOTS acronym is decoded in full 

They are camp and hallmark titles of LanaBoards! Put some respect on me and @Rorman Nockwell for those! 

this will forever send me like its the most made-up by a lana stan title i have ever seen
 

why are the random new accounts always so horny??? 
 
anyways………… 
This album is going to change the way I exist. It’s going to alter my universe. I just know it, I’ll never recover. 

Confirmed fake

I love all this info we're getting but I need an actual single to come out 
 
I know the album is going to be a wild ride and it would be better to go in blindly but I'm too excited cause I truly don't know what to expect. It looks like it's going to be really different from anything she has ever released 

88 members browsing... there's something in the air...
 

Pawn shop blues as a sample would be such a serve

It's so interesting that we're either getting an NFR and onwards sample or an AKA and earlier sample...and the fact that both options are plausible based on what we know about the album 

Boz upset that K took the spotlight. 

maybe whoever sent the file to BOZ edited out the dua shade because they knew it would send BOZ into a fit of rage that would last weeks

I think a shoutout to tap is the only thing that could be misconstrued a shade

Anyways - now that we know the sample can be narrowed down by the writing credits, it has to be a track from NFR. Blue Banisters is too recent to have a fan favourite that would be “shocking” - so my guess is that it’s MAC, Venice Bitch, Cinnamon Girl, or The Greatest.

maybe the shade thing was just his personal interpretation (which i doubt that she is actually throwing shade at dua like boz said) but im really curious of what lyric made him think that was a shade for dua

discussing for weeks? the thread died 1 hour after he left, he gave us crumbs and if anthing he actually left us with more confusion and unaswered questions
 

someone tell him to give us a hint on the acronym im so serious it’s pissing me off at this point like

Perhaps our lovely Kintsugi just misinterpreted something… or maybe it was all a big plan to get BOZ back to AnalBoards to spill some more for us. 

He already confirmed Kintsugi spill is real
 
“Anyway the person from lanaboards said so much last night I think you should have something to discuss for weeks so I don't feel like talking about anything else till March, the interesting details got revealed“

So...then there is Duolingo shade? Or Kintsugi is caught lying