Thats why they call me Dita

Didn’t A&W drop at like 5.45? Do we think the grants may drop 10/15 mins early too? Not too bothered about tuning in to the radio until 6.30 if that’s when she’ll chat to her 

Didn’t A&W drop at like 5.45? Do we think the grants may drop 10/15 mins early too? Not too bothered about tuning in to the radio until 6.30 if that’s when she’ll chat to her 

Didn’t A&W drop at like 5.45? Do we think the grants may drop 10/15 mins early too? Not too bothered about tuning in to the radio until 6.30 if that’s when she’ll chat to her 

In order, no ifs, ands, or buts!

Honeymoon: 7.5
Lust For Life: 7.7
Norman Fucking Rockwell: 9.4
Chemtrails Over the Country Club: 7.5
Blue Banisters: 7.7
 
I see the pattern... Ocean Blvd 9.4 confirmed. 

Ok so I went back and looked at some old future sounds shows. Will likely play song at 6pm.. then at 6.30pm they’ll speak with her for 3-4mins and play song once more. I can’t imagine much of a surprise being announced then, but I may be being pessimistic 

Fully expect the bbc to just play the song and then have no interview and no surprise or anything 
Hope to be proven wrong for once 

Fully expect the bbc to just play the song and then have no interview and no surprise or anything 
Hope to be proven wrong for once 

Thought we had intel on the surprise coming  should’ve known better 

It’s on at 6pm? So 5 hours and 15 mins 

As if I texted a guy that I ghosted that works at a record store to find out if they've got the album.. He said he'll text me as soon as they get it

Why did BOZ deactivate, now im worried. Either they cancelled the surprise announcement or he was trolling us 

I can’t say I’m surprised, flowers itself was poor, the only reason it blew up was the back story 

Miley Cyrus's new album got a 6.2 from Pitchfork. Oops
 
(Totally deserved low score, I couldn't even finish the album). Hopefully Lana scores a "Best new album" tag, which I think is anything 8.1 or above.
 

I prefer Taco Truck x VB as a title tbh but I think that's because I stockholm syndromed myself into liking all the song titles cause I thought the tracklist was absolutely horrible when it first got revealed 

Someone hacked my account and posted this 2 days ago... Mods y'all better get to the bottom of this! Very sick & twisted. 

Nope. Bitch is perra. Whore is puta. Also she means Venice CA not Venice IT 

What do we do when Lana is actually playing Vanessa 

Not me just falling for a link to a candy necklace snippet only to be given an audio calling me a dumb bitch repeatedly…. Although I do feel like one now for falling for it 

You know what would be sick? A Pink Floyd comfortably numb or the eagles hotel California level guitar solo in one of her songs. I need that. Put Blake to work 

Are those not misheard lyrics though? She clarified in the Tiktok that it's "Got a cop who turned down the back beat" just like how the lyrics in Get Free are "For Amy & for Whitney", she censors it to being "For ___ and for ___" but it doesn't add random lyrics there. Of course, you could argue that she's singing the original lyrics, because she then sings "Like I'm invisible, you should've told me" which isn't in the final track. But "God's a charlatan down the back beat" doesn't make sense 
 
That's it, that's all I wanted to say

That's why they said that Lana should not release any single for this album.