Nevermind

What happened 
All I see is madness & alot of stuff about fish 

That's probably exactly what happened  I can't even predict the weather tomorrow

I wish some influencer would bother me while I’m out and ask what I’m listening to just so I get the chance to say “Grandfather, please stand over the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing on Lana Del Rey’s album Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd”.

The moment in history that this would be 

Wait I love this, it's like an unintentional reference to Joanna Newsom's song Ribbon Bows:
 
There is a spring not far from here
The water runs both sweet and clear
Both sweet and clear and cold
Could crack your bones with veins of gold

dont get too excited this is what comes up for me

if she really samples 1949 i will be swimming with jerry because i will be ascending to the entire song

if you show me fishtails baby i'll show you mine

i mean to be fair one of the lyrics on the album is “When I look back, tracing fingertips over plastic bags, I think, ‘I wish I could extrapolate some small intention, Or maybe get your attention for a minute or two’” and i can’t think of a single way it will melodically or rhythmically work but it has to somehow
 
it also could just be a title that’s not a lyric in the song

1949 sample confirmed

I think it has been scientifically proven that fish do have tails. Imagine being a fishtail denier that’s so random

me neither.. its like i cant be gone for more than an hour without coming back to a puzzle to solve 

absolutely not

Your dedication to that tracklist is inspiring 

We know this is fake cause the closer has been confirmed to be "Jerry's Story"

No girl the lyrics are “I’d like to hold HER head under water” she didn’t change the lyrics from the original.

listening to it rn after not hearing it for months and omg it is still incredible. Having that like ig video of her lipsynching when Starboy came out  and the Party Monster vocals... AND THEN we got LFL era a few months later, omg that was such a great time to be a Lana stan. Plus all the UV era leaks that came out in 2016

maybe she just wanted to serve cunt that day

God I hope
She looks so hot

if it was higher budget director should have copy. my option is she just dressed for herself and slaying the cunt energy

Legendary shit only.
Lowkey mad the locals have found Stargirl recently (I know! I can't gatekeep stuff like this I know I know, I'm sorry) ugh tiktok but still madly proud of Lana!!!!! like....... nobody can do it like her 

HOLD ON!
 
March 10th is Pisces, this is really a fish album 

soon to be dethroned by the pastor interlude as it will be played in churches around the world

All jokes aside, there is honestly something very fishy about this era