Stoned Mary in the Garden

She doesn't love the attention so maybe it's the perfect time to announce 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C20soTxvQLv/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 
 
did you guys see this? It’s cute 

not hoping anything for this weekend because its sadly going to be the exact same, i just hope another cute outfits and maybe some interesting guests

Week 2 Lana is going to get diagnosed with polio and rolled out in an iron lung

now what was the reason for this

do you really think it's not a possibility she was sick? it's not like laryngitis is something extremely rare and it can't happen to people, she didn't say it was measles

look all i'm gonna say is i know someone who has worked on lana's tours for a long time (at least since la to the moon i'm pretty sure?) and from everything i know she's a pleasure to work with and super kind to her employees... i also know a lot of people in the festival/concert industry are shady, flakey, and can just be an all around pain so it sounds like this guy was probably just an asshole, especially considering her close team (ben, ed, byron, blake, sheridan. etienne, etc.) have been with her FOREVER with no complaints. 

Just out of curiosity, do you think people still interview Courtney as a joke or to humiliate her? She’s not relevant, and she never has anything intelligent to say. Is it just because she fucked one of the best lead singers ever? Hmm 

This never fails to crack me up lmaooo just picturing it is so funny 

"Tessa DiPietro spent two hours lifting that cough remotely through her body intuitive skills"  Ong she is just so

Next week it’s going to be the same caption except she thanks the pastor for showing up to perform his interlude, and the medium for clearing the blockages in her pussy before the show 

Tbh I don't find that bad that she believes psychics like Tessa. I don't believe every psychic in the world but I know plenty of psychics who are actually good and make sense and also whose content I sometimes follow. Idk how she treated her cough but it's probably Eastern way.

That is the most chaotic caption 
 
I love when she’s messy and spills the tea, as long as she’s messy for a brief time and then moves on. When she gets messy and stays messy that’s when I worry 
 
her being sick (and cured by her psychic ) really makes sense though. That, on top of the mic issues, really had to have set her back. Hopefully week two she’s feeling better! 

get over it 

That's funny because this is also what I additionally think about at least 3x a week. I need a Lana biography movie/book, like everything. I also imagine that situation as a scene in a movie.
Oh, okay. *Lois Griffin's angry voice*: PETAH!

This never fails to crack me up lmaooo just picturing it is so funny 

https://www.tiktok.com/@thewinterofmylife/video/7289640877910183200
Oh Pete…

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Ohhh she's really posting a lot tonight 
Candy Necklace pole dancing post now! https://www.instagram.com/p/C52r935uJt0/

She’s gonna spend all night editing this caption only to delete it all and just leave “thanks x” after the 7th edit huh

she really said fuck you pete and wanted us all to know

the coachella live chat was the only crumb about lasso we got since she announced it  maybe the album cover will have a heart-shaped lasso and it’ll be red 

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I don’t know if I’d like that, because it doesn’t really add to the set being Lana’s- as it’ll be a song not known as only released today and a song that Lana has no other ties to 
 
Billie performing ocean eyes really worked because it’s like a cult classic and it was her debut- paired with video games it was ideal 
 
if there is a Taylor collab it will need to have similar relevance I think

When this means Taylor is her guest at week 2 and they’re debuting a single from lasso that Taylor features on 
 
edit; I don’t think I’d be mad.. I think snow on the beach is AWFUL. But a country song together.. that could work..

I also thought it was strange that Taylor didn't go to see Lana, but she did go the next day to see Ice and Jack, that made me think that she will probably attend weekend two, either just to watch or as Lana's guest, that weekend is her album release so it would be a good promo (like taylor needs it lol) I would like to see Lana and Taylor singing together actually.
 
On the other hand I hope Lana talks about LASSO, it's a great time to promote it, her videos from weekend 1 went super viral on TikTok, I don't know if it's too early to release a single, considering the album is coming out in september, what do you guys think?