Stoned Mary in the Garden

I hope Tessa spiritually gifted her the ability to announce a new song tonight 

Where are all the trailer parks? Where are all the Christmas lights? 

If I have to hear the lyric “weird but fucking beautiful” live Im ending my life goodbye everybody I’ve got to go 

Where are all the trailer parks? Where are all the Christmas lights? 

I hope Tessa spiritually gifted her the ability to announce a new song tonight 

Where are all the trailer parks? Where are all the Christmas lights? 

Where are all the trailer parks? Where are all the Christmas lights? 

Where are all the trailer parks? Where are all the Christmas lights? 

Where are all the trailer parks? Where are all the Christmas lights? 

Where are all the trailer parks? Where are all the Christmas lights? 

I heard a rumor she was bringing out Whitney and Amy to sing Get Free

Back in the day we would be looking forward to a major unique vocal performance or even an unreleased song being performed and now we get hyped over mediocre vocals and billionaires singing with her on stage and outshining her. It’s been a ride for sure. 

She doesn't love the attention so maybe it's the perfect time to announce 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C20soTxvQLv/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== 
 
did you guys see this? It’s cute 

not hoping anything for this weekend because its sadly going to be the exact same, i just hope another cute outfits and maybe some interesting guests

Week 2 Lana is going to get diagnosed with polio and rolled out in an iron lung

now what was the reason for this

do you really think it's not a possibility she was sick? it's not like laryngitis is something extremely rare and it can't happen to people, she didn't say it was measles

look all i'm gonna say is i know someone who has worked on lana's tours for a long time (at least since la to the moon i'm pretty sure?) and from everything i know she's a pleasure to work with and super kind to her employees... i also know a lot of people in the festival/concert industry are shady, flakey, and can just be an all around pain so it sounds like this guy was probably just an asshole, especially considering her close team (ben, ed, byron, blake, sheridan. etienne, etc.) have been with her FOREVER with no complaints. 

Just out of curiosity, do you think people still interview Courtney as a joke or to humiliate her? She’s not relevant, and she never has anything intelligent to say. Is it just because she fucked one of the best lead singers ever? Hmm 

This never fails to crack me up lmaooo just picturing it is so funny 

"Tessa DiPietro spent two hours lifting that cough remotely through her body intuitive skills"  Ong she is just so

Next week it’s going to be the same caption except she thanks the pastor for showing up to perform his interlude, and the medium for clearing the blockages in her pussy before the show 

Tbh I don't find that bad that she believes psychics like Tessa. I don't believe every psychic in the world but I know plenty of psychics who are actually good and make sense and also whose content I sometimes follow. Idk how she treated her cough but it's probably Eastern way.

That is the most chaotic caption 
 
I love when she’s messy and spills the tea, as long as she’s messy for a brief time and then moves on. When she gets messy and stays messy that’s when I worry 
 
her being sick (and cured by her psychic ) really makes sense though. That, on top of the mic issues, really had to have set her back. Hopefully week two she’s feeling better!