caribbean blue

I WANNA MAKE LOVE TO THE WEST COAST INTRO DRUMS 

IJBOOOOOL I missed this Lana tbh, and what a f. jerk….

good for Lana for clapping back, he's not even anyone involved in any form... lmao nosy old man

He has nothing to do with anything and is just being mean
It's the patronising "dear" for me

oh she’s clocking that sociopath 

The way she managed to (1) praise a clairvoyant for "remotely" curing her laryngitis with the power of ~just vibes~, (2) clock the tea on her beef with her tour manager who quit because she got 10 motorbikes for free, (3) thank every other person on her team, and (4) casually drop a serve of a selfie, all in a single post, needs to be studied. This is why I will forever be a fan.

When Lana does this on the week 2 show

 

This actually sums everything up perfectly . But is also so funny and makes me love her so much. I mean she HAS to be aware people know she has a country album titled Lasso in the works. I’m sure fans ask her about it in her daily life / publications are reaching out for information. But because she hasn’t officially announced it she might genuinely have no idea how widespread and anticipated the album is? It makes me wonder how much….if at all…online she is. 

She HAS to know, her whole chat site was Lasso themed (unless she doesn’t even know that exists  which is very possible)
 
she thinks she’s not a star I truly don’t think she knows how widespread the news is (which tbh it might not be as widespread as we think it is here in our Lana bubble)
 
I am hoping she announces something tomorrow but I’m not holding my breath 

in Lana’s head it’s not even announced yet, so even if it is delayed, we don’t know it exists so there’s no point (in her head) so say anything  this is the same woman who gave the July 4th date for Blue Banisters and then July 3rd put on instagram ‘single soon album later’

Featured on the 2024 Rerelease of Lana Del Rey A.K.A. Lizzy Grant (now retitled to Nevada).

When the special guest is Axl Rose and they perform Axl Rose Husband 

Knowing how Lana operates, two months from now she'll probably announce a new album called Breakfast at Lolita's and we'll all be like what happened to Lasso, and she'll be like "Lasso? I don't know her"

I bought the Paradise bodysuit. Idk it made me laugh so i had to have it. It's actually pretty cute irl, it's got a really flattering fit. cheap material, like whatever these bodysuits are usually like. it definitely runs small tho, this was a M but fits more like an S. it's funny bc it says Dark Paradise literally on my ass 

pretty when you cry on your coochie 

This makes me so angry oh my god… it’s not like they’re posting only winners they literally wrote “Grammys winners and nominees”, they genuinely have no respect for her I hope she never shows up there again 

Some of these nasty reviews are making me so sad. To me, Lana is a star akin to older generations—when musicians didn’t spend months training, both physically and vocally, for a show or tour, but showed up as they were, just to sing, without all of the fanfare. I absolutely appreciate spectacles like the Eras tour and Beychella, etc., those are masterful feats of artistry and intense preparation, but I just don’t feel like that’s what Lana’s after. Obviously I don’t know her personally, but to me, she’s more of a songwriter and poet who probably prefers a normal, delicate, relaxed existence (exemplified by her appearing at random garden stores and coffee shops along the California coast). I think she probably still battles stage fright, and I’m really amazed and proud that she signed up to do these two shows. After writing music so different from—and changing the sound of—the industry over the past 10 years+, it’s really cool to see her finally get her flowers as the headliner and do it in her own way. Maybe a massive arena-style stage isn’t the kindest venue for her talents and unique energy, but she did it in her own way, with heart and absolute style. I’m proud to be a fan and it’s not surprising to see these reviews (ahem, Guardian) revert to their 2014 tone. 

LET ME FUCK YOU HARD IN THE POURING RAIN
SAY ITTTT PLEASEEEE

her vocals have definitely been muted a bit
 
i think thats why she sounds how she does

the us media killed her stage presence 

SHES SO NERVOUS WHYS NO ONE SINGING

I’m shaking UNCONTROLLABLY LMFAOOO

she looks so amazing  

THIS IS FUCKING EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED FROM HER OMGGGGGGG I'M UGLY CRYING YALL