venice biotch

let’s start manifesting bartender.. the reverse psychology 

lana as a rat
 im sorry if this offends anyone

kill kill 15 
born to die 9
ultraviolence 39 (+)
honeymoon 36
nfr 9
cotcc 27 (-)

wait did i just experience a cultural reset hold awn—

Outsold Lana’s new merch I’m obsessed 

She must've been doomscrolling ig reels/tiktok/youtube shorts and saw a million bottom text "And they all laughed at her for this !1!1!" posts made by gen alpha admins and the celebrity delusions crept in
 
 

When i heard the horns on a&w i was like oh i know we’re in for a treat. She’s so good with a jazz influence. Also whats wc i’m blanking..

jealous girl intro
 

Let's just hope the vocals are serving next week...

an overall beautiful show,
intro ate visuals were perfect, lana and all of her dancers looked perfect, ocean eyes x video games performance healed me,
 
sound engineer absolutely flopping and a disappointing setlist although it had a few wins (i’m talking to you NFR, cherry and Doin’ Time)
the crowd seemed “dead” but she wasn’t exactly giving them songs to jump to anyway! i hope everyone in that audience appreciates and enjoys that they got to see her perform because it’s always unreal when you’re actually there 

Hey at least she showed up on time 

I do have to say, she really missed an opportunity to actually perform Jealous Girl. Keep that intro as it is, and then when she goes on stage, intro stops and she starts “you say you want your own life? Well, I do, too” and proceeds to perform the actual song. That would be really good 

Right😭 it made think we were gonna get a CONCEPT but it just was not like that 

the only summary I can come up with after this performance is: Lana Del Rey is fighting with a glitchy crispy mic for 1 hour 40 minutes straight 

cinnamon girl would have stopped time 
high by the beach or MTWBT would have
devoured
thunder/dealer would have shook the earth 

yall are so negative about that

yall are so negative about that

yall are so negative about that

i really wanted her to play lolita and cola but im just delusional

I love her but these 7 songs are not for Coachella, I would replace them with these popular ones 
1- Blue Jeans
2- Coachella
3- let the light in
4- Cinnamon girl or say yes to heaven
5- taco truck or peppers
6- Brooklyn baby or florida kilos
7- Salvatore or art deco

I think she was just nervous she got more at ease halfway through lol but I noticed she kept having to tell them to change Byron’s volume 

Okay but fr can we acknowledge what an unbelievably stunning voice billie has good lord I was mystified 

the hair reminds me of this performance sorta kinda