morrison

I feel so bad about speculating and shit. I know I shouldn't be so curious about it. Lana wants the music to speak for itself - I get that. ANYWAY I still really want the tea abt Patty's bullshit behavior. 
 
Patricia, if I meet you, it's on sight 

I feel so bad about speculating and shit. I know I shouldn't be so curious about it. Lana wants the music to speak for itself - I get that. ANYWAY I still really want the tea abt Patty's bullshit behavior. 
 
Patricia, if I meet you, it's on sight 

Writing the hottest diss track of all time

her father never stepped in when his wife would rage at her so she ended up awkward but sweet 

it’s not weird, what would ur reaction be if ur husband went on Twitter and started publicly stanning for a song which calls ur wife out for being a cunt?

Teachers usually make horrible parents because they have to deal with kids bs all day and they develop this stance of "the teacher is right, the child is wrong" and then they preserve this attitude even in their home life when their own child needs their support. But they don't give that, instead when there is a school-related conflict they take the school's side and don't stand up for their kid and often even blame them, saying for sure the teacher is right and the child is wrong. This is a breeding ground for negative emotional wounds that then fester and have long-term effects. I am not surprised at all and Patty deserves to be dragged for her psycho behavior.

She really said first I'mma scorch her, then I'mma torch her, then I'mma torture her, then I'mma off her 

she really said fuck that hoe 

Mostly what Patty did that Lana is resentful for, specifically. 

I’m merely trying to analyze the lyrics and not cause speculation but maybe referring to Patty as her “father’s wife” is not sheer out of anger, but she’s not her biological mother and that’s why they had a strained relationship? I should probably add that I’ve never seen Patty, maybe they share a striking resemblance... Anyway, sorry if this is going too far.

Damn. Referring to her as "his wife" and not even her mother....whew. Sad to have theories confirmed.

Welp. The triple single release closes a lot of threads. 

fema camp

not this being the peak of lana fanbase humour back in 2013

the fact that a lot of her older stuff sounds like it was recorded on a nintendo DS doesn't help with sounding kind of freaky/echo-y

we're already having debates about this track, if we'll even like it in a couple of days, lana's growth as an artist, etc. while i'm over here knowing i'll be enjoying this gorgeous track for years to come  watch me when i'm 70 building a house for my pet capybaras while listening to lana sing FUCK ME TO DEATH 

gonna step into the delulu wading pool again for this -
i honestly feel like TOB (song) isn't necessarily a progression of sound nor anything new but it's the absolute zenith of the sound she curated on NFR, COCC & BB and it's the absolute best parts of all of those albums in a song - and it almost feels like an intentional prelude to the rest of the album afterward
which makes me even more interested to see what the grants will sound like

we’ll WIN 

it's just 3 minutes and 52 seconds of patty banging on the door trying to get in because she didn't get an invite and the sigh is because she finally gave up and went to get frozen yogurt 

Ok taste!

THE correct ranking look no further 
 
born to die
honeymoon
tunnel
ultraviolence
blue banisters
chemtrails
norman
lust for life

here's mine:
 
honeymoon
born to die
ultraviolence
ocean boulevard
chemtrails
blue banisters
lust for life
norman

My 65 year old co-worker hearing Ocean Blvd: "What a lovely song"
 
Lana: "Fuck me to death"
 
Me:
 
 
My 65 year old co worker:
 
 

title tracks ranking:
 
Ultraviolence
Honeymoon
NFR
BTD
(Gigantic gap)
Tunnel
LFL
BB
COCC