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why are yall expecting smth today when sheridan said saturday

The most streamed song on Sheridan's Spotify this year if he lied to us

I think we should burn Sheridan’s house if he’s messing with us 

this is dumb but i wonder how she goes about her day when shes dropping something?
 
does she get up, get dressed, have a lil bit of breakfast and then articulate her post or does she roll out of bed and press send on a draft she made at 4:33 the night before

This goes out to @Terrence Loves Me :
 
We cannot lose hope now - I see a lot of people already feeling let down and sometimes that manifests itself into gatekeeping what is posted in this thread; sometimes that’s dismissed as delusion, but I would prefer to call it optimism, hope, intuition. I’m here to remind everyone that we’ve come so far in waiting for this record and that September 5th will indeed happen. Let’s look at the facts. 
 
a) August 30, 2019 - Lana said she would like to release her next album as a surprise release. Given the very sporadic and revealing release cycle of NFR, this seems very bound-to-happen. 
 
b) A week before the release date, and we have no concrete info other than the title, a few songs that are rumoured to be on it, and a snippet. We know Lana loves to tease little bits of her record before it even happens. Why is it different this time? Simply because the famed LDR loves a surprise this time around. 
 
c) Her team is teasing us rather than her - this is more implicit which subconsciously puts the idea in our heads that something is coming without Lana even doing anything - which technically doesn’t contradict her keeping this record a surprise because nothing is actually coming from her end. Clever businesswoman!
 
 

I think the “can’t confirm or deny” factor here means that this whole release cycle is meant to be a surprise with no lead-up so, personally, I’m taking that as a good sign! 

um chile on the hairstylists last insta post he liked literally every comment except for one that says "like this comment if lana is releasing something tomorrow"

that's what they want you to think...

we don't want to!

i think his giving out this info is something for the stans to get us hyped (she/her managers know we follow people like sheridan who work w her); the gp will be for real surprised when the single? video? album announcement? drops at midnight tonight. 

gurl, hairstylists know EVERYTHING. if she can trust him with her hair, she can trust him with everything.

Me flirting with Lana over the Honeymoon hotline so we can get a single tomorrow
 

I'm sensing something.
Blackpink released 'Ice Cream' w/ Selena today. What person do we know that had a song called 'Ice Cream' but changed it to 'Salvatore'?
I'm not saying this is facts, even though it is. Lana Del Rey ft Blackpink in coming.
I just know it. Yup, yup.
 

I'd prefer no singles, just the album in full.  Having a habit of overplaying songs is real, and that was my mistake with NFR. Because let's say she drops a single, how do we know when the album comes out if she doesn't confirm the Sep 5th date? We'd all be overplaying it until it turns to mouldy milk

That seems more likely 
 
if anything is getting released it won’t be a global midnight release.  But a U.S midnight release . 
 
One has to question why Lana can tell a hairstylist information but not her own fans?  
 
Y’all acting like Lana has a complex plan based on hype and secret codes to hairstylists. When in reality she barely cares if the record is released at all ??‍♂️

there is no way she's trying that hard.

I'm not pro cyberbullying but if that hairdresser was lying... I'll pray for him- him and that disgusting mouth of his

I wouldn't mind something more "upbeat" and catchier but we know homegurl's not reliable when it comes to describing her own sound 

That's how you know those info are fake... 'cause she'll never go back to that sound 

I've created this wholesome throwback to cheer everyone up if we don't get an announcement 
 

omg yes so theres still hope

the way i still haven't listened to the snippet and probably won't even if she releases it tomorrow so i'll have a full brand new lana del rey album without any knowledge of anything whew the power the flavour im so ready for it girlies bring out the champagne glasses

MAC and VB were released worldwide too 

I see it being worldwide release tbh. Taylor does this everytime. And this is better for a surprise release because they know that we rip off everything.