Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[WilshireBoulevard 5,419]

Ellie is excellent AND relevant, Lana is a fad

 

Can I have w/e you're smoking please ma'am.

 

Anyways I've had my doubts about cinnamon but the line 'there's things I want to say to you but I'll just let you live' hit me different today... someone leak it, please

[domandapiano 11,597]

Ellie is excellent AND relevant, Lana is a fad

 

LOL. Yeah Ellie is relevant because she makes music that sounds like whatever mainstream blahblahblah is on the radio atm. I don’t even hate her but like.

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Elle is the apple of everybody’s eye, with an angel voice (devill in disguise)

[War In My Mind 2,995]

What is even the last radio single Ellie Goulding had that smashed? Lights? 100 years ago??

She may be popular in the UK but she ain't in the US

[lustforlife 19,008]

What is even the last radio single Ellie Goulding had that smashed? Lights? 100 years ago??

She may be popular in the UK but she ain't in the US

Love me like u do

[bored 7,833]

Guys it’s comfirmed Delay Del Rey will perform at the VMA’s as a back up dancer for duo lupus

 

Was that her and Ellie auditioning today?

[DEMONDELREY 2,623]

Wow I can't believe Lana is performing at the VMA's with Ellie and she's releasing NFR tomorrow with 10 Ellie Goblin collabs we are being FED       Thank you queen lana i am eternally grateful for your kindness       

[Rorman Nockwell 53,859]

Ellie is excellent AND relevant, Lana is a fad

 

Ben! Put that pic up!

 

ETA this one:

 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,859]

I feel like I should’ve seen this messy era coming the moment she started to wear black shirts and yoga pants on stage.

 

I hope the British press (who are scathing af) drag her lycra-clad arse if she wears that shit at her shows in the UK. 

 

I hope they drag her for all of her other nonsense whilst they're at it. 

 

Might wake her the fuck up if the press is like, "WTF?"  

[GeminiLanaFan 45,827]

If she actually collabs with basic white girl Ellie Goulding, I will actually unstan. I'm sorry but I can't pretend to be okay with it lmfao. The only good collabs was Summer Wine that she did with Barrie and TNC with Sean Lennon.

Let’s all learn from our previous mistakes here: she did take a couple of pictures with Billie and Marina. No collab came out of it.

I see it as a meeting with Interscope or their managers.

[Rorman Nockwell 53,859]

Let’s all learn from our previous mistakes here: she did take a couple of pictures with Billie and Marina. No collab came out of it.

I see it as a meeting with Interscope or their managers.

 

Right ... so what's Ellie got planned, musically? Because maybe they're planning release dates that don't conflict. 

 

Who knows anything about that bitch? 

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

Was that her and Ellie auditioning today?

Yes but Ellie was auditioning for the part of distraught crackhead. It’s part of Dula Peep’s show, you’ll see

[ChaoticLipster 23,809]

She died in the cursed summer of 2017

Maybe Lana did die, her Label have replaced her with an actress who’s wearing prosthetics. This would explain why her face has been looking so strange lately like her lips and bone structure are all over the place.

[Rorman Nockwell 53,859]

Maybe Lana did die, her Label have replaced her with an actress who’s wearing prosthetics. This would explain why her face has been looking so strange lately like her lips and bone structure are all over the place.

 

Oho boy ... 

 

@@LanaFlowers @movebaby

[LAman 3,220]

Someone needs to run up to Lana in person and tell her not to release NFR. Bet you she'll release it.

[lustforlife 19,008]

VMA RUMORS

 

[Veinsineon 70,658]

Maybe Lana did die, her Label have replaced her with an actress who’s wearing prosthetics. This would explain why her face has been looking so strange lately like her lips and bone structure are all over the place.

that also explains the nostril slip up in the new photoshoot

[GeminiLanaFan 45,827]

Right ... so what's Ellie got planned, musically? Because maybe they're planning release dates that don't conflict. 

 

Who knows anything about that bitch? 

 

I don't follow Ellie, but she released a single, a couple of weeks ago?!?

 

I see the setting as followed: Interscope, Ben, Lana and the managers.

 

Interscope: So, Ellie what have you got planned?

Ellie: new single and video in three weeks, album in four months, tour in five.

Interscope: Sounds good! And you, Lana?

Lana: ... (looks at managers, then at Interscope big bosses) No plan! (laughs hysterically) I might drop something at some point in the next weeks. Also, I might cancel a few tour dates, still don't know which ones. 

Interscope looks at Ben and Ed, then at Lana: You don't know which dates?... Also, don't you have a song coming with Disney in the Fall? So maybe the album before that? We can't take it anymore with all the fags harassing our secretaries. 

Lana: ... I don't know. Sorry, gotta go: got a spinning class. (Ben and Ed facepalm). 

[Beautiful Loser 46,069]

I hope the British press (who are scathing af) drag her lycra-clad arse if she wears that shit at her shows in the UK. 

 

I hope they drag her for all of her other nonsense whilst they're at it. 

 

Might wake her the fuck up if the press is like, "WTF?"

 

I don’t think she reads reviews anymore though... :/

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

Maybe Lana did die, her Label have replaced her with an actress who’s wearing prosthetics. This would explain why her face has been looking so strange lately like her lips and bone structure are all over the place.

August 2017 is when her face started looking weird

*polishes chic tinfoil headdress*