Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Citrus 8 18]

Where is the damn thing

[WildMustang 14,759]

I need the damn music

[Make me your Dream Life 87,713]

Imagine if everything was released today, of all days 

[Coney Island King 26,002]

what the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little rat? you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the YosemiSeals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Lana's harddrive, and I have over 300 confirmed kills and over 10,000 confirmed spells. I am trained in gorilla warfare and illegal skinning tactics and I’m the top surveyor and cultist in the entire global armed forces of Yosemite. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies and cultists across the universe and your IP and digital membrane and time-coiled legacy is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life and afterlives. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands and twenty three tendrils. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Yosemite Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the perceivable plane of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,713]

Have u ever seen a 1430-page joke?  and counting?  We're fucking hilarious, hysterical.  Happy april 1st everyone, it won't ever feel as exactly the same as it does now  

[ThisIsRusko 1,521]

so is the billie album old news yet? can we move on??

[venicebitch 14,316]

Can we stop whining about Billie? I don't understand the hype for her either, but she's just a kid. It's actually very cool for kids to have an idol who's the same age as them, not someone who's a grown ass woman and just acting like one aka Ariola Granola    

 

And I'm actually convinced Lana isn't that petty and is happy for her either.

[Ultra Violet 18,936]

We need to start calling Billie "She Who Must Not Be Named"
Don't wanna bring more attention to her do we.

[Barry 5,932]

 

 

she's all over Twitter and apparently she's now the best selling artist... she's far from being forgotten. we might hear about her for maybe one year or two. let's not forget that she's supposedly a "child prodigy" so we're gonna talk about her and her album for a while i think. i can't imagine how Lana is feeling rn    she must regret those candids she took with her 

 

 

This is what they predict her sales will be this week in the USA Billie Eilish (Darkroom/Interscope) 245-265k total activity, 145-155k album.

 

Surprising to me as thats really good and almost 2.5x the sales of Lust For Life, I didnt really think she was that popular already.

[Ultra Violet 18,936]

This is what they predict her sales will be this week in the USA Billie Eilish (Darkroom/Interscope) 245-265k total activity, 145-155k album.

 

Surprising to me as thats really good and almost 2.5x the sales of Lust For Life, I didnt really think she was that popular already.

LFL album sales is the worst in comparison tho

[Creyk 11,697]

 

 

And I'm actually convinced Lana isn't that petty and is happy for her either.

Did you forget so legit

[Marius 12,802]

Anyways I cannot wait to see her met gala outfit this year. I mean I don't even know if she's attending but since she works with Gucci I hope she's gonna serve. 

[Creyk 11,697]

 

 

she's all over Twitter and apparently she's now the best selling artist... she's far from being forgotten. we might hear about her for maybe one year or two. let's not forget that she's supposedly a "child prodigy" so we're gonna talk about her and her album for a while i think. i can't imagine how Lana is feeling rn    she must regret those candids she took with her 

 

She is only 17 now I think she is here to stay, this is just the beginning

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Just like Justin Bieber, Billie will fade with time. The only child prodigy who really kept themselves on the throne was Michael Jackson.

[Creyk 11,697]

Just like Justin Bieber, Billie will fade with time. The only child prodigy who really kept themselves on the throne was Michael Jackson.

Rihanna debuted when she was 16

 

Britney when she was 17

[FallingCherry 7,731]

Just like Justin Bieber, Billie will fade with time. The only child prodigy who really kept themselves on the throne was Michael Jackson.

She won't because she's actually serving some outstandingly great music.

[GeminiLanaFan 48,997]

We'll see with time if Billie stays.
Is she talented? Yes. 
But part of the "appeal" is that she is so young and so talented. Lorde was the same. But she will go older. She will be able to stay if her fanbase grows with her and if she is able to have appeal for the next generation as well. 

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Rihanna debuted when she was 16

 

Britney when she was 17

 

I forogt about those two oops

 

She won't because she's actually serving some outstandingly great music.

 

So did Justin Bieber.............

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

if you don't stan cruel youth, then do it

 

she's pure talent

 

stream portrait of a female

[UltraHeroin 8,803]

 

"Think Nina Simone singing a Cat Power song over lil waynes track. It’s Sick."

 

ugh her mind

bjork said something similar about Homogenic

 

Wait, what's this about??