Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Roll With me 5,667]

I was checking Rich Lee's instagram and saw he posted some pics from the White Mustang video on Lana's birthday and I saw something interesting that I haven't seen anyone talk about

 

A fan asked rich if he can confirm that the music video was originally intended for BAR and he answered saying "i can not. so sorry"

 

He's basically confirming because if it wasn't he would just say "no" (although it's not really a surprise at this point)

[DEMONDELREY 2,676]

Idk what’s more sad, people pretending to be Lana on ig or me actually semi believing them lmaoooo

[Fingertips 72,034]

I wasn't asking if they would be on the album.

 

I was asking if, and where, she said that.

 

She said in an article that the three songs were fan singles, meaning they weren't actual lead singles, but at recent shows she said "I'm going to play songs from my new record" and played Mariners and Venice Bitch.

[ChicaCherryCola 1,393]

ok but in the vid, it doesn’t even look like her hand.. like i don’t think her hands are that thicc lol

So they're just super dumb to ruin their whole ~~mistery~~ by showing things that can be easy spotted to be fake

[Nobody 21,470]

 

She commented this on her IG post but wasn't replying to anyone. Queen of talking to herself 

[bummersummer 2,218]

maybe this puta was lying when she said it wasn't her???? who knows maybe she wanted to have like a special account or something that she'd tease fans with... idk y'all. it's too suspicious. + that song in the background???? watch her post an extra rare selfie.... we're gonna DIE

 

...am i really supposed to believe that lana gets off from editing snippets of her own performances to look like artsy-fartsy vintage-y videos, all this on the DL?

[UltraHeroin 8,803]

 

She commented this on her IG post but wasn't replying to anyone. Queen of talking to herself 

Oh god, watch her become a gym, weight-lifting gal 

[Coney Island King 25,990]

Imagine if in one day, she drops the whole album, the double video and tour dates x

[ChicaCherryCola 1,393]

But I think they might have found some Lana private account or someone from her team that it's actually private and no other fan has achieved to follow because that's the only explanation I can come up with some of the videos they post

If that was the case, I think someone would actually have reported it by now and get it taken down

Maybe this is just onionringsworldwide 2.0

[sjatib 5,168]

The neohumanism thing was as fake as Lana's 2012 lips, and she actually called NFR by name at her latest festival show, so pretty sure the name hasn't changed

 

How did that account knew that we were getting news today, then?

 

And, about her tweet... Should we expect to wake up tomorrow with a new song released? I mean, what is that "make a wish" thing?

[plastiscguy 63,429]

 

She commented this on her IG post but wasn't replying to anyone. Queen of talking to herself 

Schizophrenia finally got her... At least we're not the only one anymore!

[violets 11,895]

LMAOO the neohumanism account replying to comments saying cinnamon had a few changes and did the monkey hiding eyes emoji when someone asked about a single tn. why are they so brave when they know they will be proven false in due time

[Roll With me 5,667]

If that was the case, I think someone would actually have reported it by now and get it taken down

Maybe this is just onionringsworldwide 2.0

 

I'm certain Lana has a chachamatcha fan account that we're not aware of

[Paris Hilton 9,728]

i don't wanna believe that it's her but at the same time I'm so unsure and it's KILLING ME

girl it’s not dkskskskjs

[theeternalstars 4,576]

sia cover incoming omgggg

[Roll With me 5,667]

How did that account knew that we were getting news today, then?

 

And, about her tweet... Should we expect to wake up tomorrow with a new song released? I mean, what is that "make a wish" thing?

 

The news today is not that hard. The could have posted it and if nothing had happened they would have just deleted the post saying that and only a few people would remember and they'd pretend like nothing had happened (that's what china.palace used to do a lot). But if they get lucky (maybe that's the case), everyone starts believing it's actually reliable

[niandra lades 2,454]

[theeternalstars 4,576]

also dead at me logging in every 18 months and each time there’s gullible stans in the thread convinced a thirty-something musician spends her time pretending not to be herself on a secret instagram account

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

theres no way neohumanism is real both because lana said so and also the person who runs it is an android user

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,435]

How did that account knew that we were getting news today, then?

 

And, about her tweet... Should we expect to wake up tomorrow with a new song released? I mean, what is that "make a wish" thing?

I mean, were u not in this thread yesterday? Half of the Bozos in here convinced themselves something was coming. Pretty shocking something actually did come