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Some people are wondering if she's playing Sylvia and her caption is referencing a different song when she mentions the release date, could the song that's coming out be the one she teased and then deleted?


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Bold of you to say such disgusting rhetoric to me thinking Yosemite came from Lust for Life's loins, Yosemite was birthed in the genesis of Lust for Life before it was even the Lust for Life you hags overrate today- Yosemite belonged in the paradise of Best American Record, alongside the undeniable gems of Architecture, Tomorrow Never Come, Bladerunner Lust for Life, Malibu- what you disgusting vermin don't seem to realize is the absolute Paradise Lost recreation of LfL as G-sleazy and Lana bit the forbidden fruit of ever coming into a disgusting lowbrow nasty no-good relationship, setting back her artistic values tenfold. Amongst the sins of the great leakage of Love onto Tumblr in January 17'; from the leak came a domino effect launching the destruction of all that is holy, all that is and was and forever be pure, all that was happy- it launched the Best American Record into a downfall onto itself from Lusting for Life to being Lost for Life- the Coachella addition, the breakout, the infestuous spawn of sins amongst the likes of her discography had never seen before- White Mustang tore apart the ground in which vocals lived on, In My Feelings threw wrenches into the atmosphere and lyrical content- plummeting it off the Half Dome cliffs of Yosemite, the political tracks attempting to be anything more than shallow recreations of a white teenage girl's first steps into a government class after reading Rupi Kaur's book of lies, Cherry tried to be a light within the dark yet the marbled and enchanted lamp faltered and flickered until the overbearing and sporadic drum roll spun off into blackened nothingness, A$AP Rocky was the faux-Moses attempting to part the seas to make way for lush inspired production before Carti slammed into the crust in which the Sea shed itself off of through infinity, sending ripples throughout the era rollout and the album- the last goddamn morsel of truth left behind the destruction of what Lust for Life was meant to have been and forever will be in spirit was the 5 minute piano ballad dubbed Change, making amends to the chaos and turmoil into a new era of light and peace hailed in through the wings of psychedelia and Electric guitar-as the dormancy and crucification of Yosemite, Architecture, and the eternal banishment and utter slaughter of Malibu are branded into the backs of my eyes I forever pray and wait for the rebirth of Yosemite to come from the land it owned and cherished into a new world of Lana's discography within Norman Fucking Rockwell; the Lust for Life you hail and attempt to pierce me with is NOTHING like a home or womb for my love and light Yosemite, to even DARE attempt such mockery and blasphemy is disgraceful and horrific- respect your elders and learn YOUR roots and history before committing absolute damnation upon every single word fleshed into holiness, may your soul rest in God and Yosemite's hands for even trying such a quote, praise be Yosemite for she will come and cleanse and save and purify and dominate and rightly sit upon her throne of Magnum Opus through the millennia. you are not the one.

 

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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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Architecture is literally Norman Rockwell imo; the song is about a conceited musician that thinks too highly of himself & NR the track is described as sassy, about a talented person whos a douche and acts too grand for his calibre

 

it's the same damn themes, not to mention Architecture/Best American Record use to be LfLs album title..and she said she brought 2 of her old tracks she wanted on a record to Jack when they started working together, and with BAR being so similar to Norman Rockwell it might as well be the same song..and BARs sister Yosemite was said to be alongside her and i'm gonna stop myself before i go too far 

dear god i HOPE TF NOT


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Architecture is literally Norman Rockwell imo; the song is about a conceited musician that thinks too highly of himself & NR the track is described as sassy, about a talented person whos a douche and acts too grand for his calibre

 

it's the same damn themes, not to mention Architecture/Best American Record use to be LfLs album title..and she said she brought 2 of her old tracks she wanted on a record to Jack when they started working together, and with BAR being so similar to Norman Rockwell it might as well be the same song..and BARs sister Yosemite was said to be alongside her and i'm gonna stop myself before i go too far 

 

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE I never realized this point but I am VERY here for it. BAR fits the album so perfectly from a sonic perspective and the lyrics are literally what she described... she can legit leave the track as is and I would be more than happy with it

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I don't care how disappointing the album cover is, mostly because we have that gorgeous beach promo shot that works perfectly. 


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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Am I the only one who doesn't like this spoken word thing she's got going on  :awkney: Can she just sing please

 

I love it. And like another used said a few pages ago, the era is very inspired by poetry and stuff so it fits.

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If we consider that Sylvia Plath and HIADT are the same song, I wonder why she kept it 10 months as Sylvia Plath and then suddenly changed it a few days before release.


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are you ready for "my baby used to live underneath my norman rockwell painting"?  :hooker:

the song was good for like a year or so but i think it hasn't aged well, it lacks any real climax and the production isn't very good


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Do any of you think she could rework a Norman Rockwell painting for the album cover? Like this one

 

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I hope it's something like that, it would be an oppertunity missed to just have a normal photo. Like she could re-create that as a painting of her sittiing like that and the book could be a picure of Marilyn Monroe and the things laying around could be Lana themed stuff, like a red dress on the floor and whatever stuff she has mentioned in songs before.

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