Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[TheBoss 13,507]

Lana to replace Cinnamon with this song

 

Sugar Water is sooo sexy and SMG dancing to it

[Make me your Dream Life 87,789]

Are u really telling me that Lana's manager just logged on to troll us, w no reassurances, or better yet he knows nothing either. I smell a farce WHERE IS THE NEWS 

[American Whore 51,314]

Are u really telling me that Lana's manager just logged on to troll us, w no reassurances, or better yet he knows nothing either. I smell a farce WHERE IS THE NEWS

No it’s not her manager lmao don’t feed into a bored fan at best

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Ok can Lana at least release Best American Record and Yosemite as side tracks for NFR? Like legit bitch they're already recorded, just put em up on Spotify as a double single shit that's made to promote NFR but is not part of the actual album itself. She won't even have to lift a finger just upload ya damn songs, take an outtake from LFL era, slap both titles on the pic and boom we're happy and she can be lazy. COME ON GIRL

[salvatore 21,769]

lana NFR is in tatters and the site is burning down. lana yosemite. oh my god she has her airpods in she can't hear us oh god oh fuck

 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,789]

No it’s not her manager lmao don’t feed into a bored fan at best

Lol no thanks yeah I know it would've been kinda entertaining to c him make vague promises tho. Points for creativity anyway hahahahahahaha

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,514]

Ok thanks for deleting my post

 

we have so many emoticons

[missdelreyxo 3,786]

Sweetie.... It's not we stan innocent members!

omg 

[Ben Mawson 369]

I love this time when Ben shows up here and quotes some random post about his d*** etc. and says nothing about Lana or the album.

It goes hard. Oh wait, you meant the album?

 

If that's not the real Ben Mawson, it's gotta be an incredibly dedicated troll. Like, the account was created in September 2012, so it's almost as old as LanaBoards itself, and there have been no name changes either.

Being the real Ben Mawson and being an incredibly dedicated troll are not mutually exclusive.

 

You guys realize that's not Ben's real account right

Y'all think mister Ben has enough time to be on a gay forum, I mean lanaboards, when he has dua lipa and Lana to take care of? I've gotta laugh!

You'd be surprised how much time you'd have on your hands if one of your clients stopped listening to most of your advice, but still paid you anyway. Or maybe you wouldn't. Also, I stick my twin Ed with a lot of the drudge work.

 

ben trying to tell lana to do something 

 

This guy gets it.

 

Ben Mawson please leak I Talk To Jesus

Here ya go: https://bit.ly/2WMbcDc

 

I only leak Lana tracks on my Soundcloud.

 

 

can someone please tell me if thats the real ben or not

I'm the real Ben, but then again, that's exactly what a fake Ben would say. Technically speaking, my dad is the real Ben Mawson and I'm just a half-Iranian ripoff of the original. Lana trolling is in my blood. I come by it honestly.

 

Dear Ben Mawson, quit your job

ok

 

UsAgainstTheWorld.mp3

 

okay but who are the friend's he's got on his profile?

all of them have never changed a name and haven't been on in at least two years idk boys they might be lana and crew

 

where's the conspiracy thread

 

Or I just forgot to tick the "Allow me to approve members before they're added as a friend" box when I first signed up.

 

@@Ben Mawson I'm a hole sir. And only a hole. For you. Track my IP. You know the addy.

I wont not suck you tf up. Period

Hi, a hole. 

[cartoon eyes 2,540]

Here ya go: https://bit.ly/2WMbcDc

 

I only leak Lana tracks on my Soundcloud.

 

Prove it by enabling downloads on a track 

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Ben

Bennnnnn

BENNNNN

BEEEENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

No but seriously if that was the real Ben Mawson

Ugh the things I do for some artistic advice

a boy with a feminine voice can dream can't he?

[SlowGinFizzzz 15,354]

LMAO so Pink just announced her next album. Lead single in two weeks, album in April. Meanwhile, Lana hasn't even told us which shows she's gonna cancel, let alone given us any news about the album whose first two singles were released five (5) months ago.

[Terrence Loves Me 72,692]

He's not the real Ben if he knows Us Against The World AND the whole "adding .mp3" after the track name, that is some stan language shit i doubt lana's manager would know... also, i doubt the real ben would know hardly any of Lana's old unreleased songs. Its not like she brings them up alot and Ben doesn't get paid for knowing every detail of his artist

LMAO so Pink just announced her next album. Lead single in two weeks, album in April. Meanwhile, Lana hasn't even told us which shows she's gonna cancel, let alone given us any news about the album whose first two singles were released five (5) months ago.

LMAO- do people still listen to mediocre pink?

[Jean 4,117]

LMAO- do people still listen to mediocre pink?

But... That wasn't the point.

[SlowGinFizzzz 15,354]

LMAO- do people still listen to mediocre pink?

Well, Beautiful Trauma was the second-most successful album by a female artist of 2017, just after Reputation – and it wasn't even a good album. So I guess people do still listen to her. 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,108]

Well, Beautiful Trauma was the second-most successful album by a female artist of 2017, just after Reputation – and it wasn't even a good album. So I guess people do still listen to her.

 

Pretty much most of Australia LOVE her. She’s huge here tbh

[Serene Queen 4,786]

P!nk is amazing!

[SlowGinFizzzz 15,354]

Pretty much most of Australia LOVE her. She’s huge here tbh

TBH I think she's huge pretty much everywhere. What's even more impressive than her album sales is how she sells out stadium after stadium. She's quite a force when it comes to touring. 

[missdelreyxo 3,786]

P!nk has made many bops eventhough i dont really listen to her

[lustforlife 19,008]

LMAO so Pink just announced her next album. Lead single in two weeks, album in April. Meanwhile, Lana hasn't even told us which shows she's gonna cancel, let alone given us any news about the album whose first two singles were released five (5) months ago.

she didnt posted about portugal on her instagram.. match the points dear