Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Dark Angel 202,567]

this may be a really unpopular opinion but i'm totally fine with the idea of lana making a "country" album because i know it's not going to be like modern, mainstream country, it'll probably be more "rural" or "western" like desert rock, similar to guns & roses and queen of the gas station, maybe something bluesy like sad girl, i think it'd be a beautiful sound for her, i think breaking up slowly's biggest issue was nikki lane's feature, but other than that, it was gorgeous

[honeybadger 40,620]

if she does a country album i just want her to actually be excited about it. like i just want her to do what she wants 

[Venice 6,933]

26 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

Why does the thought of lana making a country album is making me so depressed literally anything but country n folk

imma kms too if she makes a country album  The problem for me isn’t Lana, just... that genre alone is just  not my vibes

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,808]

17 minutes ago, Dragon said:

...then oh shit n hot cowboys yes

I thought you said “shit on hot cowboys yes” and I thought sc*t was incoming 

[Make me your Dream Life 88,065]

Just now, conceptart47 said:

I thought you said “shit on hot cowboys yes” and I thought sc*t was incoming 

I mean don't shit on whoever's kink that is lmfao but LMFAO 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,379]

2 minutes ago, Venice said:

imma kms too if she makes a country album  The problem for me isn’t Lana, just... that genre alone is just  not my vibes

 

exactly, I already hated wild at heart and dance till we die, those were already too much country for my taste

the duet with nikki was a serve but that's all I can take from the "countryness"

[Deadly Nightshade 12,871]

32 minutes ago, new gods said:

imagine we get the nikki collab album but no tlsp album, she really hates us 

I mean it’s more possible that we’ll get the nikki collab seeing that they are so close  

[Beautiful Loser 49,052]

I’m here for a country album is Hey Blue Baby is on it 

[Lustformoney 41,473]

6 minutes ago, Clampigirl said:

I’m here for a country album is Hey Blue Baby is on it 

The worst combo possible

[Veinsineon 77,059]

rock candy sweet. 2 months and 31 days. stæy oæn thæ pæth sylviæ plæths

[Super Movie 51,739]

it depends on what type of country it is for me. if it's a more modern country sound with influences from other genres in it (ie: rock and/or blues), or if its remnant of something like queen of the gas station then i'm all for it. but if it's pure yeehaw beer on the back of a pickup truck, i can't say i'd be thrilled 

[Beautiful Loser 49,052]

5 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

The worst combo possible

What about stupid for being so happy then?

[IanadeIrey 62,118]

Lana has always had a country flair to her - so many of her vocal performances have a twanginess to them (which comes quite naturally for her, notably on Cruel World and Ride) so I can’t imagine she would stray too far away from her already established brand. Might I remind everyone that so many of her influences as early as her 2005 catalogue have been country artists from the 60s/70s. And of course, she always makes a genre uncharacteristically her own! 

[Lustformoney 41,473]

9 minutes ago, Clampigirl said:

What about stupid for being so happy then?

Her two worst songs. They can rot on jacks laptop

[Cloudbusting 5,382]

6 hours ago, Bunny Mozart said:

You know what we need for RCS? Real drums. None of that hollow electronic beat stuff 

 

Exactly! I don't hate Jack at all, he produced masterpieces like WD, FIILY,  TG and VB but I cannot take another song with those cheap beats. It's such a GarageBand tease and it ruins perfectly good songs (still not over the way they massacred HTD) They sound so uninspired imo. I don't think I'm manifesting Jack out of any of her future releases but those beats need to stop, it does not give the vibe they think it's giving.

[MrFameKills 11,098]

Hating on country is sooo passe, Rock Country Sweet is coming 

 

[Jared 3,132]

She needs to really sharpen her songwriting skills (that combined with something that's sonically interesting) if she wants to go country/folk route. But we all know she's too lazy and not capable of doing anything other than contemporary, watered-down trash (Hey Blue Baby). 

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,109]

I fucking hate country music. If it’s country she can keep it. We don’t need hillbilly music

[MrFameKills 11,098]

Just now, Jack Antonoff is a God said:

She needs to really sharpen her songwriting skills (that combined with something that's sonically interesting) if she wants to go country/folk route. But we all know she's too lazy and not capable of doing anything other than contemporary, watered-down trash (Hey Blue Baby). 

Your ass is getting reamed, your days are numbered (as are Jack's)

[past the bushes 30,939]

2 minutes ago, Jack Antonoff is a God said:

She needs to really sharpen her songwriting skills (that combined with something that's sonically interesting) if she wants to go country/folk route. But we all know she's too lazy and not capable of doing anything other than contemporary, watered-down trash (Hey Blue Baby). 

just leave