Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Fingertips 72,043]

Just now, hippo said:

she delayed the album mere minutes after announcing it first. relatable queen, god i love her 

the tweet was fake haha

[littleredpartydress 49,882]

Wait what it’s delayed already?!?

[Fingertips 72,043]

Just now, littleredpartydress said:

Wait what it’s delayed already?!?

no, fake news

[CyberCherry 2,039]

1 minute ago, honeybadger said:

the way i was going to take a shower and do a writing assignment but now i'm deeply invested in RCS instead 

Same 

[Marius 12,848]

7 minutes ago, Honeysuckle said:

LADIES!! Forget everything you know about red, white, blue and black, this time we're going PINK! 

 

That's right! The days of lolitas and sugar daddies are gone and we're ready to enter sugar mama school with Lana Del Rey's new album, Rock Candy Sweet! 

 

2006 is back, but not even Lizzy Grant could predict that  The new album including the smash hits "Catechize Me" and "Sensuality", featuring collaborations with Pharrell Williams, Jordin Sparks, Nelly Furtado and, of course, Dolly Parton, for that little southern taste 

 

 

Get that sugar raw and your wallets ready for pink swirled vinyls and cotton candy scented candles, available at ldrcandyshop.com on June 1st 

Peppa Pig collab confirmed 

[Furor Poeticus 16,359]

Rock Hard Candy songs: 

1. Rock hard candy

2. Dealer

3. Harper's Bizarre ain't shit

[hashtagtylerh 3,934]

2 minutes ago, hippo said:

she delayed the album mere minutes after announcing it first. relatable queen, god i love her 

What are you guys referring to? Don't see any mention of a delay/not June 1

 

Nevermind

Edited March 21, 2021 by hashtagtylerh
Not us falling for fake news the same day the album is announced

[lanasbottom 23,694]

20 minutes ago, UltraviolentJack said:

girl why would i have hope when she’s told at least 3 big lies each era ?? i mean it is kinda close to be fibbing like that but don’t act like there’s no reason to mistrust her words... id 100% believe it if ben or ed posted it. 

isnt this the same lady who talked about a christmas and cover album just four months ago?

ben literally spoiled the two albums himself like last week, that wasn’t the case with the september 5th lie so there’s that, and she didn’t post an official announcement for september 5th either so there’s that too 

[OverYourHead 6,269]

Honestly though rock candy is a brand of dildo lmao 

[uvbabe 4,730]

Honestly I want something like Dance For Money eventually. I want them vocals and raw-messy acoustic guitar and little cute bells (not Jacks christmas bells [yes, I know I have defended Jack several times I just don't like his bells {maybe I like 'em just in DBJAG}]) 

[CyberCherry 2,039]

4 minutes ago, Fart Deco said:

Where my photoshop girlz with da fake RCS album covers at? 

I'm on to it bestie 

[Furor Poeticus 16,359]

She's buried American Classics and now she's saying Fuck you to "behind the iron gates" I guess

[CyberCherry 2,039]

5 minutes ago, wild caged animal said:

I almost choked 

[littleredpartydress 49,882]

2 minutes ago, Contemplating God said:

no, fake news

Ok thank god 

[Theo 318]

4 minutes ago, hippo said:

she delayed the album mere minutes after announcing it first. relatable queen, god i love her 

Where and when did she delay it?

[Pink Champagne 9,486]

I remember having a meltdown the day NFR released because she announced White Hot Forever and the bitch has done it once again

[honeybadger 40,620]

3 minutes ago, CyberCherry said:

Wait HOLD UP. In her IG video reading out a poem from Behind the Iron Gates she mentioned Diana. This is the album where she drags the media I just know it

 

don't forget "the cameras have flashes, they cause the car crashes"... she's started dragging the media and she won't stop 

[Furor Poeticus 16,359]

This is an album secretly produced by Arca 

[Deadly Nightshade 12,860]

39 minutes ago, uvbabe said:

I love that she never give us a fucking break from these maniacal endless threads cus she KNOWS damn well we LOVE suffering and idolize the fuck out of her like the psychos we are I mean stanning this woman is a whole lifestyle and we just keep choosing it despite the pain and desperation.

and she probably reads what we write in here 

[Lustformoney 41,470]

Lana said in november shes working on 2 albums and in january she said she doesnt have 4 songs for the next album