Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Dark Angel 202,209]

3 minutes ago, VeniceBiatch said:

https://genius.com/albums/Lana-del-rey/Blue-banisters

 

what is this....

 

"back to alabama" 

 

genius can easily be edited by anybody, definitely fake 

[mlittle11 12,214]

4 minutes ago, VeniceBiatch said:

https://genius.com/albums/Lana-del-rey/Blue-banisters

 

what is this....

 

"back to alabama" 

could be a reworked i talk to jesus 

[World At War 4,704]

10 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

Can Bozo be useful for once and tell us WHY does he think its not gonna be delayed  cuz its literally impossible

reframe the narrative and it makes more sense: instead of "boz thinks it isn't delayed" it's "there's no confirmed delay" which might just be that the schedule is a mess rn and no one updated it in the system or whatever

[American Whore 51,326]

Heres the deal

cause i know you wanna talk about it

Heres the deal

I promise you like a million release dates

Heres the deal

What I can promise

Is I'll delay like I always try to

And I'll always make the gays

Scramble looking for release dates

and I

I've been delaying my albums, alone,

For so long

I wouldn't know what "release date" was

Hot May, Hot June, Hot July, I'm later

It's strange but it's true darlin

Not to turn into a broken record

Or piss off the gays

Who buy all my album variations

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

7 minutes ago, VeniceBiatch said:

https://genius.com/albums/Lana-del-rey/Blue-banisters

 

what is this....

 

"back to alabama" 

 

How convenient that UFB is on there when that's the unreleased song the majority of LB are currently thirsting for. These fakers ain't slick 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

3 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

Heres the deal

cause i know you wanna talk about it

Heres the deal

I promise you like a million release dates

Heres the deal

What I can promise

Is I'll delay like I always try to

And I'll always make the gays

Scramble looking for release dates

and I

I've been delaying my albums, alone,

For so long

I wouldn't know what "release date" was

Hot May, Hot June, Hot July, I'm later

It's strange but it's true darlin

Not to turn into a broken record

Or piss off the gays

Who buy all my album variations

 

[Chiunzhan 1,475]

1 hour ago, lizzyschemtrails said:

Sooooo based on the fact that more chemtrails merch is being released, I have a feeling this new album won’t come out for a little while longer - possibly delayed until like September/October. We still may get an album announcement/pre-order soon, though.

 

I already said so... it's not coming until september tbh. My "Ni" (cognitive function) is damn strong!!

[NikoGo 60,799]

6 minutes ago, World At War said:

reframe the narrative and it makes more sense: instead of "boz thinks it isn't delayed" it's "there's no confirmed delay" which might just be that the schedule is a mess rn and no one updated it in the system or whatever

BOZ also knew that the track list was changed. He’s had to have seen a memo or announcement or something. It’s likely that memo included a different album name, and a July 4th release. 

[Frangipani 11,612]

9 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

Heres the deal

cause i know you wanna talk about it

Heres the deal

I promise you like a million release dates

Heres the deal

What I can promise

Is I'll delay like I always try to

And I'll always make the gays

Scramble looking for release dates

and I

I've been delaying my albums, alone,

For so long

I wouldn't know what "release date" was

Hot May, Hot June, Hot July, I'm later

It's strange but it's true darlin

Not to turn into a broken record

Or piss off the gays

Who buy all my album variations

They will never learn, learn, learn

It's their tears for which I yearn, yearn yearn

[Mer 61,743]

7 minutes ago, Chiunzhan said:

My "Ni" (cognitive function) is damn strong!!

My Ni 

MyNi

Mini 

Mini Cooper 

The Mini Cooper was first announced to the public 26 August 1959. 
26 August 2021 is a thursday 

albums are released 9pm PST Thursdays 

LDR8 released on August 26/27. 
 

my ni is strong too. 

[American Whore 51,326]

3 minutes ago, Frangipani said:

They will never learn, learn, learn

It's their tears for which I yearn, yearn yearn

 

the power of us 

[Chiunzhan 1,475]

9 minutes ago, Mer said:

My Ni 

MyNi

Mini 

Mini Cooper 

The Mini Cooper was first announced to the public 26 August 1959. 
26 August 2021 is a thursday 

albums are released 9pm PST Thursdays 

LDR8 released on August 26/27. 
 

my ni is strong too. 

 

 

 

You truly made my day!!!

[fishtails 13,794]

Why'd they make the hoodies look like that  

 

https://ldrvillage.com/#/product/203/

[Venice Peach 54,293]

I love Lana's vocal production lately cause even without much in the background it sounds good and full but I miss when her instrumentals were like musical pieces on their own. Without awkward pauses and all that you know

[Coney Island King 26,002]

What the fuck is wrong with all of you

[Make me your Dream Life 87,802]

uhhh no the upside to all of this is that she's rushing all the COCC merch out so she can sell the vinyl for BB asap this is a good thing.  the preorder is cvming 

[Pink Flamingo 17,145]

Have you guys considered the idea that maybe LDR8 was supposed to be a surprise? Maybe she wanted to do it just like Taylor who released folklore and everemore out of nowhere; maybe Lana announced LDR8 just because she got mad with that magazine

[YourGirl666 13,250]

[rhubysyrup 4,501]

When the reason she’s trying to sell a bunch of new merch is because she’s about to make the most high budget music video and era of a LIFETIME 

[sjatib 5,172]

Just now, rhubysyrup said:

When the reason she’s trying to sell a bunch of new merch is because she’s about to make the most high budget music video and era of a LIFETIME 

 

Not to be that person, but have you seen the single covers, fellow Lanaboarder?