Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[moonbeam monsoon 1,281]

Lana Del Rey is unhinged. Love the blue green font tho

 

edit the whole thing’s so Claire Danes B*witched

[lizzyschemtrails 2,832]

I feel like Lana has always been intentional with her work. I think we just have to wait and see until something is confirmed/made official.

[West Coast 45,793]

1 minute ago, masterpinks said:

Lana Del Rey is unhinged. Love the blue green font tho

 

she's just wiiii-iild 

 

[littleredpartydress 49,871]

2 minutes ago, synecdoche2 said:

lmao Lana really does not like being famous right now

Then might I suggest she disappear into whichever corner of the earth she would like to given she has hundreds of millions of dollars of wealth and not release an album distributed by the most famous record label on the planet 

 

just a THOUGHT

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

Do we actually think this shit is coming July 4th? Chile pls, not on a national US holiday  

[American Whore 51,314]

nb4 serial killer is on the tracklist

[Churchome Rep 3,381]

Her last best “era” or release cycle is actually Violet so she could at least put it more effort if she believes in her work 

[Rust Dress 40,200]

7 minutes ago, Max said:

 

the selective pearl clutching is a common practice that works in mysterious ways on LanaBoards.com 

 

6 minutes ago, ShadesOfFool said:

yasss sugar daddy cocaine queen!! white lines and sangria!!!! 

 

how do you insinuate she might have a drug problem? Gasp!! 

 

4 minutes ago, Max said:

 

how can anyone insinuate such a thing smh 

this is me staying unbothered

 

[Dark Angel 202,176]

1 minute ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

nb4 serial killer is on the tracklist

 

she's obviously reworking serene queen & ittj for this album  

[ShadesOfFool 20,126]

1 minute ago, littleredpartydress said:

Then might I suggest she disappear into whichever corner of the earth she would like to given she has hundreds of millions of dollars of wealth and not release an album distributed by the most famous record label on the planet 

 

just a THOUGHT

right if she’s so tired of being famous (sidenote: she’s not even THAT famous) she could easily just fuck off and retire lol. No one is forcing her to embarrass herself on a weekly basis lol

[American Whore 51,314]

Just now, NewportBitch said:

Her last best “era” or release cycle is actually Violet so she could at least put it more effort if she believes in her work 

 

meh not really. the book itself was delayed several times, the audiobook and book released months apart.... idk bestie

[littleredpartydress 49,871]

Just now, ShadesOfFool said:

right if she’s so tired of being famous (sidenote: she’s not even THAT famous) she could easily just fuck off and retire lol. No one is forcing her to embarrass herself on a weekly basis lol

Ya other than the occasional dailymail paparazzi pic (which conveniently ALWAYS happen when she’s with that one older lady she is friends with, Candace or whatever, lowkey feel like she calls the paps) she could literally go her entire life with getting a handful of fans asking for pics and that is it  

[KingJay 3,018]

7 hours ago, KingJay said:

Let's pack it up ladies, nothing to see here.

I told ya'll something was up!

[Churchome Rep 3,381]

Just now, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

meh not really. the book itself was delayed several times, the audiobook and book released months apart.... idk bestie

It was visually appealing and cohesive and she did good promo once it was official that a book publisher was handling distribution

[RockCandySweet 147]

Isn’t there a thing where she has to have the album sent to the vinyl people 90 days before? So would that mean if the album is RCS, it would have to be printed already. Unless RCS is a single and BB is the album? Mama I’m just grasping at this point

[Terrence Loves Me 72,692]

even if the bruises are intentional, so what? it's art, she's an artist, it's a form of expression, perhaps she is expressing some sort of trauma?? sevdaliza had a black eye on her album cover, it's ironic how people encourage others to speak up about their traumas yet when it's expressed artistically and visually it's considered "glamorizing"

[American Whore 51,314]

Just now, RockCandySweet said:

Isn’t there a thing where she has to have the album sent to the vinyl people 90 days before? So would that mean if the album is RCS, it would have to be printed already. Unless RCS is a single and BB is the album? Mama I’m just grasping at this point

 

this exactly. i thought it was too late to change the album title. but she called them both albums so..... idk i'm lost

[Make me your Dream Life 87,787]

she added a month. 

[honeymoon9090 134]

Lana is trolling us all and so many of you are falling for it. She wants this reaction at this point. 

[ShadesOfFool 20,126]

Just now, honeymoon9090 said:

She is trolling us and so many of you are falling for it. She wants this reaction at this point. 

I doubt she wants social media users to call her a fat nazi with bad skin and cheap cover art