Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[DeluluKing 7,273]

Omg. RCS sounds so good. She delivered.  What a serve. Her best album. Top 1. Cherry Blossom sounds amazing. Her best track with Yosemite.

[Venice Peach 54,289]

We won't get it with this album but I really want a beachy album with songs like FIILY, Doin' Time, Wayamaya, Hawaiian Tropic... She released like 4 albums in a row in the summer but she hasn't given us yet the summery album we deserve  (even though I associate a lot of her records with the summertime because of the release dates)

[Frangipani 11,611]

1 minute ago, DeluluKing said:

Omg. RCS sounds so good. She delivered.  What a serve. Her best album. Top 1. Cherry Blossom sounds amazing. Her best track with Yosemite.

Living up to your username I see

[Glitter Boy 16,543]

1 minute ago, DeluluKing said:

Omg. RCS sounds so good. She delivered.  What a serve. Her best album. Top 1. Cherry Blossom sounds amazing. Her best track with Yosemite.

JAIL.

[littleseashell 2,499]

8 minutes ago, DeluluKing said:

Omg. RCS sounds so good. She delivered.  What a serve. Her best album. Top 1. Cherry Blossom sounds amazing. Her best track with Yosemite.

I just got online for the first time today expecting something and this is the first thing I read. I scattered over to Spotify then Youtube like a madwoman to see nothing I'm blocking u

[lanasbottom 23,694]

i own an extensive portfolio of information that could lead to the arrest of american singer songwriter lana del rey 

[ultrabanisters 44,644]

20 minutes ago, DeluluKing said:

Omg. RCS sounds so good. She delivered.  What a serve. Her best album. Top 1. Cherry Blossom sounds amazing. Her best track with Yosemite.

my joint fav album with UV. the screaming unhinged vocals in dealer remind me of noir 

[Flowerbomb 65,592]

4 minutes ago, lanasbottom said:

i own an extensive portfolio of information that could lead to the arrest of american singer songwriter lana del rey 

 

make it happen

[maysparkle 2,419]

2 hours ago, Bunny Mozart said:

 

Literally had an orgasm reading this

Same!! 

[lanasbottom 23,694]

1 hour ago, Bunny Mozart said:

 

make it happen

nikki lana is being detained as we speak 

[American Whore 51,105]

Miss "I don't really like to put something out without knowing how the rest of the album will sound" should post on twitter or insta about why the album isn't out today 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,459]

no no, it must be april cus we're all foolin 

[May 13,310]

one of these days id love for an interviewer to just absolutely call her the fuck out for her release date lies, id love to see the mental gymnastics and word spew that would be her answer

[PARADIXO 32,925]

2 hours ago, Frangipani said:

Living up to your username I see

 

[maysparkle 2,419]

I got in a fight with my bf earlier today and we are ignoring each other in other rooms... Lana please come through tonight, I need it 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

Someone should hack notoriouswhitegirl as a revenge 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,864]

17 minutes ago, May said:

one of these days id love for an interviewer to just absolutely call her the fuck out for her release date lies, id love to see the mental gymnastics and word spew that would be her answer

Mental gymnastics & word spew…

I’ll need to use that somewhere.

[littleredpartydress 49,854]

26 minutes ago, May said:

one of these days id love for an interviewer to just absolutely call her the fuck out for her release date lies, id love to see the mental gymnastics and word spew that would be her answer

She’d probably just get mad and end the interview 

 

anyway, ya..after the COCC torture I’m out for this pre release. Not that I expected it to come out today or anything, but it clearly won’t be out on July 4th either and odds are won’t even be out in 2021  can’t spend the next year refreshing this website every day waiting for nothing like I did all of last year 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,494]

She literally just makes stuff up

June 1st because it's Marilyn's birthday and July 4th because it's Independence Day

What other iconic dates are coming up? She will make stuff up for them too

[Make me your Dream Life 87,459]

i'm blamin the burger cake fr must be a sugar f coma