Santa Daddy comes into your house wearing only his Chromatica jockstrap and says he wanna peg you, but before he does it, he wants to make a Lana related wish come true - fat cock Santa grants you a Lana wish (feat. Nikki Lane) (Thanks @TrashMagiq)

[YourGirl666 13,250]

What wish would it be?

Me: I wish she remade her whole discography with different producers and tracklist changes (like Taylor)

[May 13,311]

girl share some of that crack w the rest of us  

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

I just want my aka glitter case cd 

[YourGirl666 13,250]

3 minutes ago, May said:

girl share some of that crack w the rest of us  

brown trailer park mermaid pink flamingo 60 year old cocaine 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,939]

3 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

I just want my aka glitter case cd 

I’ve never seen a glitter jewel case, I imagine it’s like the NFR cassette.

I want one now, Thanks 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

You are so fucking hilarious I love you 

 

I would want to hang out with her for a whole day and get breakfast at Denny’s, go to the park, grab ice cream, ask her all the questions, head to the beach, and have a cute little dinner at Mel’s for burgers and shakes, maybe crash a studio session to hear what it’s like to be in the presence of musical greatness in process 

[YUNGATA 14,955]

...I'll allow it 

[rightofjupiter 16,591]

Vault release of all the unreleased tracks that didn’t make albums in a gorgeous vinyl boxset

[Super Movie 51,663]

In the spirit of Santa, I would wish she would release her Santa Baby cover. But in general, I would probably wish that she would give us an hour on live where we can ask her questions (all of us) that she can answer, preferably about her music from any and all eras, even the pre-BTD years. I love listening to Lana talk and give us her insight. Oh, and maybe I'd ask him to ask her to release some unleaked songs. Side note: someone needs to show her that q&a function of Instagram Live. 

[pin up galore 18,997]

LEAK UFB

[turquoisejewel 2,014]

I WANT ROSES BLOOM FOR YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL 

[YourGirl666 13,250]

3 minutes ago, pin up galore said:

LEAK UFB (AKA Version)

@111 @HoneymoonDaddy @Brightsun @fl0r1dakil0s @ May Jailer @Honeymoun @ Lana Del Rey @ Chuck Grant @ Charlie Grant @ Rob Grant @ Patty @ Nikki Lane

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,738]

This has serious Vintage Lanaboards Energy

[turquoisejewel 2,014]

3 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

@111 @HoneymoonDaddy @Brightsun @fl0r1dakil0s @ May Jailer @Honeymoun @ Lana Del Rey @ Chuck Grant @ Charlie Grant @ Rob Grant @ Patty @ Nikki Lane

Patty will leak anything out of spite

[TrashMagiq 58,573]

this thread title is TOO LONG just say Fat cock santa grants you a Lana wish,, Much more appealing catching to the eye I'm drawn to it I want to interact with it it's straight to the POINT we got PLACES TO BE things to DO we DO NOT have the time to read about chromatica jockstrap and pegging it's taking up THREE whole lines . 

 

anyways RBFY slay

[YourGirl666 13,250]

8 minutes ago, TrashMagiq said:

this thread title is TOO LONG just say Fat cock santa grants you a Lana wish,, Much more appealing catching to the eye I'm drawn to it I want to interact with it it's straight to the POINT we got PLACES TO BE things to DO we DO NOT have the time to read about chromatica jockstrap and pegging it's taking up THREE whole lines . 

 

anyways RBFY slay

I'm in my hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but I have it era

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

37 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

I’ve never seen a glitter jewel case, I imagine it’s like the NFR cassette.

I want one now, Thanks 

 

they're real believe me in the 2000s I saw with my own eyes! it's indeed like the NFR cassette 

would be perfect right?  

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

What’s your religion Yourgirl666? Crystal METHodist? 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

Just now, ChaoticLipster said:

What’s your religion Yourgirl666? Crystal METHodist? 

 

her religion is boom like that

[Mer 61,735]

25 minutes ago, TrashMagiq said:

this thread title is TOO LONG just say Fat cock santa grants you a Lana wish,, Much more appealing catching to the eye I'm drawn to it I want to interact with it it's straight to the POINT we got PLACES TO BE things to DO we DO NOT have the time to read about chromatica jockstrap and pegging it's taking up THREE whole lines . 

 

anyways RBFY slay

 

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