Santa Daddy comes into your house wearing only his Chromatica jockstrap and says he wanna peg you, but before he does it, he wants to make a Lana related wish come true - fat cock Santa grants you a Lana wish (feat. Nikki Lane) (Thanks @TrashMagiq)

[Super Movie 51,838]

6 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

I mean, I thought people would have noticed by now, based solely on how I defend her like it’s my life 

Almost as if it were your own life...hmm...

 

Side note: every time the name of this thread pops up in my notifications I crack up 

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[IanadeIrey 62,137]

4 minutes ago, Super Movie said:

Almost as if it were your own life...hmm...

 

Side note: every time the name of this thread pops up in my notifications I crack up 

Oh, it’s true, it’s true! 
 

And same girl, @YourGirl666 you’re reconstructing our cognitive processes with each thread you create 

[YourGirl666 13,254]

3 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

Oh, it’s true, it’s true! 
 

And same girl, @YourGirl666 you’re reconstructing our cognitive processes with each thread you create 

I'm keeping you circuits busy till you're high. Get ready for the Trans-Am invasion

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2 hours ago, Glitter Boy said:

Divided by eras and including songs we didn't even know that existed  

 

EXACTLY plus a zine with handwritten lyrics and stories about how songs were created 

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This thread is so unhinged I love it

 

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ok @Elle i know you probably wouldn't disclose any member's information but do you know if lana is on the forum? you can tell me, i'm posting in a spoiler so it's secret shhhh

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6 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

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ok @Elle i know you probably wouldn't disclose any member's information but do you know if lana is on the forum? you can tell me, i'm posting in a spoiler so it's secret shhhh

Spoiler

Hi, it's me, Elle. I invaded Lana's account. She's YourGirl666. Don't tell the other members about it shhhh. 

 

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14 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

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Hi, it's me, Elle. I invaded Lana's account. She's YourGirl666. Don't tell the other members about it shhhh. 

 

Spoiler

Aha x

 

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58 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

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Hi, it's me, Elle. I invaded Lana's account. She's YourGirl666. Don't tell the other members about it shhhh. 

 

this is exactly the type of shenanigans the real Lana would pull….. and we would never suspect it’s really her. I’m onto you bitch!!!!

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I’m still trying to process the title I cant even think of an answer rn

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@YourGirl666 DUDE this THREAD!  i would wish her QFTC was peer-reviewed, clarified, and sharpened  i love cocc and bb but i do wonder what she would have made if she hadn't felt such frustration and anger towards the critics, not to mention the trauma of being cancelled by seemingly millions of people 

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Love that, this is so hilarious and it would be great if this happened

@YourGirl666 is my gurl

[YourGirl666 13,254]

I can't find Crazy for You on my ITunes library anymore, wtf is going on?

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Will The Real Lana Del Rey please stand up

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my lana related wish would be make me a friend of hers and to be allowed access to every song of hers (personally )

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44 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

I can't find Crazy for You on my ITunes library anymore, wtf is going on?

i can't find star lux and queen of hearts either  

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Release Roses Bloom For You

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Black Beauty and Flipside moved up to #12 and #13 on the standard edition

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I neither know what is this thread about nor why i am here but i'm living for it.