Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

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5 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

I hope she didn't choose March 24 to destroy Katie Melua

I highly doubt that 

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Why did @Mash Tragic 's foodie interpretation make me hungry! Demanding a "What I Eat In a Day" Lana YouTube video! She should do Taco Truck promo like with the NFR Ice Cream truck!

 

 

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7 minutes ago, bluechemtrails said:

I hope she didn't choose March 24 to destroy Katie Melua

 

Speaking of Katie Melua....

 

 

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I know that this will never happen but I would love for Lana to go on Hot Ones to talk about the new album. Sean asks good questions I think she would appreciate. 

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3 minutes ago, Mash Tragic said:

Taco Truck is super emotional. It's the follow-up of Bartender. She finally fulfills her dream of serving tacos while being on the road with the truck she bought in the middle of the night. It's a beautiful piece about the freedom and creativity cooking ultimately gives her. 

 

This description fits so well with venice bitch sonically.    

 

Mash Tragic, BZ and Kintsugi leakers of the year.

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Just now, fine china said:

I know that this will never happen but I would love for Lana to go on Hot Ones to talk about the new album. Sean asks good questions I think she would appreciate. 

I completely agree! Lorde’s was really nice to watch (and is almost a comfort video to me now), and I think Lana’s more tangential responses would work so well with the show’s structure. 

I wonder if her team knows it exists and has considered her for it—Lana would be such a good candidate!

 

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15 minutes ago, PatentLeatherDoOver said:

I completely agree! Lorde’s was really nice to watch (and is almost a comfort video to me now), and I think Lana’s more tangential responses would work so well with the show’s structure. 

I wonder if her team knows it exists and has considered her for it—Lana would be such a good candidate!

 

Not only would she have great answers but also probably great reactions to the wings 

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18 minutes ago, fine china said:

I know that this will never happen but I would love for Lana to go on Hot Ones to talk about the new album. Sean asks good questions I think she would appreciate. 

I’d love for him to interview her! He really does ask good questions, not typical journalistic sensationalist crap. She’s also in her foodie era (taco truck, fish tail, A&W, PEPPERS) so it would be perfect.

17 minutes ago, PatentLeatherDoOver said:

I completely agree! Lorde’s was really nice to watch (and is almost a comfort video to me now), and I think Lana’s more tangential responses would work so well with the show’s structure. 

I wonder if her team knows it exists and has considered her for it—Lana would be such a good candidate!

 

Someone should tweet Ben lol

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album is still well over 2 months away and all this thread is now is fighting, newbies not understanding sarcasm, false alarms, and delusion  LANA DO SOMETHINGGGGG IT SMELLS LIKE FAGGOT TEARS IN HERE

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Did anybody try the tacos, I thought the tacos were lovely ?

 

 

Back to foodie notes, Lana has previously referenced "Ice Cream" and I have seen it quoted many times as a Lana aesthetic piece, will we get OB Peppers merch? Cheap keychains and car scents when

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Why have the last few days been so hostile 

 

BEN AND ED, WAKE UP AND RELEASE AMERICAN WHORE!

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47 minutes ago, Mash Tragic said:

Can't believe she's finally serving a spoken cooking book for us foodies 
The Grants definitely is about a family dinner where Patty burnt the food, so they have to order something.
DYKTTATUOB is actually about Lanz standing in line to get that food and getting lost in her thoughts as she's waiting for her turn.
Sweet is a fabulous, gustatory description of the dessert she ordered.
A&W is about root beer, like, it's obvious.
The Judah Smith Interlude is about the sacramental bread at Churchome. It's actually why she attends there: it's like, the best thing she ever tasted.
Again, Candy Necklace is obvious. It's her favorite jewelry because you can eat it.
The Jon Batiste Interlude tells us how she realized her life wasn't music but food, so she decides to become a chef.
Kintsugi is a side song about the importance of your dish choice when presenting food. She sings about how how she had to repair her favorite plate after she accidentally broke it.
In Fingertips, she talks about the best technique to knead bread.
Paris, Texas is the central recipe of the album: a tex mex coq au vin.
GPSOTSOMFWHDSF is here to remind us about the importance of fresh ingredients: go fish your own salmon, lipsters! 
Let The Light In is a fun song about her fridge, and how light penetrates her soul whenever she opens it.
Margaret is about her favorite pizza: margherita. Simple but efficient, two words to describe her cuisine.
Fishtail teaches us how to prepare a fish. 
Peppers is about seasoning, like, anyone could've guessed that.
Taco Truck is super emotional. It's the follow-up of Bartender. She finally fulfills her dream of serving tacos while being on the road with the truck she bought in the middle of the night. It's a beautiful piece about the freedom and creativity cooking ultimately gives her. 

missed opportunity to say the album was by "lana del whey"

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I just want to know what does grandfather sounds like lyrically and vocally please I can’t stop listening to the riopy song on repeat

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This meme must've manifested the #foodietracklist

 

 

Returning to her Latina roots ! 

"Mi gente Latino" - JLO

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5 minutes ago, The Grants said:

I just want to know what does grandfather sounds like lyrically and vocally please I can’t stop listening to the riopy song on repeat

me with paris, texas and i wanted to leave:

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5 minutes ago, The Grants said:

I just want to know what does grandfather sounds like lyrically and vocally please I can’t stop listening to the riopy song on repeat

Spoiler

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2 minutes ago, WhitehotOcean said:

me with paris, texas and i wanted to leave:

that one and wanderlust too !! all three of them are glorious instrumentals and im so glad she reached to actual pianists so we don’t get bored of Jack and Drew musty piano 

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Lana is releasing on the 24th now because she’ll be performing Tunnel and American Whore on the 25th for Saturday Night Live 

 

….I dream a lot 

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The fact of the matter is, there is a tunnel under Ocean Blvd and that's that 

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Just now, DCooper said:

The fact of the matter is, there is a tunnel under Ocean Blvd and that's that 

And it leads to LDR9, her magnum opus