Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[Eugene 26,664]

5 minutes ago, fishtails said:

Looking at it now I wonder why they even chose to write an article on Lana, since she's a such a well-known artist

 

All of the other articles/interviews they have on their page are for newer, smaller artists it seems 

maybe to gain an audience, and I think it's not a bad strategy. 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,312]

oh now they've deleted it completely

 

edit: no they didn't it was my browser fucking up

[fishtails 13,791]

9 minutes ago, ByDayAnother said:

 I daresay someone on Lana’s team owed someone they know at EOL’s a favour and just provided them with the licensing for Neil Krug’s images, and/or Lana wanted a verrrrry low-key promotional run.

Possibly, if Lana even knew anything about it lol but then again she did announce the album on Hola TV

 

 

9 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

Maybe they knew we're thirsty for any little crumb of info 

 

8 minutes ago, margaret soty said:

maybe to gain an audience, and I think it's not a bad strategy. 

If so, it kinda backfired on them  pretty sure any followers they gained because of this unfollowed by now 

[Three White Butterflies 27,475]

some of yall really thought 

 

 

 

now let's report them until instagram suspends them 

[Venice Peach 54,292]

4 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

oh now they've deleted it completely

It's still up for me but they disabled the comments  I kinda feel bad for them but it was so clickbaity

[prettywhenimhigh 49,312]

Just now, Venice Peach said:

It's still up for me but they disabled the comments  I kinda feel bad for them but it was so clickbaity

 

oh yeah it's there my browser bamboozled me

[ivory almond 15,453]

Just woke up from a nightmare of being served ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
wait... that bitch was real.

ANYWAY, because I feel so bad for everyone, I have decided to take it upon myself and write an article for you all. It won't have anything new, but it will be 10x better than that paragraph we received. New article coming soon. ❤️ Stay tuned.

[blackoutzoned 489]

5 minutes ago, your dealer said:

some of yall really thought 

 

 

 

now let's report them until instagram suspends them 

they did nothing wrong... please stop w this

[lanasbottom 23,694]

31 minutes ago, margaret soty said:

But I feel bad for them... they had to close the comments on their post. 

they had it coming 

[ChaoticLipster 24,612]

Well perhaps if Lana got out of her shell for 5 minuets we’d have several magazine interviews by now.  

[caitlyn valliulina 4,425]

is the magazine out?

[Vertimus 9,549]

33 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

Well that was kinda embarrassing. They could have said "we have an article coming out compiling info on Lana's new album and our thoughts about her artistic path" or something like that and I would have been boring but fine.

 

But if you say "the new album confirms her uniqueness" you're kinda implying you are going to talk about the record as a whole, not basing the whole thing on a single song 

But yeah it didn't make sense for them to have the album in the first place anyway 

False advertising, 'bait and switch.'

[Sweet 959]

The way I skipped through the pages of that dud of an article to find out something I didn’t know…..

 

What a fucking mess!

 

[cherrytropico 11,075]

2 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

Well perhaps if Lana got out of her shell for 5 minuets we’d have several magazine interviews by now.  

she should do another interview bc the W magazine one was last year when the album was still in the works, now that it’s complete she could tease some things about it like lyrics or the sound or her fave song or etc

[bluechemtrails 26,649]

19 minutes ago, fishtails said:

Possibly, if Lana even knew anything about it lol but then again she did announce the album on Hola TV

 

 

 

If so, it kinda backfired on them  pretty sure any followers they gained because of this unfollowed by now 

I forgot Hola TV

now I see another pattern ... Hola TV is Spanish, this magazine is Italian and we also have a smaller festival in Brazil (Portuguese). She's really serving the Latins this time, also the taco truck seems to play a role....

[ChelseaLeeArts 2,914]

They should have chosen another fan base to mess with 

 

[wild caged animal 19,763]

13 minutes ago, Junkie Noir said:

is the magazine out?

out the window

[The Grants 13,478]

they could have even talked about the leaks and mention Kintsugi lyrics like its something new and the locals would be in CRUMBLES 

[mssainttropez 14,754]

Honestly, the magazine was what I expected. The only thing that I didn’t think was the tangent on was the whole feminism thing. Lana writes music for her and from her experiences, we already knew this 

[Pink Champagne 9,457]

Sad that the article turned out to be nothing but the cover was cute and the album will be here before we know it so no harm no foul.