Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[HeyBlueBaby 3,332]

I hope she does some interviews other than magazine publications this era, I wanna hear and see her talking about the new album and where she's at in life now. 

[nectarofthegodss 1,534]

8 minutes ago, summer bummer said:

UFO sightings in America = Unidentified Flying Bill promotion 

 

UNIDENTIFIED FLYING BILL COMING OUT SOON

AND THEM GETTING SHOT DOWN, LIKE THE LYRICS

"If you lie *DOWN* right next to me"

 

And who wrote Unidentified Flying Bill and If You Lie Down With Me? 

 

BARRIE-JAMES O'NEILL

 

THE DOTS ARE CONNECT THEMSELVES AT THIS POINT 

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,370]

1 minute ago, This Feeling said:

I hope she does some interviews other than magazine publications this era, I wanna hear and see her talking about the new album and where she's at in life now. 

with zane lowe maybe?

[wild caged animal 19,763]

on tomorrow‘s exam i will tick all the A boxes in honor of A&W because I spent all my time on lanaboards instead of studying

[CinnamonOnMyTeeth 1,818]

here’s what’s gonna happen on tuesday: lana’s fans from all over the world are sitting by their computer at 4:00 pm GMT on valentine’s day awaiting lana’s new single and merch. an hour goes by and nothing. 2 hours goes by and nothing. the fans are furious and lanaboards.com crashes  there was no release at all that day, not even a word from lana. a riot starts in venice beach in front of lana’s mural (fans didn’t know where else to go) because the fans are STARVING for something… anything. Ben and Ed get so overwhelmed by the riot that they quit as lana’s managers. Lana ends up getting new management and they force her to be more active online. she ends up releasing A&W along with her whole album next Friday the 17th of february and continues to drop a new album every six months and goes an a world tour. the end 

[Venice Peach 54,293]

Maybe it took her some time to put out the second single cause she wanted to have the video ready on release 

[blackoutzoned 489]

3 minutes ago, wild caged animal said:

on tomorrow‘s exam i will tick all the A boxes in honor of A&W because I spent all my time on lanaboards instead of studying

im doing that rn

[one time beauty queen 18,411]

6 minutes ago, terrencelovesy0u said:

they force her to be more active online. she ends up releasing A&W along with her whole album next Friday the 17th of february and continues to drop a new album every six months and goes an a world tour. the end 

 not this being straight up a slavery contract  unmanifest 

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,370]

 

2 minutes ago, terrencelovesy0u said:

here’s what’s gonna happen on tuesday: lana’s fans from all over the world are sitting by their computer at 4:00 pm GMT on valentine’s day awaiting lana’s new single and merch. an hour goes by and nothing. 2 hours goes by and nothing. the fans are furious and lanaboards.com crashes  there was no release at all that day, not even a word from lana. a riot starts in venice beach in front of lana’s mural (fans didn’t know where else to go) because the fans are STARVING for something… anything. Ben and Ed get so overwhelmed by the riot that they quit as lana’s managers. Lana ends up getting new management and they force her to be more active online. she ends up releasing A&W along with her whole album next Friday the 17th of february and continues to drop a new album every six months and goes an a world tour. the end 

stop cause if the 14th nothing happens first of all this website is gonna turn into a whole psych ward, second of all it would be so emberassing 

[HeyBlueBaby 3,332]

3 minutes ago, tulsa jesus freaks said:

with zane lowe maybe?

I'll take it but he's kinda corny. I would love if she would do something like she did for Myspace in 2012 or Complex in 2017.

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,370]

1 minute ago, This Feeling said:

I'll take it but he's kinda corny. I would love if she would do something like she did for Myspace in 2012 or Complex in 2017.

oh yeah he's corny af lmaoo

[CinnamonOnMyTeeth 1,818]

1 minute ago, burthday kake said:

not this being straight up a slavery contract  unmanifest 

WHAT not me reading this and thought you meant “slayvery” like i slayed, not slavery

[summer bummer 1,936]

4 minutes ago, tulsa jesus freaks said:

 

stop cause if the 14th nothing happens first of all this website is gonna turn into a whole psych ward, second of all it would be so emberassing 

if it doesn't release on the 14th we all have to pretend it did and talk about an imaginary song to make ourselves feel better. 

[Pink Flamingo 17,145]

The way we have everything and nothing at the same time 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,030]

39 minutes ago, bluebanesters said:

the new rhianna single is gonna ruin the aw popularity

Bah is it that important? I see the a&w single as the new VB: it won’t chart but will slowly gather streams over the next months.
(Unless Rihanna has a new ballad out à la Black panther that everyone will forget after two hours )

[Blossom 8,976]

15 minutes ago, Lanaparadiserey said:

The collapse when we get A&W, a music video, new merch, AND Interview Magazine on Tuesday 

no but can u imagine the collapse if she doesn't release anything Tues? I'll have to log off

[HeyBlueBaby 3,332]

5 minutes ago, tulsa jesus freaks said:

oh yeah he's corny af lmaoo

His interviews with Nicki and Charli more recently were quite good though but they were both highly emotional, I don't think he would be able to bring that out of Lana lol

[IanadeIrey 62,018]

3 hours ago, GPSOTSOMFWHDSF said:

this shows that Lana is a caring and likable person and doesn’t treat her staff as subordinates for profit, but actual people. So refreshing in our grim capitalist society.

You’re so right! The way she carries herself and treats others has always been evident from the very beginning - I really think anyone who discovered her in their teens and extrapolated all the ”right” things is ultimately a better person because of it. A little kindness and humanity always goes a long way!

[wild caged animal 19,763]

Just now, Selfloathinpoet said:

The way we have everything and nothing at the same time 

This is the experience of being a lanaboardian whore

[Fingertips 72,034]

I really, really hope A&W is still coming on Tuesday.