Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[cherrytropico 11,092]

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[Lustformoney 41,499]

1 hour ago, Crazy Husband Stealer said:

Track List if Lana didn't try to be pretentious:

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A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd

1. Memories
2. Don't Forget Me
3. Sweet
4. American Whore
5. Judah Smith Interlude
6. Candy Necklaces
7. Jon Batiste Interlude
8. Kintsugi
9. Two Seconds to Cry
10. Suitcase (feat. SYML)
11. Three White Butterflies
12. Let the Light In (feat. Father John Misty)
13. Margaret (feat. Bleachers)
14. Fishtail
15. Skinnydip (feat. Tommy Genesis)
16. Lanita / Venice Bitch, Pt. 2

 

I wish the grants was „Do you think about heaven?” And Tunnel „Dont forget me” cuz theyre sister tracks. And this is much better than what we got

[moonchaser 72]

24 minutes ago, Distantly said:

 

 

All her albums are midnight EST releases so fair warning, I’m pretty sure this one will be too

I’m can’t remember the previous ones, but at least Blue Banisters was released local midnight time. I know cus I vividly remember using a VPN to listen to it when it came out in NZ

[Psychedelic Pussy 30,111]

28 minutes ago, Distantly said:

 

 

All her albums are midnight EST releases so fair warning, I’m pretty sure this one will be too

all the ones I can remember have dropped midnight local time… but go off

[GeminiLanaFan 49,408]

1 hour ago, PARADIXO said:

 

I hate this omg

 

Anyway 2 DAYS UNTIL THIS THREAD DIES 

[evalionisameme 13,900]

1 hour ago, CinnamonGay said:

How will the GP know if her album is out or not...

 

The last time she publicly promoted her album was for Chemm and it had good sales.

 

 

She promoted it as much as blue banisters- they both had one public performance which is why it makes no sense that she was trying to keep blue banisters from being heard-both had limited promo and it’s still more than ocean 💀

[Sportscruiser 11,896]

2 hours ago, Crazy Husband Stealer said:

Track List if Lana didn't try to be pretentious:

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A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd

1. Memories
2. Don't Forget Me
3. Sweet
4. American Whore
5. Judah Smith Interlude
6. Candy Necklaces
7. Jon Batiste Interlude
8. Kintsugi
9. Two Seconds to Cry
10. Suitcase (feat. SYML)
11. Three White Butterflies
12. Let the Light In (feat. Father John Misty)
13. Margaret (feat. Bleachers)
14. Fishtail
15. Skinnydip (feat. Tommy Genesis)
16. Lanita / Venice Bitch, Pt. 2

 

 

Not you trying to diss Lana for being pretentious while providing the most basic alternative that no one asked for. Maybe that’s why we’re listening to her music and not yours? Anyways, thanks for your input!

[Jeanne Dielman 5,996]

Yet another 4/5 review from a British publication. It counts for AOTY. 

 

https://www.standard.co.uk/culture/music/lana-del-rey-did-you-know-that-there-s-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-album-review-b1069079.html

 

[evalionisameme 13,900]

The times was really positive which is great- again even if the album is sh*t she’s not going to be panned- lust for life started the wave of everything she makes being acclaimed because retrospectively her first few albums were review bombed massively- even most of these don’t totally focus on the quality of the music- there’s too much talk about public perception and her impact on other artists which isn’t really what reviewers should be looking at.

[Blue Ribbon 3,561]

4 hours ago, Mistress999 said:

 

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How can some of you put Paris over some beautiful original songs such as Grandfather, Candy, Kintsugi or Sweet?

 

Paris, Texas being no. 1 on my ranking  

[TrashMagiq 58,963]

2 hours ago, Crazy Husband Stealer said:

Track List if Lana didn't try to be pretentious:

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A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd

1. Memories
2. Don't Forget Me
3. Sweet
4. American Whore
5. Judah Smith Interlude
6. Candy Necklaces
7. Jon Batiste Interlude
8. Kintsugi
9. Two Seconds to Cry
10. Suitcase (feat. SYML)
11. Three White Butterflies
12. Let the Light In (feat. Father John Misty)
13. Margaret (feat. Bleachers)
14. Fishtail
15. Skinnydip (feat. Tommy Genesis)
16. Lanita / Venice Bitch, Pt. 2

 

 

Well thank god she’s pretentious

[evalionisameme 13,900]

Note to reviewers- scrap the boring think pieces on Lana- concentrate on what you think of the production, what is the lyrical content addressing, is it appealing to a mass audience or is it niche- has it evolved her sound?- some of the tracks certainly seem so

[Furor Poeticus 16,403]

2 hours ago, Crazy Husband Stealer said:

Track List if Lana didn't try to be pretentious:

  Reveal hidden contents

A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd

1. Memories
2. Don't Forget Me
3. Sweet
4. American Whore
5. Judah Smith Interlude
6. Candy Necklaces
7. Jon Batiste Interlude
8. Kintsugi
9. Two Seconds to Cry
10. Suitcase (feat. SYML)
11. Three White Butterflies
12. Let the Light In (feat. Father John Misty)
13. Margaret (feat. Bleachers)
14. Fishtail
15. Skinnydip (feat. Tommy Genesis)
16. Lanita / Venice Bitch, Pt. 2

 

Sorry but this is bad 

[The Grants 13,562]

this poor thread has gone through a lot… it deserves an appropriate funeral

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

I've been feeling kinda unbothered this week about the album (i guess due to stress with other things going on) but today the excitement has really hit me, like oh my god it's coming in two days. In two days i'm gonna be listening to 16 brand new tracks im scared ya'll 

[BartenderDeco 19,645]

2 hours ago, Crazy Husband Stealer said:

Track List if Lana didn't try to be pretentious:

  Reveal hidden contents

A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd

1. Memories
2. Don't Forget Me
3. Sweet
4. American Whore
5. Judah Smith Interlude
6. Candy Necklaces
7. Jon Batiste Interlude
8. Kintsugi
9. Two Seconds to Cry
10. Suitcase (feat. SYML)
11. Three White Butterflies
12. Let the Light In (feat. Father John Misty)
13. Margaret (feat. Bleachers)
14. Fishtail
15. Skinnydip (feat. Tommy Genesis)
16. Lanita / Venice Bitch, Pt. 2

 

i’m gonna re-do this

Spoiler

Mind of you

There’s a tunnel under Ocean Boulevard 

Sweet

American Whore

Judah - Interlude

Candy Necklace

Jon - Interlude

Kintsugi

Fingertips

Venice, California

Three White Butterflies

Let the Light in

Margaret

Angelina Jolie

Lanita

 

 

 

I’m glad she’s pretentious though cause her track names are wayyyy better than this 

[barttttender 5,250]

16 minutes ago, Jeanne Dielman said:

Yet another 4/5 review from a British publication. It counts for AOTY. 

 

https://www.standard.co.uk/culture/music/lana-del-rey-did-you-know-that-there-s-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-album-review-b1069079.html

 

 

Ugh, why do all reviewers need to start their review with lines like this one:

"Ever since she emerged as America’s dark sweetheart over a decade ago, Lana Del Rey has been dogged by accusations that she’s a phoney."

I mean, a decade and nearly 10 albums after Video Games and those "phoney" accusations, you'd think they'd put it behind already.

 

Also, the review is sooo porely written, it's embarrassing. 

 

"Peppers with its electronic hip hop beat and a strange chorus"

 

He's paid to write reviews but that that's the best he can say? How is that a "strange" chorus? Compared to "Fuck me to death?" which isn't? Ugh. Whoever said we shouldn't give a damn about reviews is right. I'll hold off on Pitchfork and Fantano, the rest are all shit.

[bluechemtrails 27,342]

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Now I also realized that she sounds like Lizzy at the beginning of Taco Truck. At this point, a rework of AKA doesn't look too impossible.

 

[BartenderDeco 19,645]

5 minutes ago, BartenderDeco said:

i’m gonna re-do this

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Mind of you

There’s a tunnel under Ocean Boulevard 

Sweet

American Whore

Judah - Interlude

Candy Necklace

Jon - Interlude

Kintsugi

Fingertips

Venice, California

Three White Butterflies

Let the Light in

Margaret

Angelina Jolie

Lanita

 

 

 

I’m glad she’s pretentious though cause her track names are wayyyy better than this 

ooh for fun i’ll do one where she’s super pretentious 

Spoiler

I’m Gonna Take Mind Of You With Me

Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd

Sweet and Barefeet

American Whore & Jimmy

Judah Smith Sermon Interlude

Candy Necklace’s

Jon Batiste Interlude

Paris, Texas/Spain/Venice, California

Grandfather Please Stand On The Shoulders Of My Father While He’s Deep Sea Fishing For Sharks In The Pacific

Let The Light In

Margaret & Jack Forever

Don’t you dare say that you’ll braid my hair

Hands on your knees I’m Angelina Jolie

Taco Truck X Venice Bitch (With Trap Beat)

 

 

[Sunset Opal 4,321]

2 hours ago, Crazy Husband Stealer said:

Track List if Lana didn't try to be pretentious:

  Reveal hidden contents

A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd

1. Memories
2. Don't Forget Me
3. Sweet
4. American Whore
5. Judah Smith Interlude
6. Candy Necklaces
7. Jon Batiste Interlude
8. Kintsugi
9. Two Seconds to Cry
10. Suitcase (feat. SYML)
11. Three White Butterflies
12. Let the Light In (feat. Father John Misty)
13. Margaret (feat. Bleachers)
14. Fishtail
15. Skinnydip (feat. Tommy Genesis)
16. Lanita / Venice Bitch, Pt. 2

 

Ohh I love that Lana is pretentious 

Her long or campy tracks titles are the best !