Random Lana Discussion Thread

[littleredpartydress 49,871]

1 minute ago, Fingertips said:

It's just a fat, soulless incel who has nothing better to with with its life than to hate on beautiful, confident, and talented women. Maybe if he spent a little more time doing push ups instead of clogging his arteries with double smoked bacon sandwiches from Starbucks to chase some fleeting experience of love in his life, we would not be here right now 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 22,979]

1 minute ago, Fingertips said:

It's just a fat, soulless incel who has nothing better to with with its life than to hate on beautiful, confident, and talented women. Maybe if he spent a little more time doing push ups instead of clogging his arteries with double smoked bacon sandwiches from Starbucks to chase some fleeting experience of love in his life, we would not be here right now 

Some would say they’re Flaccid…

[the ocean 67,601]

2 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

It's just a fat, soulless incel who has nothing better to with with its life than to hate on beautiful, confident, and talented women. Maybe if he spent a little more time doing push ups instead of clogging his arteries with double smoked bacon sandwiches from Starbucks to chase some fleeting experience of love in his life, we would not be here right now 

you spilled

[Mer 61,781]

1 minute ago, Fingertips said:

It's just a fat, soulless incel who has nothing better to with with its life than to hate on beautiful, confident, and talented women. Maybe if he spent a little more time doing push ups instead of clogging his arteries with double smoked bacon sandwiches from Starbucks to chase some fleeting experience of love in his life, we would not be here right now 

remind me never to get on your bad side 

[American Whore 51,340]

1 minute ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

Some would say they’re Flaccid…

 

SSTTTOOOPPPPP 

[Fingertips 72,043]

1 minute ago, Mer said:

remind me never to get on your bad side 

You would never, my king 

[Chemtrail 3,102]

9 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Showing her bare nipple is a step too far imo. There are limits, boundaries, and scales.

 

Her music often has a sense of irony to them. National Anthem was the perfect showcase of shallow lyrics representing something much more. Cola as well tbh. Ride was basically prostitution. The image of BTD was very classy but daring. The juxtaposition was very nice.
 

Now it feels laid out. Bare ass nips with titles like American Wh0re. It just feels cheap. Like Miley during her Bangerz era.

Why should your views and opinions be pushed onto Lana or anyone else though? She isn't pushing hers onto you, you decided to be here, so just stay or leave please. You only get to decide how you choose to present yourself in the world. If what she's doing isn't for you then go elsewhere. Simple. Don't spread negativity for no reason. In the words of the great Elizabeth Grant "Don't be a bummer, babe"

[West Coast 45,795]

These threads turn sour so quickly 

[IanadeIrey 62,021]

4 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

It's just a fat, soulless incel who has nothing better to with with its life than to hate on beautiful, confident, and talented women. Maybe if he spent a little more time doing push ups instead of clogging his arteries with double smoked bacon sandwiches from Starbucks to chase some fleeting experience of love in his life, we would not be here right now 

Thank God we’re friends and are aligned on things, because if not…girl… 

[LanaBalkana 6,656]

7 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

Stay up with us and make up fake "Fishtail" lyrics 

My saddened soul is split in two, you know

like a siren—a girl above, and fish below

that’s how the ancient stories go

and that’s why I will always be misunderstood

as my fishtail is a mystery to most of you

while my human half is foreign to the ocean crew

[Fingertips 72,043]

1 minute ago, IanadeIrey said:

Thank God we’re friends and are aligned on things, because if not…girl… 

You're the kindest, sweetest person ever and I adore you; I don't eviscerate those with healthy and kind spirits like yours! I only terrorize those with black hearts, four too many rolls of blubber, and crusty skin, like @Xenoblade 3 

[Jaeden xx 7,138]

Best Slay of 2023 at the Lipster Awards going to @Fingertips

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, Fingertips said:

I only terrorize those with crusty skin

oh no /s

[For K 9,171]

17 minutes ago, For K said:

I'm just going to say it. If you don't like Lana or her recent work why in the absolute FUCK are you on a forum entirely dedicated to news on her. You make tweets, posts, and status updates about your disdain for her work. I have NEVER started drama on here EVER. I have always been civil against even the most awful of people on this site for the sake of maintaining a level head but I have a special hate in my heart for you @Xenoblade 3. Maybe you hate women, maybe you hate Lana I don't really give a shit. 

THIS is personal. You only have negative shit to say and it's so obvious how miserable you are with your own life. 

 

Maybe you should find a fucking JOB and find something better to do than dedicate your free time to dissing an artist you like a few songs from while pissing on her every chance you get. Truly, I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for. Maybe your mother dropped you on your fat fucking head as a child, which I truly hope is the case to explain the absolute fucking brain dead comments you post on here. 

 

Eat shit

 

9 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

It's just a fat, soulless incel who has nothing better to with with its life than to hate on beautiful, confident, and talented women. Maybe if he spent a little more time doing push ups instead of clogging his arteries with double smoked bacon sandwiches from Starbucks to chase some fleeting experience of love in his life, we would not be here right now 

 

We ate that 

[PatentLeatherDoOver 25,783]

this era has given the No Context thread so much content

[IanadeIrey 62,021]

1 minute ago, Fingertips said:

You're the kindest, sweetest person ever and I adore you; I don't eviscerate those with healthy and kind spirits like yours! I only terrorize those with black hearts, four too many rolls of blubber, and crusty skin, like @Xenoblade 3 

Right back at you  I can’t say I have a way with words like you in the way that you really clapped back, nor do I have your creativity - but I see you fighting the good fight for our girl! 

[Fingertips 72,043]

15 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

It's just a fat, soulless incel who has nothing better to with with its life than to hate on beautiful, confident, and talented women. Maybe if he spent a little more time doing push ups instead of clogging his arteries with double smoked bacon sandwiches from Starbucks to chase some fleeting experience of love in his life, we would not be here right now 

i really don't know what came over me when i wrote this, but can we pin this to the original post of this thread

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, Fingertips said:

i really don't know what came over me when i wrote this, but can we pin this to the original post of this thread

you briefly got transported to the bad bitch plane of existence, same place that lana was when blessing the world with le titty, and she gave you the energy to execute a proper slay

[Fingertips 72,043]

Just now, paris texas said:

you briefly got transported to the bad bitch plane of existence, same place that lana was when blessing the world with le titty, and she gave you the energy to execute a proper slay

exactly bestie <3

[mssainttropez 14,759]

38 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

She used to be a class act like Adele. Now she’s a wh0re.

 

I think I speak for all of us when I say I would like to retract my lipsters 2022 votes and vouch to add someone in a few categories