Random Lana Discussion Thread

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1 minute ago, HoneymoonDaddy said:

 You've endured 10x worse and you're still here. Legends never die 

 

like you leaking my lana folder in 2020... let's talk about THAT!

[BartenderDeco 19,649]

Just now, 111 said:

 

like you leaking my lana folder in 2020... let's talk about THAT!

manifesting a 2023 edition 

[Theodore 16,383]

4 minutes ago, 111 said:

 

like you leaking my lana folder in 2020... let's talk about THAT!

 

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[111 37,267]

2 minutes ago, HoneymoonDaddy said:

SJHDUEUEJDJEJE

 

 

 

 

you are lucky you are cute and i'd smash

[Fingertips 72,053]

If anyone needed any more confirmation that Ben and Ed are two groupies who just like using Lana's name for clout, it's all about their own egos being scratched; no wonder why Dua dropped them 

[Louise 1,475]

5 hours ago, lanasbottom said:

as if random people getting coffee was valuable info for anyone to have, who cares 

 

simple answer : lana and her team are idiots

 

and there are no snippets on twitter and when we do have snippets they come from twinks who sent ass pics to an insider to get part of the song and post it for attention, not the "google mafia" 

Thanx, mods, for moving this!

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as if random people getting coffee was valuable info for anyone to have, who cares 

In aggregate, this data is sold to investors to find out the financial health of businesses such as Chipotle, which has some 3000 stores which do 3 million in annual revenue each, and is publicly traded on the stock market. Investors buy or sell based on how many people are visiting.

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simple answer : lana and her team are idiots

People like Lana I'm afraid ARE targets because of how hugely popular . . . If I were her - Lana, you reading this? - I would move important discussion to hotmail or yahoo on a browser which is NOT Chrome, to keep things private.

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and there are no snippets on twitter and when we do have snippets they come from twinks who sent ass pics to an insider to get part of the song and post it for attention, not the "google mafia" 

Not "Google mafia,"  but Mafia, period. Or, US Mafia. The US Mafia insiders who stole the snippets post them to acquire authority, because the stolen snippet still gets thousands of views, even though Lana has asked her fans to NOT view or listen . . . No ass photos involved. That is a funny assumption! Mafios have the whole dark web available, and can access all the photos.

Here is a NY Times article with fun graphics showing the population density at certain geographical spots.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/12/19/opinion/location-tracking-cell-phone.html

[Fingertips 72,053]

Anyways, this is a sign that Lana is retiring after DYKTTATUOB. 

[ivory almond 17,085]

@Kintsugi @111 if one of you doesn't start spilling stuff, I'm not gonna make it through this week, and I will put you in my note 😭

/hj

[the ocean 67,608]

Just now, Fingertips said:

Anyways, this is a sign that Lana is retiring after DYKTTATUOB. 

it’s true

she will be missed

[angelphoenix 779]

Just now, ivory almond said:

@Kintsugi @111 if one of you doesn't start spilling stuff, I'm not gonna make it through this week, and I will put you in my note 😭

/hj

[Francesco Carrozzini 13,808]

Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30

[the ocean 67,608]

Just now, honeymoonwhore said:

Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30

not this immediately getting moved

[Francesco Carrozzini 13,808]

 

Just now, the ocean said:

not this immediately getting moved

 

I posted it here lmao 

[Fingertips 72,053]

1 minute ago, honeymoonwhore said:

Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30

I just did a spit take 

[the ocean 67,608]

2 minutes ago, honeymoonwhore said:

 

 

I posted it here lmao 

not me not being able to tell the threads apart

[TropicoKitten 5,017]

4 minutes ago, honeymoonwhore said:

Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30

Isn’t a female troubadour a trobairitz? 

[lanaismamom 11,564]

1 hour ago, bluebanesters said:

information

sure, heres my thread that i update every time 

 

[taco truck 33,825]

Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme

[Fingertips 72,053]

3 minutes ago, taco truck said:

Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme

Drag those rats.

[prettywhenimhigh 49,513]

1 hour ago, honeymoonwhore said:

Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30

 

honestly I feel this on a deep level it would be such a slay

 

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