what did Pitchfork rate your top 5 albums?

[luna de miel 3,212]

Here are mine (but they could all change by tomorrow )

1. Court and Spark by Joni Mitchell - 10
2. Chemtrails Over The Country Club by duh - 7.5
3. Fetch the Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple - 10
4. Nancy & Lee by Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood 8.8
5. Punisher by Phoebe Bridgers 8.7

I allowed only one Lana album bc it wouldn't be fair otherwise 

[The Siren 30,521]

1 hour ago, rabbit said:

 

Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge - My Chemical Romance: 8.2

this is a serve  

[Inferno Euphoria 6,493]

Bury Me At Makeout Creek - Mitski: 7.7

Titanic Rising - Weyes Blood: 8.5

Blackout - Britney Spears: -

Pop 2 - Charli XCX: 8.4

Nightride - Tinashe: 7.8

 

[cranekiss 9,728]

4 hours ago, imbennett said:

1. kitty - rose gold 5.4 (idk wtf their problem is they are batshit insane)

HOW DID THEY GIVE THIS ALBUM ANYTHING LOWER THAN AN 8... WHAT THE FUCK

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

1. Ultraviolence: 7.1

2. How Big How Blue How Beautiful: 7.5

3. Ray of Light: 8.1

4. True Romance: 8.3

5. A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships: 8.5

[Lindsay Lohan 10,435]

1. Norman fucking Rockwell!  - 9.4

2. I Disagree  - 6.5 (This is sick)

3. Electra Heart  - 5.9 (This is sick too)

4. Titanic Rising  - 8.5

5. If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power  - 7.0

[imbennett 1,224]

10 hours ago, cranekiss said:

HOW DID THEY GIVE THIS ALBUM ANYTHING LOWER THAN AN 8... WHAT THE FUCK

i have NOOOO fucking clue it's a perfect 10 to me so when i saw that i was...gobsmacked

[evalionisameme 13,889]

15 hours ago, Mer said:

 

Adjusted for how much they seem to hate pop-girls, and how much they seem to dislike Madonna, this is basically a perfect store. 

Yeah but she’s never really been seen as a true pop girl- even during the BTD era there was always a clash between critics applying the indie/alternative label and the pop one but I think this lead to even more hatred.

15 hours ago, Thunder Revenant said:

 

Lana Del Rey - Honeymoon 7.5 

 

Hope Sandoval & The Warm Inventions - Through The Devil Softly 6.7 

 

Goldfrapp - Tales of Us 6.1

 

Beth Gibbons - Out Of Season 5.7 

 

Massive Attack - Heligoland 5.0 

 

So not only do they generally not have reviews for a lot of my favourite albums - Portishead's self titled, anything by Melanie De Biasio or Elysian Fields, most of Lamb's discography, Agnes Obel's Aventine, Archive's Londinium, The Magnificent Tree by Hooverphonic, ... -    they also rate them like sh*t.

 

They did review portishead though?

oh wait they didn’t-how odd 

[lanaismamom 11,544]

1. Lana Del Rey - Lust for Life 7.7

2. Lana Del Rey - Ultraviolence 7.1

3. Lana Del Rey - Honeymoon 7.5

4. Melanie Martinez - Cry Baby not rated 

5. MARINA - Electra Heart 5.9 

[Furor Poeticus 16,352]

•Björk - Homogenic (10), Vespertine (7.2 they were insane for that)

•Joanna Newson - Ys (9.4)
•Jenny Hval - Blood Bitch (8.4)

•Julia Holter - Have You in My Wilderness (8.4)

•Grimes - Visions (8.5)

•FKA twigs - MAGDALENE (9.4)

 

+ Lana’s albums, almost all rated unfairly 

[Mer 61,735]

2 hours ago, evalionisameme said:

Yeah but she’s never really been seen as a true pop girl- even during the BTD era there was always a clash between critics applying the indie/alternative label and the pop one but I think this lead to even more hatred.

I’m talking about Madonna/ROL lol 

 

help I quoted the wrong post 

17 hours ago, honeymoonwhore said:

 

Excuse me, this is a crime 

Adjusted for how much they seem to hate pop-girls, and how much they seem to dislike Madonna, this is basically a perfect store. 

 

there this is what I meant 

[evalionisameme 13,889]

I actually do not like ray of light tbh-I respect madonna and there is some great output there like prince but the albums I can listen to all the way are bedtime stories and Like a virgin-I just never got the hype with that record although frozen is cute and nothing really matters is a good house track along with ray of light-theres just other albums which did what this record did years prior-I think pitchfork was fair here.

[PARADIXO 32,940]

OK Computer 10

Ágætis byrjun 9.4

Lonerism 9.0 BNM

Vulnicura 8.6 BNM

Born This Way 7.9

[Cherry Blossom 21,534]

Red - Taylor Swift : 9.0

True Romance - Charli XCX : 8.3

Norman fucking Rockwell! : 9.4

Ray of Light - Madonna : 8.1

Technique - New Order : 9.2

 

Average: 8.8

[Paris Hilton 9,857]

1) Norman fucking Rockwell! by Lana: 9.4

2) Chilombo by Jhené Aiko: 6.3

3) If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power: 7.0

4) PARANOIA by Maggie Lindemann: she's never had a review on pitchfork 

5) Un Verano Sin Ti by Bad Bunny: 8.4

 

[West Coast 45,793]

1. Ultraviolence 7.1 

2. Lonerism - Tame Impala 9.0

3. Rumours - Fleetwood Mac 10

4. Breakfast in America - Supertramp Not rated

5. Harmonium - Harmonium Not rated

[AlreadyCoolest 222]

The National, Sleep Well Beast – 8.0

Lana Del Rey, Honeymoon – 7.5

David Bowie, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust – N/A

Weyes Blood, Titanic Rising – 8.5

Lady Gaga, Born This Way – 7.9

 

[honeymoonboulevard 323]

The Red Shoes - Kate Bush : 7.0 

Born This Way - Lady Gaga : 7.9 

Skinty Fia - Fontaines D.C : 8.0

Honeymoon - Lana Del Rey : 7.5

Lemonade - Beyoncé : 8.5

[cranekiss 9,728]

Kimbra - The Golden Echo: 4.3 (Blasphemy.)

The Birthday Massacre - Walking With Strangers: there is no review thank god.

Amy Winehouse - Frank: 4.9 (Literally what the fuck)

Paramore - Paramore: there is no review thank god.

Kesha - Rainbow: 6.8 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 5,688]

1.  NFR! - LDR : 9.4

2. Melodrama - Lorde: 8.8

3. SAWAYAMA - Rina Sawayama 7.7 

4. Sling - Clairo: 7.4 

5. Evermore - Taylor Swift: 7.9 

 

(reviving this thread bc this is a fun game)