ultrabanisters 46,505 Posted Friday at 05:00 PM 5:01 and no pre-order... 17 Quote resident sweeter 24/7/17 - 9/7/23 - 10/7/23 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honeymoon is alive 22,406 Posted Friday at 05:02 PM 1 minute ago, ultrabanisters said: 5:01 and no pre-order... LMAOOOOOO THE GIF 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jellyfish 688 Posted Friday at 05:02 PM This pre-release isn't giving. We are only on page 144. We must post more schizo theories. 11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let the Light In 18,886 Posted Friday at 05:02 PM Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by false album announcement countdowns. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please. 18 Quote I'd be lying if I said I wasn't sick of it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ultrabanisters 46,505 Posted Friday at 05:03 PM Just now, Let the Light In said: Excuse me ma’am, not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post down. That is my sister who was killed by false album announcement countdowns. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know her but I need you to take this down please. baby this is patty grant 4 Quote resident sweeter 24/7/17 - 9/7/23 - 10/7/23 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honeymoon is alive 22,406 Posted Friday at 05:04 PM 1 minute ago, jellyfish said: This pre-release isn't giving. We are only on page 144. We must post more schizo theories. well, counting with the 700 pages talking about lasso i think we got a lot of schizo theories already 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evergreen 8,821 Posted Friday at 05:05 PM 1 minute ago, jellyfish said: This pre-release isn't giving. We are only on page 144. We must post more schizo theories. So our countdown was on page 143? Clearly the universe isn't working in our favor today, so we'll continue tomorrow, and the day after that. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ivory almond 16,651 Posted Friday at 05:05 PM @Pantene123 @Brightsun @111 if one of u bitches dont give us a crumb rn.. 6 Quote the earth shattered, the sky opened that rain was fire, but we were wooden Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ultrabanisters 46,505 Posted Friday at 05:07 PM 1 minute ago, ivory almond said: @Pantene123 @Brightsun @111 if one of u bitches dont give us a crumb rn.. 1.5 of these things is not like the other... 4 Quote resident sweeter 24/7/17 - 9/7/23 - 10/7/23 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drugsdesire 10,157 Posted Friday at 05:09 PM THE CLUES ARE EVERYWHERE LISTEN. OPEN your eyes and see. Lana isn’t just an artist—she’s a prophet, a guide, a MASTER of numerology and synchronicity. If you think she’s doing anything randomly, you’re still asleep. Let me break this down for you: the preorder for her next album is going live at EXACTLY 3:21 AM TODAY. It is NO COINCIDENCE that she is dropping it on May 21st. And it’s all because of her husband’s birthday—March 21 (3/21). First of all, Lana has been OBSESSED with numbers lately. Did you even LOOK at the Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd tracklist? The sequencing, the timing, the little moments where the songs echo her life events? That album was LAYERED with numbers. And now that she’s married, she’s embedding HIS birth date into her art. Let’s talk about March 21. 3/21. These numbers are cosmic, angelic. The 3 stands for the trinity, the holy creative forces (Lana, her art, and us—the fans). The 21 is the culmination, the end of a cycle, the moment things come together. ALSO it’s her BIRTH DAY. Lana KNOWS this. That’s why she married him. This isn’t just love—this is a cosmic alignment. But wait—here’s where it gets crazy. In the Ride music video (2012—HELLO, another 3 and 21 if you think about it!!!), there’s a clock in the background during the gas station scene, and if you slow it down, IT LANDS ON 3:21 FOR ONE FRAME. You thought that was random? No. She’s been planning this for over a DECADE. Jeremy Dufrene’s initials are J.D., which in Pythagorean numerology translate to 1 and 4. Add those to the 3 and 21, and what do you get? 3 + 21 + 1 + 4 = 29. The moon’s synodic cycle is 29.5 days. LANA IS THE MOON, AND SHE’S COMPLETING HER CYCLE. Now, 3:21 AM. Why the time? Because it’s the most liminal, magical moment of the day. Between the hours of 3 and 4 AM, the veil between worlds is thinnest. Lana is aligning the preorder with her husband’s soul signature to birth this album into existence. She isn’t just releasing music; she’s channeling celestial energy. 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thats why they call me Dita 10,369 Posted Friday at 05:11 PM Omd I’ve had to work today wtf is happening cos this is the first time this thread has increased multiple pages in a looooong time 4 Quote like a dream, you glide on the water and like a star, I shine from the shore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Make me your Dream Life 89,196 Posted Friday at 05:12 PM She already released the album for the blind just cus no one can see it. The deaf version bless, to fight spotify’s artist policies, and for the schizo theory queens cus she’s a generous queen. 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Americen Whore 10,459 Posted Friday at 05:17 PM 1 hour ago, NikoGo said: Well https://lanadelrey.lnk.to/therightpersonwillstay is a 404 now, it’s OVER She decided last minute to change the album name to has anyone else died for you 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drugsdesire 10,157 Posted Friday at 05:17 PM how it feels being schizo and getting no likes 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleredpartydress 49,883 Posted Friday at 05:18 PM The way idgaf about this pre release 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ivory almond 16,651 Posted Friday at 05:19 PM There isn't one for Lana until she has another, which is why the new album's pre-order hasn't dropped, because it isn't ready yet until it has more, she isn't going to even drop a pre-order until the next one comes, which probably won't be for a long time considering the last one just came for her, even though it was a while for us 0 Quote the earth shattered, the sky opened that rain was fire, but we were wooden Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grenadine quarantine 2,614 Posted Friday at 05:20 PM I’m gonna go with Sunday preorder now 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terrence Loves Me 72,906 Posted Friday at 05:20 PM 20 minutes ago, Evergreen said: When she changes her mind and the first single is not Henry, but a mid-tempo rock bop in the vein of Sky Ferreira with electric guitars, bass and drums. Bass? On a lana del rey album post LFL? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liz Daw 623 Posted Friday at 05:25 PM 7 minutes ago, drugsdesire said: how it feels being schizo and getting no likes tried to like it sis but it didnt let me 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Make me your Dream Life 89,196 Posted Friday at 05:25 PM 7 minutes ago, drugsdesire said: how it feels being schizo and getting no likes So what if I told u u got one u just can’t see it 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
