Misheard Lana Lyrics

[godsmonster 14,221]

Off To The Races

"Likes to watch me in the glass room, bathroom

Trap door, Marmont"

Yeah idk man

[Slumdog 817]

"Where Juana was a beauty queen." I know what the lyrics say, but just can't help but hear that.

[fl0ridakil0s 3,959]

you think too much, you drink too much - Serene Queen

[BoardingSchool 2,919]

For ages, I sincerely thought on SS it was "sizzlin' like a snail"...like, escargot I guess? A snail sizzling in butter?!   I thought it was weird but kinda cool because on a really hot summer night you do kind of feel like you're being cooked IDK. 

 

Also, on TIWMUG, I thought it was "flowers in her hands" instead of "high heels". More poetic to me.  

[fl0ridakil0s 3,959]

California: You hate the heat, you got the flu 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,719]

Okay, fuck OFF.

 

All these years I thought the BTD lyric was "Please don't fail me now"

 

This is appalling; I'm so upset with myself

 

you think too much, you drink too much - Serene Queen

 

I actually think you could be partially correct in that the latter morphs into the former as she repeats it, but I guess we'll never know for sure

[Nobody 21,525]

Okay, fuck OFF.

 

All these years I thought the BTD lyric was "Please don't fail me now"

 

This is appalling; I'm so upset with myself

 

 

Invented tumblr 

 

[genghis khan 5,107]

I keep thinking "Grand 'ole opry" in body electric is "granddaughter pray" or something

[takeitdoen 10,627]

Love Song - "Thanks for the highlights" which I wish it was, because it sounds less materialistic than "the high life".

 

Okay, fuck OFF.

 

All these years I thought the BTD lyric was "Please don't fail me now"

 

This is appalling; I'm so upset with myself

 

 

Ooooof. I feel that upset radiate across the distance, into the cursed state.

[partymonster 4,722]

i always thought “sun in my mouth and gold hoops” was “it’s you in my mouth and gold hoops” pls it doesn’t make sense but she says ‘sun’ weirdly

[Lemonade Tears 1,574]

West Coast: His palms, they're on fire and his hands are rough

 

and in national anthem: Ooh yeah baby, bow down, making me so wild now

 

I honestly liked both of those better 

[takeitdoen 10,627]

West Coast: His palms, they're on fire and his hands are rough

 

and in national anthem: Ooh yeah baby, bow down, making me so wild now

 

I honestly liked both of those better 

omg I actually love that West Coast one. I like how esoteric the actual ones are but those are so primal and romantic. Ugh someone touch me that way.

[Ultra Violet 18,984]

I keep thinking "Grand 'ole opry" in body electric is "granddaughter pray" or something

 

Okay but which one actually is it I still don't know

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,094]

Shades of Cool:

I'm one of many,born is blue

 

Florida Kilos:

Gold thief pretty baby

 

White Mustang:

 

Your white mam stank

[x VB 12,508]

“I’m one of many, ponies blue”

And “I’m one of many, one is blue”

[prettywhenimhigh 49,330]

I thought for so long she was singing "I and I and I I fall to pieces when I'm with you" in cherry 

[takeitdoen 10,627]

lmao I still don't know the words to Body Electric.

 

We get DOWN every Friday night, 

dancing and grinding in the pale moon light.

Grant all our prayers, 

I'm feeling alright  

Mary, praise the rosary 

for my empty mind. 
(sometimes I worry 'bout her) 

 

 

[stupidapartmentcomplex 10,353]

Heroin: 

I'm getting on that aeroplane, leaving my own mannequin

MAC:

You took my sinus out of context

And the entirety of Off To The Races the first like 100 times I heard it.

[Rico25 7,890]

Gods & Monsters :

"Like a groupie in cock need"

[genghis khan 5,107]

yet another day of hearing "blue eye rain drops" in old money instead of blue hydrangeas