Lipsters Awards 2015 (1/23)

[HeadBitch 6,862]

Critics often write about who got snubbed and who was undeserving in other awards nominations, so here's my take on the Lipsters (still hate that name):

 

Most Active - Hmmm, none of the top four posters all time nominated despite remaining active. 

Best Username - @HONEYMOOOOOON and @@Auto-Tuned Loon got robbed. Given the forum's sophomoric sense of humor, @@analwinterofmylife is a shoe-in.

Best Taste - If @@Monicker had been active in 2015, he'd deserve this.

Worst Taste - Two of the nominees also nominated for best taste. #Polarizing But there's plenty of deserving nominees here who weren't. 

Favorite Hoarder - How the fuck is @ not nominated for this one? Hell, he deserves a lifetime achievement award for Most Conspicuous Hoarding. Are you sure you didn't mistake votes for his as votes for @@HeadBitch? I demand a recount.

Blogger - A good slate of candidates, but @@SitarHero deserves the nod.

Status Updater - One of the most difficult choices... because they're mostly bad options. Almost all the candidates have been warned for their status posting, troll, or repeat jokes to death. This is like a primary in which every candidate is Trump. Entertaining perhaps, but at the expense of the country. @@naachoboy should win this by default.

Attention Whore - A couple honorable mentions, but this shouldn't be a contest. You're so vain, you probably all think this comment is about you.

Troll - One of the most difficult choices... because there's at least three candidates that deserve it.

Nicest Member - Some good candidates here (though how is @ nicest and rudest?) but @@PrettyBaby got robbed.

Rudest - One of the most competitive categories right here. Almost all the choices are deserving.

Biggest Bitch - "Being a bitch is not being rude, it's being real even if that makes you seem shady." Yet everyone in this category is more the former than the latter. Not being rude, just being real. Even if that makes me seem shady.

Drama Queen - All worthy candidates, but once again this shouldn't be a contest, and the same person should win as the other no-contest.

Most Iconic - If I had to pick someone other than myself from this list, it would be @@Trash Magic hands down. @@Auto-Tuned Loon got robbed though.

Veteran Member - Not gonna feign humility here. I think I have the best case no matter how you look at it.

Underrated - Hard to go wrong here. There's so many underrated members.

Best Banned Sis - Speaking of underrated, @@Gordo and @@cancergirlloveslana were hilarious trolls that I was sorry to see banned. 

Biggest Stan - The Russian girls and the garage robber got, uh, robbed! Just kidding. I'm still puzzled to be nominated for this once again since I don't feel like I relate to stan culture at all. @@annedauphine deserves this.

Be My Daddy - All I can say is damn this forum is gay. With the exception of @, the ladies got majorly robbed here. And apparently my (admittedly wildly overvalued) stock has fallen.

Delete it Fat - Another tough decision.

Guardian Interview - And perhaps the toughest.

Girl That Got Away - @@Monicker deserves this, but @@DUKE should have been nominated. Good candidates though.

Big Eyes - Lots of talented artists on the forum, but @@urbannoize and @♥Love♥Lana♥Like♥Life were snubbed in the music category.

SpaceX & Tesla - Picking someone to award based on potential is kinda like giving Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, but I think @@annedauphine deserves this. Especially if we can get @@TIARNZUS to give her the permissions needed to work on the Interviews section.

Christina Lucci - Weird how the gays enjoy her jiggling jugs more than I do, in fact, they annoy me. But why not mix it up a little?

Drama of the Year - Scat gifs. Funny now, not funny then.

Lipster of the Year - @@annedauphine probably deserves this one too for her, uh, enthusiasm.

 

Probably just torpedoed my own chances by posting this, but fuck it. YOLO.

 

And I thought the nomination was well deserved,

 

[Lad 8,801]

 

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[ZeroZero 2,225]

 

 

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The Voting stage is starting January 12th, 2016 and ends January 22th. This time around votes will be counted through a survey, so no more messy votes re-count by me.

 

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voting right now

Edit: I'm finished voting

[Mind Melt 10,095]

Voted!

Its a shame you can't vote twice in one category

 

EDIT: Actually I voted a few seconds later I missed a question

[Lad 8,801]

I hope the survey comes through

 

Oh and yeah btw you can only choose one option per category. I didn't point that out but I think it's pretty clear.

[PARADIXO 33,093]

just voted

[trayertrash 7,211]

drama of the year trayertrash's leaks... uhh thanks   if it revives that ass hole i'm suing y'all

 

also, surprised I wasn't nominated for attention whore or sluttiest member since every tiny chat session consisted of y'all slut shaming me... or  biggest bitch since y'all are some misogynistic ass holes 

 

I better win best blog tho 

[Lad 8,801]

drama of the year trayertrash's leaks... uhh thanks if it revives that ass hole i'm suing y'all

 

also, surprised I wasn't nominated for attention whore or sluttiest member since every tiny chat session consisted of y'all slut shaming me... or biggest bitch since y'all are some misogynistic ass holes

 

I better win best blog tho

If you want I can take that Drama of the Year one down.

[trayertrash 7,211]

If you want I can take that Drama of the Year one down.

 

Naw it's okay

[graham4anything 2,859]

sent in survey 1/13/2016  1235am eastern time

[comeintomybedroom 8,662]

did it

[PARADIXO 33,093]

sent in survey 1/13/2016  1235am eastern time

 

you're legendary

[BLOODSHOT 3,029]

Voted!

[TRENCH 15,450]

Just voted 

[renaissance 8,330]

Voted

[LAman 3,224]

InTheSummer's sexuality

[SuperMegaStan 10,023]

just fulfilled my LB duties. 

 

[annedauphine 36,055]

Voted! Good luck guys, may the winners win

 

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I love you tbh

[butterflies 3,040]

Voted

[Limelight 4,709]

Just voted.

 

May the odds be in your favor basics, you'll need it