In My Feelings

this is so seek & twisted 

niko & topanga getting ready for their first neil krug photoshoot
 

Imagine puttin' your headphones on and when the first track starts, you hear: ah ah ah ah ah ah walking is an art and so is my body

Rule number one about making a plausible fake tracklist: respect the damn "alternating 1st track title track/2nd track title track" pattern. 

A political masterpiece anthem incoming ft. Bernie Sanders or?

Its about her boobs being as big as the whole LA

@uhauljoe looking at you ? we exposed you Lana 

HEY GUYS! I'm new here  what's this I hear about 15 TRACKS?! were winning

Sorry if this has been talked about already, but I found this at a local record shop! There’s no way this can be a coincidence, right? Maybe we can expect a cover of one of these songs?

 

this bitch is taylor swifting in this era

Me reading the tracklist that came out last night as promised by team delulu
 

 
 

But did he ask her about UFB

exactly. wildflower wildfire literally her best song

when lana posts the tracklist and it isn't the carefully curated 18-track album i created in my head 

insiders scrobbling unleaked songs & future album tracks knowing they're shaking up this pre-release thread 

hiadtfawlmth-bihi stans won 
she rlly is fucking crazy but free

Lana Del Rey has just released a surprise homemade music video for 'hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but I have it' on her UHaulJoe YouTube channel!
 
 

brite lites JUST came up on shuffle... it's a sign... mike dean rework of brite lites is coming... 

Video Games is my fav song of all time, Bel Air is one of my fave Lana tracks, I'm a Hope Is A Dangerous Thing stan and I'm a fan of the stripped back May Jailer stuff, so it's not that I can't handle piano or stripped back production but.... idk, I feel like sometimes these slower more ballad-y tracks get lost and lose their value if they're in an album full of them. Making good music is a talent and a skill, but you know what else is a talent and a skill? Arranging and pacing an album well.
 
I also wanna point out that although some fan faves are technically piano ballads (Old Money, Video Games, Black Beauty, etc etc) those songs usually have additional instruments (harps and strings in VG, drums in BB, etc) and strong melodies. There's a fullness to them. The apprehension regarding lots of piano on this album, for me, comes from the fear that there might not be that same fullness on these new tracks and that the album won't be paced or arranged very well and the amount of slow piano tracks could be overkill so I won't care to go back to it v much.
 
That being said - personally I like Blue Banisters and Text Book but I absolutely ADORE WFWF, and that's because there's a strong vocal melody in the performance, those synths/organs and some cool drums in the track, as well as an overall empowering message that just ticks all the right boxes for me!!

All three singles aged like fine wine for me tbh 
  

Question for Lanaboards:
 
 Now that Jenny, Patty, Nikki, Chuck, John Deere, Jake, Tex and Mex have had number ones with songs about being blue, green, gray, wild, awkward, sweet etc - can I please go back to writing about Pink Geraniums, 6 Trips to the Moon, When You Wanna Dance My Heart Goes Boom Like That, Hey Lizzy, Little Sycamore Tree, You Roll Like Thunder - When You Come Crashing In, D is for Dealer, My Pussy Belongs to Jack or my dream Radiohead cover - or whatever I want -without being crucified or saying that I'm glamorizing bad tracklists??????
 
 Im fed up with unactractive mean twinks and Boom Like That haters saying that I glamorize lack of talent when in reality I'm just a glamorous person singing about the realities of what we're really getting on Blue Banisters, LDR9, LDR10, LDR11, LDR69 - acoustic stripped back stringless deep honest personal semi-acapella piano ballads with uninspired titles that will never match the power of masterpieces such as Unidentified Flying Bill, Crazy For You, Morricone, Piano Theme, Trans Am, Sugary Sweet, Dealer, Loved You Then and Now, Coconut and Key Lime Pie, Beach Boys, Boom Like That and Roll With Me .
 
 With all of the topics gays are finally allowed to explore I just want to say over the last 24 hours I think it's pathetic that my glamourous famous notorious dangerous creative exploration detailing my sometimes iconic or groundbreaking roles with my forum accounts has often made people say Ive set shitposting back hundreds of years.
 
 Let this be clear, I'm not not the bolt, the lightning, the thunder -but there has to be a place in Santa Clarita for wildfires who shine and bright like me - the kind of wildfires that light up the night with only their hotness and nothing but it - the kind of wildfires who are slated mercilessly for being their authentic, delicate and hot selves, the kind of wildfires who get their own flames and heat taken away from them by bluer balls or by penises who hate testicles.
 
Anyways none of this has anything to do about much but I'll be detailing some of my feelings in my next hundred tracklists (mostly the 69th one) with Niko and Topanga. And I'm sure there will be tinges of what I've been pondering in my new tracklist that comes out September 11th featuring the hit single Boom Like That (feat. the Twink Towers).
 
Thanks for reading
Happy quarantining
 
Edit: Btw thanks you all for the support and appreciation, I hope you all receive DMs with UFB.wav until next morning
 

dont do that